Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 4 minutes ago, Craig said: FYP 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9244 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 salma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13881 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Never quite saw owt like that in Sam Jacks like 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33266 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 44 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: FYP There aint no fucking snapping pussy there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 49 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Wonder if anywhere is still doing pre-match totty ala Idols these days? Yet another thing the PC BRIGADE have stolen from us. I fucking lived in there circa. 1995. What was the other one called on Low Friar Steet along from where The Gate is now - the one that was way more seedy that Idols? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, strawb said: Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure. I call that bargaining... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 If it was like the young Demi Moore (nsfw), he still wouldn’t have seen owt. Like Slash with his hat off. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 There was a bloke who when the “show” started, grabbed a chair and stood on it in the middle of the bar so he could get an uninterrupted view. He honestly shouted “rub it” while they were dancing. It must have been 15 years ago, but sometimes I will still greet my mate with a quick “rub it” when he walks into a pub 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: If it was like the young Demi Moore (nsfw), he still wouldn’t have seen owt. Like Slash with his hat off. Fucking hell, that's a decaying haystack!! Demi, pet ... get your fucking immac out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, strawb said: There was a bloke who when the “show” started, grabbed a chair and stood on it in the middle of the bar so he could get an uninterrupted view. He honestly shouted “rub it” while they were dancing. It must have been 15 years ago, but sometimes I will still greet my mate with a quick “rub it” when he walks into a pub Was he rubbing his thighs, Vic Reeves style as he did. Jesus fucking wept .... I've missed this place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21937 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, strawb said: Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure. I’ve been to pound in the pot place like that before. Seedy af Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, Dr Gloom said: I’ve been to pound in the pot place like that before. Seedy af Fucking mint mate. What you on about? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13881 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 7 minutes ago, strawb said: There was a bloke who when the “show” started, grabbed a chair and stood on it in the middle of the bar so he could get an uninterrupted view. He honestly shouted “rub it” while they were dancing. It must have been 15 years ago, but sometimes I will still greet my mate with a quick “rub it” when he walks into a pub I’m howling. I picture him adjusting his spectacles before saying it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21937 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Just now, strawb said: Fucking mint mate. What you on about? You don’t walk out of a boozer like that with your chin up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 He deffo had to tell his neighbours when he moved to a new house mine. Looked like that Neilson bloke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: You don’t walk out of a boozer like that with your chin up Was it stuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 26 minutes ago, strawb said: Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure. Did you put it in the pot or the pasty? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6682 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Fucking hell they're getting desperate. They're calling for Jordan FC 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 34 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Did you put it in the pot or the pasty? Fucking clip of her mate. I wouldn’t have touched her with your rotten nub 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Hey, less of the nub man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4268 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 5 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Hey, less of the nub man. Just what your lass has told me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 29 minutes ago, Craig said: Fucking hell they're getting desperate. They're calling for Jordan FC Found the attic dweller, there mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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