Alex 37507 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 classy 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7864 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 13:28, Howay said: Expand How tight do you have to be to wander around with a dairylea slice in your pocket ffs 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Is there a different type of cheeseburger I haven’t heard of? I.e. a one without the cheese already on. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 13:47, Kid Dynamite said: How tight do you have to be to wander around with a dairylea slice in your pocket ffs Expand The best place to store cheese is your pocket 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1018 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 4th season in League One and owned by a chancer, a squad full of players nee fucker has ever heard of, but it's all right, as the stadium grub-peddlers heat up his cheese until it's "quite melted." Talk about the lap of luxury, you can guarantee none of the barcode stadium lads heat up cheese on a cheeseburger. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 1018 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 p.s. Anyone care to speculate on what the burgers at the SoL might be made out of? Did it neigh or maybe meow while it was alive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 “Fucking hell marras” ”well what’s wrang Kev?” ”me dairylea slice has gone! I had it when I was playing with wor nipper down on the metro lines yestahdee” ”anything could have happened, any of the wild staffys that hang about outside the ground might have got it” ”I’ll have to fuckin buy one of them cheeseburgers with the cheese already inside, little Darren will have to go without his monster munch this week… areet marra aye I’ll have a cheeseburger… a one with the cheese in” ”erm aye ok mate. Owt else” ”nee chance, and do me a favor mate make sure you heat it up a bit more to make sure the cheese is quite melty” ”I mean it’s pre packaged mate it all goes in the microwave together, but aye sure I’ll add another 30 seconds” ”Tell you what marras I could get use to this white glove service” ”aye amazing this service like Kevin, the lads on RTG will have to hear about this” 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 #Rustlers 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 591 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 13:32, Sonatine said: There's a lot going on in that post, but where to start? 😂 Expand It's like a slightly less sinister League of Gentlemen character. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12190 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 They'll be serving drinks in cups next, instead of relying on our Wearside brethren to scoop it out of a trough with their hands. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37542 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 I wonder if this is the cheese bloke? (But then again, the list of suspects will be long.....) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12190 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 Well, he's not so different to us in that even he doesn't know who half the fuckers who play for them are 😂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 He couldn’t think of ANY player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45915 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 14:37, Howmanheyman said: I wonder if this is the cheese bloke? (But then again, the list of suspects will be long.....) Expand There’s definitely something in blue coat’s pocket, given how he’s waddling. It’s either a pound block of cheddar or he’s shit himself. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 15:08, essembeeofsunderland said: He couldn’t think of ANY player. Expand AYE!!!!!!! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3792 Posted August 8, 2021 Share Posted August 8, 2021 On 08/08/2021 at 13:47, Kid Dynamite said: How tight do you have to be to wander around with a dairylea slice in your pocket ffs Expand How tight do you have to be to take a free half season ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14936 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 I love how the cheeseburger thread has 6 pages in that screenshot alone Six pages of crack about some tramp carrying around cheese slices in his pocket, what a world. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7864 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 (edited) On 08/08/2021 at 22:43, Dougle said: How tight do you have to be to take a free half season ticket? Expand How daft do you have to be to pay Ashley for one? Edited August 9, 2021 by Kid Dynamite 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14181 Posted August 9, 2021 Share Posted August 9, 2021 Oooooo curveball 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartaFC 324 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 Beat Port Vale and all is brilliant. This bloke is a , I don't have the words to hand...... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3792 Posted August 10, 2021 Share Posted August 10, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 45915 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 On 10/08/2021 at 23:30, Dougle said: Expand If you took this photo, removed everything but their faces, then flew over the Amazon and parachuted in to an uncontacted tribe’s village, showed them it and asked them what they were looking at, they’d say, ” Mackem skanks”. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2447 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 On 11/08/2021 at 01:22, Monkeys Fist said: If you tooth this photo, removed everything but their faces, then flew over the Amazon and parachuted in to an uncontacted tribe’s village, showed them it and asked them what they were looking at, they’d say, ” Mackem skanks”. Expand I was thinking bloody hell, Hale & Pace are looking rough these days. Are those really women? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14936 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 On 10/08/2021 at 21:43, SpartaFC said: Beat Port Vale and all is brilliant. This bloke is a , I don't have the words to hand...... Expand Anyone have the boom/bust cycle photo to hand? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37507 Posted August 11, 2021 Share Posted August 11, 2021 I love how they completely ignore the massive gulf between the Championship and the division they’ve now failed to get out of (at least) 3 years in a row. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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