Meenzer 15550 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 [fade to black] On a river where they use the gravy boats... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11393 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 (edited) Think they just use some form of condensed Blue Pop instead of gravy. Afterall, everyone knows that gravy was invented by that Shadowy Cabal of Tyneside Businessmen™. Edited December 19, 2021 by Sonatine 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 8 hours ago, Tom said: Do they not have gravy in Sunderland like? They have cheese 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 A proper Mickey Mouse club.Remember our 2 v 1 away win at Joker when their chairman,later to be glassed by a fellow makem,couldn’t afford to pay for the extra police required for a derby game so no tickets were given to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 To be fair, seeing as the last two times the club has been sold it’s been once for nothing down only future parachute payments, and then again for a totally not fake sale to a bloke who might one day inherit some of daddy’s money, and another suitor was a man who lives under a bridge, I think it’s harsh of Crook Town to assume they need that £710.49 more than sunderland. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 I must confess to being very confused with the initial article which mentioned Crook Town and then said they were playing sunderland. “ Eh, same place isn’t it?” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safcforever 75 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 21 hours ago, Tom said: Do they not have gravy in Sunderland like? Do you not have cheesy chips in Newcastle like? 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 We have to provide something for visiting mackems 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 13 hours ago, safcforever said: Do you not have chee,easy chips in Newcastle like? 😉 Localed YP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbyshinton 59 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Are them scruffy twats not pushing for finance from the prem clubs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 I wouldn’t mind if we paid them to fuck off to Siberia or somewhere. Other than that, to coin an oft used Mackem phrase, “We neeyd to look after our own-Chariteeuh begins at Yaarm!” Get fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13881 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Yarm is near Boro, man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Mackems/smoggies Potato/potahto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15550 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mackems/smoggies Potato/parmo FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mackems/smoggies Cheesy Potato/parmo 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: FYP FYFYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3338 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Have they took over Travalgar Square yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5223 Posted December 21, 2021 Share Posted December 21, 2021 That QF against Arsenal was well worth their earlier 5 games without a win then. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13881 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 Truly, truly, truly, the saddest bastards in world football. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33266 Posted December 22, 2021 Share Posted December 22, 2021 8 hours ago, Tom said: Blatantly been pied off in a 'Nucassell are shit, marra and think thu ganna wen the champions leyag, dya hayit them anarrl?' conservation pre-game with an Arsenal fan who didn't fancy talking to a mouth breathing, pissed up, brexit tramp where he couldn't understand what he was saying? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11393 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Quote Apparently popped into the lads dressing room after the game and fist bumped every player and told them they were fantastic in spells and the score line was deceiving - then told them to go and win our league. Top class so thought I'd share. Of course he did, of course he did 😂 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13881 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Even if that’s true, it’s as patronising as owt 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4389 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 "His parting shot was FTM" Probably. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44930 Posted December 23, 2021 Share Posted December 23, 2021 Who is it that they're saying did this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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