Howmanheyman 33254 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 I thought the masters five a side thing has finished a few years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 DESTROYED 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 They're absolute nuggets like. They can't seem to grasp that, yes he's the NE reporter, but he's reporting that news to a channel that is broadcast to the nation. And the nation doesn't give a fuck that Sunderland has signed someone from Fleetwood Town, or thinks they've landed the signing of the season by securing 3 months of Jermaine Defoe. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Defoe was far from his prime last time he signed for them for fucks sake 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13875 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 The Michael Jordan send-up has done me in What a club, man. Haven’t checked RTG but I’m going to assume that he alone is better business than anything we’ve managed? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Basically Defoe was the best thing that happened in the transfer window, and then to top it off Wee Phillie outdid Keith Downie by running round the Academy of Light getting "exclusives" and mistaking another black man for Defoe. It's a crying shame that the Netflix camera crews aren't still there. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 One thing that makes me laugh about the mackems shouting at Sky Sports is that Sunderland receive a disproportionate amount of coverage for the level that the club is at. They are already spoiled, the nation doesn’t care about Sunderland & with Gateshead & Spennymoor to report on which should the chronicle? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33254 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 All I wanted was the national stations and journalists to talk about Sunderland on a regular basis, I mean, isn't that what they do with all the 3rd division clubs?........No? Oh well I'll go and jump in the sea then. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44901 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 This is why they're where they are. They'll not only accept the signing of a 40 year old has-been, they're actively celebrating it - all over twitter posting wanking gifs and "is it just me or is everyone else erect?" at the return of a bloke who isn't even on a downward trajectory anymore, he's fucking finished. Their owners mustn't believe their luck. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 On 30/01/2022 at 19:54, Howay said: They’ll never learn eh. Him going in there calling them all shite, and trying to intimidate them is definitely going to work. They’re third in the league man shocking result aside they were where they’d hope to be (delusion of being way above that level aside), they’ve likely just derailed their own season because their owners are so desperate to placate their ridiculous fan base. I hope they never change. Could you imagine if roles were reversed man? Imagine losing 6-0 to Bolton then the next day the mackems spent €50m on a 24 year old Brazilian international while we sacked our manager in knee jerk style. He was infuriated that Premier League players couldn't match his exacting standards, imagine what he'd be like when Ian Lastnamehere misses from a yard out, or Gary Whatshischops spoons a 5yd pass into the Wear? Every season they're around the promotion candidates and then, as the season draws to an end, the League One squad buckles under the weight of Premier League expectation and can't get over the line and the fans turn feral, but we've got unrealistic expectations. The boss sees a few bad results and a streak of bad form and the fans literally offer the manager out and yet we're fickle. They think that Roy Keane, or Sewpa Kev is the answer to their managerial woes, but we're living in the past.... Fucking hell, they think that 40yr old Jermaine Defoe will fire them to promotion this season, but we are more bothered about a famous name, than what's best for the club. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 I wonder if Oldham Athletic fans hound the fuck out Downie’s North West equivalent because they don’t get similar coverage to Manchester United and Manchester City. I get they’re annoyed at where they are but he’s fucking spot on that he’s not the bloke to take it out on. There’s not some secret agenda here and the comments of “that’s it then a Sky employee CONFIRMING only the premier league matters”, take the fucking red and white geps off for a second and look at the coverage other teams in your division and even the division above get. Add in Newcastle spent the most in the Premier League (possibly world football as well?) in this transfer window, it’s honestly not clicking with them why we would receive more of SSN’s attention? Like all jokes aside it’s genuinely insane they expect they’d receive anywhere near the coverage. Even disregarding the entirety of the above, why would they work much around the signing of Defoe? It’s a 40 year old bloke that’s been out of contract for a month or two? It was widely known that he was in discussions with them, and pretty much only them, so SSN are just going to wait for that to be confirmed and report it. One of their reporters isn’t going to trespass in order to film people through windows to get that ‘scoop’. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, Howay said: I wonder if Oldham Athletic fans hound the fuck out Downie’s North West equivalent because they don’t get similar coverage to Manchester United and Manchester City. I get they’re annoyed at where they are but he’s fucking spot on that he’s not the bloke to take it out on. There’s not some secret agenda here and the comments of “that’s it then a Sky employee CONFIRMING only the premier league matters”, take the fucking red and white geps off for a second and look at the coverage other teams in your division and even the division above get. Add in Newcastle spent the most in the Premier League (possibly world football as well?) in this transfer window, it’s honestly not clicking with them why we would receive more of SSN’s attention? Like all jokes aside it’s genuinely insane they expect they’d receive anywhere near the coverage. Even disregarding the entirety of the above, why would they work much around the signing of Defoe? It’s a 40 year old bloke that’s been out of contract for a month or two? It was widely known that he was in discussions with them, and pretty much only them, so SSN are just going to wait for that to be confirmed and report it. One of their reporters isn’t going to trespass in order to film people through windows to get that ‘scoop’. I didn't even realise that. To be fair, quite a few Hollywood movies have been made about a gnarled old professional doing "One last job". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, The Fish said: To be fair, quite a few Hollywood movies have been made about a gnarled old professional doing "One last jobbie on the stadium seats” MLF’d YP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 SENSATIONAL - the presenter of SAFC Fans TV has words for WEE PHILLIE and his bizarre deadline day escapades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30620 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 They're certainly words. Whether or not they constitute a coherent sentence is up for debate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 To be fair i think he’s genuinely handicapped. Can you say handicapped these days? No idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3898 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Tom said: To be fair i think he’s genuinely handicapped. Can you say handicapped these days? No idea. I think retarded is the word you're looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosco 759 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I think retarded is the word you're looking for I would have said....Thick Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I think retarded is the word you're looking for 8 minutes ago, Rosco said: I would have said....Thick Twat I think “mackem” covers all bases, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 SOS Where footballers go for their final payday. ( O’Shea,Brown,Leadbetter,Defoe,Adam ‘one of their own’ Johnson,Nunez) SMB.27-3-1970.Took the bastard good and proper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: I think retarded is the word you're looking for Speaking of… 1 minute ago, essembeeofsunderland said: SOS Where footballers go for their final payday. ( O’Shea,Brown,Leadbetter,Defoe,Adam ‘one of their own’ Johnson,Nunez) SMB.27-3-1970.Took the bastard good and proper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/fabio-cannavaro.1571037/ 😂 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33254 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35095 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Some of the replies actually taking it seriously as well, man. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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