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If I ever begin to feel sorry for them I just think about what it would be like if the situation was reversed. They were absolutely unbearable the last two times we went down. I fucking love seeing them like this if I’m honest 

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1 minute ago, Alex said:

If I ever begin to feel sorry for them I just think about what it would be like if the situation was reversed. They were absolutely unbearable the last two times we went down. I fucking love seeing them like this if I’m honest 

Spot on, I want them in league two tbh. Fuck them. As you say they were absolutely fucking absurd when we went down. 

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The owners need the deluded mob to continue to think of themselves as a PL side. The moment the penny drops that they're just a slightly above average League One side then that's when the attendances start plummeting and they're really in the shit.

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12 minutes ago, Alex said:

If I ever begin to feel sorry for them I just think about what it would be like if the situation was reversed. They were absolutely unbearable the last two times we went down. I fucking love seeing them like this if I’m honest 


They’ve were unbearable when we’ve been in bother recently. 
 

“See you in the championship next year marra FTM” 


I hope they stay down their for decades and if they do pop up into the championship I want it to be as humbling and humiliating as possible. 


All this happening whilst we realise our wildest dreams as the front piece for an evil regime.

 

YES PLEASE 

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14 minutes ago, Alex said:

If I ever begin to feel sorry for them I just think about what it would be like if the situation was reversed. They were absolutely unbearable the last two times we went down. I fucking love seeing them like this if I’m honest 

 
Indeed. 

Nothing will outdo 2009 when they survived relegation but only started celebrating the moment the realised we'd gone down. Utter cunts. 

"6 in a row" was fucking tedious as well.

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1 minute ago, Tom said:

I hope they stay down their for decades and if they do pop up into the championship I want it to be as humbling and humiliating as possible. 

Nah fuck that, I want them back in the same division as us so we can royally kick their arses on an annual basis. 

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1 minute ago, Craig said:

Nah fuck that, I want them back in the same division as us so we can royally kick their arses on an annual basis. 

 

But equally, imagine our team of superstars versus their League One side in years to come, in some kind of cup game. That could be fantastic too, just watching them tie themselves into knots in advance of it, the fear setting in, etc. They'd be talking up how classy they were as some kind of insulation about the utter devastation that would be about to befall them, remembering that "it's still 6 in a row in the league though marra". Then we rock up, play the youth side and win 5 or 6-0. As a result the fans call for the manager's head, hire Jermain Defoe, now in his 50s, for a third time - he plays 60 seconds per game for the rest of the season and they have to re-mortgage the stadium to afford him. He does score though as the ball ricochets off his zimmer frame to achieve a consolation goal in a 7-1 home defeat to Burton Albion, a team that now has twice the attendance that they do.

 

They can get promoted after that :cuppa: 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

But equally, imagine our team of superstars versus their League One side in years to come, in some kind of cup game. That could be fantastic too, just watching them tie themselves into knots in advance of it, the fear setting in, etc. They'd be talking up how classy they were as some kind of insulation about the utter devastation that would be about to befall them, remembering that "it's still 6 in a row in the league though marra". Then we rock up, play the youth side and win 5 or 6-0. As a result the fans call for the manager's head, hire Jermain Defoe, now in his 50s, for a third time - he plays 60 seconds per game for the rest of the season and they have to re-mortgage the stadium to afford him. He does score though as the ball ricochets off his zimmer frame to achieve a consolation goal in a 7-1 home defeat to Burton Albion, a team that now has twice the attendance that they do.

 

They can get promoted after that :cuppa: 

 

 


Nope .... not buying it. I miss the derby. It's a defining moment of the season and it's absence is missed.

 

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Forgot to add from last night when I heard BBC Newcastle going on about them. Their main commentator, 'Barnsey' plus Gabbiadini were talking about how their stand-in doesn't really want the job then I heard him interviewed......he really doesn't want it, like :lol: sounded like a bloke just trying to get on with it but saying stuff like the players apologised but they don't need to apologise to him, admitted their confidence is shot and had no answers it was up to them, said he understood the frustration about not playing Defoe but said he's 39, has played about 19 minutes in over a year and they had a duty of care to him as he might harm more than just his football career if they just put him on basically implying he's an ex-pro in all but name. He sounded resigned, demoralised but just as importantly he shares this feeling with the players who are obviously shiting it. Factor in the fans who are either chucking it or doing their usual mental approach to dealing with their situation then it's a match made in heaven! (And I haven't even mentioned Methvin and the rest who were at their game who are plainly useless/chancers added to the fact they've just been beaten 6-0 then had two consecutive defeats to famous British racecourses. Happy fucking days). :lol:

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12 minutes ago, Tom said:

Fuck the Derby’s. 
 

We’ve got WAY bigger fish to fry. PIF want to chase champions league titles, that can define us now. 

 

Running the risk of sounding like you want us to lose our identity, Tom.

Make no mistake, I'm looking forward to the ambitious journey PIF will take us on, but you never forget your roots. The NE derby is steeped in tradition and something that transcends football - the rivalry between the two clubs is the most visible remaining representation of the generations-long political battle between the two cities. 

 

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3 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

Running the risk of sounding like you want us to lose out identity, Tom.

Make no mistake, I'm looking forward to the ambitious journey PIF will take us on, but you never forget your roots. The NE derby is steeped in tradition and something that transcends football - the rivalry between the two clubs is the most visible remaining representation of the generations-long political battle between the two cities. 

 

 

No, just no, an million times no.

 

How does not having a derby make us "lose our identity" FFS

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

Spot on, I want them in league two tbh. Fuck them. As you say they were absolutely fucking absurd when we went down. 

Grown men married with kids and shit saying, without a hint of irony, it was the best day of their life 

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2 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

No, just no, an million times no.

 

How does not having a derby make us "lose our identity" FFS


You don't value the North East derby; I do. Weelllll shit, we have different opinions :lol:

'Stay grounded' is sage advice. Else the next thing you know we'll be signing up for the European Soooooper League! 

The local derby is an important part of a football season. In its absence something is missing.

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3 minutes ago, Alex said:

Grown men married with kids and shit saying, without a hint of irony, it was the best day of their life 

 

Remember that 'Obsession' motivational poster that was knocked up of them celebrating our demise? The cunts.

 

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7 minutes ago, Alex said:

Grown men married with kids and shit saying, without a hint of irony, it was the best day of their life

To be fair all those family members are mackems.  

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4 minutes ago, Craig said:

 

Remember that 'Obsession' motivational poster that was knocked up of them celebrating our demise? The cunts.

 

 

Found it

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28 minutes ago, Tom said:

Fuck the Derby’s. 
 

We’ve got WAY bigger fish to fry. PIF want to chase champions league titles, that can define us now. 

The fuck did I do?

 

Also, I'm svelte now.

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Following on from investigations into the conduct of Kurt Zouma, authorities are now reviewing allegations that 11 men from the Cheltenham area have given some black cats a good kicking recently. Allegedly there's video evidence and almost 6,000 witnesses.

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26 minutes ago, Alex said:

Grown men married with kids and shit saying, without a hint of irony, it was the best day of their life 

 

I always remember on an RTG thread where one of the whoppers went for a curry after the match and started crying in front of his missus. When she asked hom what was wrong, he bubbled out he was crying because it was the happiest day of his life. :lol:

 

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