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[ewerk 29640]

TBF the same could be said of any of their players from the past 15 years.

[Monkeys Fist 41448]

1 hour ago, essembeeofsunderland said:

They’ve described one of their strikers as a pissed tramp.

He’ll fit right in with the next (in his own head) owner. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

29 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He’ll fit right in with the next (in his own head) owner. 

Ha ha.Most of the few loyal fans they have look like pissed tramps.

[Howmanheyman 31937]

Police are investigating a £1 coin thrown on to pitch at the stadium of light during the game. Police unsure if it was hooliganism related or a bid for the club. (Joe Allon)

 

[Howay 12496]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

When you're in a spin, shits going down, you're in league one forever and you need to get your bearings before you pass out.... concentrate on the basics.....

 I love how fucking arrogant they are man. I’ve noticed a number of times where they act like them arguing on their shite messaging board will derail the club, they do know that has no impact at all right? What does is when they turn up for matches and abuse their team, then they claim the mags are the problem . What a bunch of fucking losers man, for once in their lives can they maybe just admit they’re fucking shite? Instead of thinking there’s some massive organized conspiracy against them by Newcastle fans. Shearer occasionally digging them out for them being shite isn’t exactly ground breaking stuff on his part ffs. 

[Monkeys Fist 41448]

 They also conveniently ignore the numerous times Shearer has said we’re also shite, because that wouldn’t fit with the “Cabal Earth” theory. 
 

Fucking daft tramps. 

[essembeeofsunderland 811]

The bigger the gap between us,the more unhappy they are.If we were bottom of the Prem they’d be a lot happier with life.If we are relegated next May,and they finish mid table,it hasn’t been a bad season for the sad makem bastards and Johnson will officially have been a success in such a short time.That’s what they’re like.That’s why they’re different to us.

27-3-1970.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13639]

2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Police are investigating a £1 coin thrown on to pitch at the stadium of light during the game. Police unsure if it was hooliganism related or a bid for the club. (Joe Allon)

 

Must be desperate times if you’re stealing his crack

[Howmanheyman 31937]

33 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Must be desperate times if you’re stealing his crack

FFS, What's so desperate about it?  It's just a daft, harmless joke. I also didn't steal anything, hence me putting his name to it. (Can't argue about the desperate times bit). 

[Ayatollah Hermione 13639]

Look, I’ve been lockdown drinking since half 1, I won’t remember this in the morning so let’s just settle for the draw 

[Howmanheyman 31937]

[Kitman 2204]

1 hour ago, Howay said:

 I love how fucking arrogant they are man. I’ve noticed a number of times where they act like them arguing on their shite messaging board will derail the club, they do know that has no impact at all right? What does is when they turn up for matches and abuse their team, then they claim the mags are the problem . What a bunch of fucking losers man, for once in their lives can they maybe just admit they’re fucking shite? Instead of thinking there’s some massive organized conspiracy against them by Newcastle fans. Shearer occasionally digging them out for them being shite isn’t exactly ground breaking stuff on his part ffs. 

 If they can just stay united on their tatty message board, they’ll soon be challenging the top teams 

[Sonatine 11159]

 

 

Aren't all the boozers shut cos we're in Tier 3?  

 

Looks like Gandaft's been smoking too much of the Old Toby again.

[Kid Dynamite 6867]

Even if they were open there's fuck all decent about the pubs in Sunderland!

I had the misfortune of having a works Christmas night out there once. We ended up in someone called "Arizona". It was midnight and there were genuinely people going clubbing in tracksuits and trainers 

[Tom 14002]

On 05/12/2020 at 19:00, Howmanheyman said:

Police are investigating a £1 coin thrown on to pitch at the stadium of light during the game. Police unsure if it was hooliganism related or a bid for the club. (Joe Allon)

 

Yer man Joe has been getting a bit of stick on twitter for sliding in lasses DMs  

[Howmanheyman 31937]

33 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Even if they were open there's fuck all decent about the pubs in Sunderland!

I had the misfortune of having a works Christmas night out there once. We ended up in someone called [b] "Arizona" [/b] . It was midnight and there were genuinely people going clubbing in tracksuits and trainers 

Was it high tec?

30 minutes ago, Tom said:

Yer man Joe has been getting a bit of stick on twitter for sliding in lasses DMs  

 I'm at graft so must've missed it? (Not that I follow him).

 

Edited December 6, 2020 by Howmanheyman

[Howay 12496]

I find the True Geordie pretty annoying, and obviously Wraith is a total knacker, but fuck me even in the famous fan stakes we hammer them, between the bloke who makes up his own chants in his mams house and this westie gimp their representation is fucking dire. 

[Howmanheyman 31937]

3 hours ago, Howay said:

I find the True Geordie pretty annoying, and obviously Wraith is a total knacker, but fuck me even in the famous fan stakes we hammer them, between the bloke who makes up his own chants in his mams house and this westie gimp their representation is fucking dire. 

The bloke who makes up his own chants in his mother's house is pretty harmless really. Gormless, but harmless. This cunt comes across the worst of them all, an absolute travesty of a man. If he was the top sperm cell in his father's knackers then I can only shudder imagining what the rest would've turned out like? His mam definitely should've chucked the foetus and raised the afterbirth instead. 

[Alex 34220]

5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Was it high tec?

 

 

 I think I had a pair of those 

[OTF 7162]

By the sliding scale of social media hyberbole calling something decent on twitter is tantamount to saying it's a fucking shithole.

[Howmanheyman 31937]

4 hours ago, Alex said:

 I think I had a pair of those 

I know I had a pair.  👍

[thebrokendoll 8792]

so, if it's confession time, I was the proud owner of a pair of these groovy babies...

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 41448]

These gave me superhuman skills on my Raleigh Grifter

[Ayatollah Hermione 13639]

These all look like trainers you’d be able to buy Niko Bellic on GTA IV

[thebrokendoll 8792]

anybody else drive their parents to the brink of financial ruin during the 70s due to the ever shifting sands of footwear fashion?

I reckon i would've given imelda marcos a run for her money, off the top of me head i had....

 

platforms 

beetle crushers

monkey boots

red dr martens (yellow laces)

black dr martens (red laces)

riders (elastic sides)

riders (strapped)

brogues

yellow riders with elastic sides and brogue pattern

yellow riders, lace up with brogue pattern

 

madness, now I'm happy with novelty slippers!

 

 

ps.....

 

any footwear with leather soles had to have enough segs hammered in to them to have kept consett steelworks open another few years!

 

Edited December 7, 2020 by thebrokendoll