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[Meenzer 15183]

[fade to black] On a river where they use the gravy boats...

[Sonatine 11136]

Think they just use some form of condensed Blue Pop instead of gravy.  Afterall, everyone knows that gravy was invented by that Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen™.

Edited December 19, 2021 by Sonatine

[Dougle 3237]

8 hours ago, Tom said:

Do they not have gravy in Sunderland like?   

 

They have cheese

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

A proper Mickey Mouse club.Remember our 2 v 1 away win at Joker when their chairman,later to be glassed by a fellow makem,couldn’t afford to pay for the extra police required for a derby game so no tickets were given to us.

[Howay 12496]

To be fair, seeing as the last two times the club has been sold it’s been once for nothing down only future parachute payments, and then again for a totally not fake sale to a bloke who might one day inherit some of daddy’s money, and another suitor was a man who lives under a bridge, I think it’s harsh of Crook Town to assume they need that £710.49 more than sunderland.

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

I must confess to being very confused with the initial article which mentioned Crook Town and then said they were playing sunderland. 
 

“ Eh, same place isn’t it?”  

[safcforever 75]

21 hours ago, Tom said:

Do they not have gravy in Sunderland like?   

Do you not have cheesy chips in Newcastle like? 😉

[Tom 14002]

We have to provide something for visiting mackems  

[Dougle 3237]

13 hours ago, safcforever said:

Do you not have chee,easy chips in Newcastle like? 😉

 

Localed YP

[bobbyshinton 59]

Are them scruffy twats not pushing for finance from the prem clubs?

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

I wouldn’t mind if we paid them to fuck off to Siberia or somewhere. 
 

Other than that, to coin an oft used Mackem phrase, “We neeyd to look after our own-Chariteeuh begins at Yaarm!”
 

Get fucked. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13625]

Yarm is near Boro, man

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

Mackems/smoggies 

 

Potato/potahto 

[Meenzer 15183]

1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mackems/smoggies 

 

Potato/parmo

 

FYP

[Monkeys Fist 41421]

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Mackems/smoggies 

 

Cheesy Potato/parmo 

 

2 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

FYP

FYFYP

 

 

[Dougle 3237]

Have they took over Travalgar Square yet?

[Rayvin 5129]

That QF against Arsenal was well worth their earlier 5 games without a win then.

[Tom 14002]

 

 

 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13625]

 Truly, truly, truly, the saddest bastards in world football.

[Gemmill 42959]

 

[Howmanheyman 31847]

8 hours ago, Tom said:

 

 

 

Blatantly been pied off in a 'Nucassell are shit, marra and think thu ganna wen the champions leyag, dya hayit them anarrl?' conservation pre-game with an Arsenal fan who didn't fancy talking to a mouth breathing, pissed up, brexit tramp where he couldn't understand what he was saying?

[Sonatine 11136]

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Apparently popped into the lads dressing room after the game and fist bumped every player and told them they were fantastic in spells and the score line was deceiving - then told them to go and win our league.

Top class so thought I'd share.

 

Of course he did, of course he did 😂

[Ayatollah Hermione 13625]

Even if that’s true, it’s as patronising as owt  

[NJS 4270]

"His parting shot was FTM"

 

Probably.

[Gemmill 42959]

Who is it that they're saying did this?