TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 It'll have been Northampton's cup final 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted January 2, 2021 Share Posted January 2, 2021 Do you remember when we played our 100th game in Europe? Can't remember them congratulating us but I'll be the bigger man and on behalf of all Newcastle United fans say 'well done Sunderland'. "Actually, it's on behalf of '50,000 screaming Geordies'. Get it right!!" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35096 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Someone with an account on rtg get on there and start a rumour that League One’s season is finished and they’re deciding the final positions on a points by game basis again 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11393 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Gone back to bullshitting about F1 now his mackem grift has gone the journey 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 On 04/01/2021 at 20:31, Alex said: Someone with an account on rtg get on there and start a rumour that League One’s season is finished and they’re deciding the final positions on a points by game basis again It’s not me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 25 minutes ago, Sonatine said: Gone back to bullshitting about F1 now his mackem grift has gone the journey “Established 2010”, still unavailable in shops or online. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Thought I recognised that font! It's just a lazily modified Fraulein: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I remember seeing Piss Enema at The Cluny. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21638 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Ffs I just googled that sitting next to my kids. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Can't even tell if you're joking Tom. Heard worse band names though tbf and I'm missing gigs so much I'd probably go to that even if it turned out to be Gimli up there trying his hand at covering G.G Allin. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Renton said: Ffs I just googled that sitting next to my kids. Sorry man, should've thought that through. Just the first two words that popped into mind in the 5 minutes I spent on that logo. Swear I have no affiliation with the band Tom mentioned or any of the nsfw google links your kids just witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21638 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: Sorry man, should've thought that through. Just the first two words that popped into mind in the 5 minutes I spent on that logo. Swear I have no affiliation with the band Tom mentioned or any of the nsfw google links your kids just witnessed. Don't worry about it, they only got a glimpse. And Daddy might have found a new interest. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 “ Daddy, what’s the difference between a piss enema and a champagne enema?” ” Few hundred quid, son. “ 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 This forum man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21638 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I know, right. I mean a few hundred quid? Do you think I drink Krug MF? I find Cava suffices for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 If its just to cleanse yer colon and needs to be fizzy might aswell save some money and go with lambrini. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35096 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just chill your piss and fizz it up in the soda stream. Suitable for #deluxe #enemas and #middle-earth #entrepreneurial #delusions. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, trophyshy said: Just chill your piss and fizz it up in the soda stream. Suitable for #deluxe #enemas and #middle-earth #entrepreneurial #delusions. Thats the game! Bottle it, brand it, nick someone else's logo and if your pockets are deep enough you might also be able to blag an F1 sponsorship. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 “Piss Enema, the UKs prime Enema brand has entered negotiations to purchase Sunderland football club” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 (edited) Plan B is a sponsorship deal, company logo on the kit and rebranding the ground "Stadium of Shite". Fuck sorry I need to get out this habit of lowering the tone. Seriously though, this jakebaw neanderthal straight up doesn't have a product and nicked his logo: https://drivetribe.com/p/haas-sponsor-rich-energy-loses-ZB74jKekTZ24hqmUf1A70Q?iid=FXovpF4bQQG62axeiZJODQ Edited January 6, 2021 by Blastronaut 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11288 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 2 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Fuck sorry I need to get out this habit of lowering the tone. Seriously though, this jakebaw neanderthal straight up doesn't have a product and nicked his logo: https://drivetribe.com/p/haas-sponsor-rich-energy-loses-ZB74jKekTZ24hqmUf1A70Q?iid=FXovpF4bQQG62axeiZJODQ Did he think he needed to be found guilty of lying by a Court to take over a football club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 You’ve got the wrong Adam Johnson mate, it’s that what made me laugh. ROFL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted January 7, 2021 Share Posted January 7, 2021 (edited) Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any weirder, Adam Johnson nicks a lectern from the Capitol building and John Cooper Clarke stops writing poems and telling jokes about dogs eating condoms to run for the Democrats in Tennessee. Edited January 7, 2021 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now