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tee tee Hee.   :whistle:

 

"Today marks 3806 days (10 years, 9 months and 29 days) without Newcastle being able to beat Sunderland. Historical fatherhood!"

 

You are languishing in League One! Sit on your porcelian throne, the last row in the back. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Poor lad, he looks better in the pic on the left. 
 

Imagine being a male, teenaged, middle-aged lesbian. :lol:

All I wanted to do was get ordained by the church as a vicar, I mean, isn't that what all male teenaged mackem middle aged lesbians aspire to do?

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The excuse was good. I.e. he’d had a few drinks but all he’d had to eat was an advent calendar chocolate. Ah, nee bother, marra. Totally normal behaviour in that case 

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A bloke I went to uni with is forever known as Shitbox because during a party he squatted over a box of Stella and curled one off. In the kitchen.  
 

Stella’s not great, but is it that bad?  

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5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Their fortunes are about to change for the better I'm afraid, the son and heir is looking slick so every team outside the PL better be careful, they're on their way back! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Is that a League 1 posh directors box?

 

And is that bloke at the back the DJ?

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