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2 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

They may possibly know a lot about football in a vacuum but their pure, undistilled hatred for Newcastle United completely blinds them to any kind of objective thinking. Now, these are people with jobs and positions of responsibility - maybe they're a doctor or a lighthouse keeper. These are people with children, tasked with the job of siring a child and instilling them with values that will make them a respectable human being. These are daughters, sons, mothers and fathers; people with their own waking thoughts, neuroses, fears and hopes. Another simple cog in the mystery that is human existence. And I, for my sins, spend a lot of time pondering these grand questions. Why are we here? Why is life this wondrous mystery that we burden with such mundanity? Why are we loaded with a mind that can't switch off, even for a second, as thoughts, emotions, anxieties and disappointments encompass our every living moment? What makes any one human different from another? Is it gender, race, sexual orientation or simply enjoying pineapple on pizza? For me, no matter the answers to those questions, I take one solitary solace. As I run the gamut of inexplicable human emotion in my life, I will never - not once ever - even in my darkest moments, even when fuelled by momentary passion, hatred or spite - be so wrapped up in vile hatred that I could convince myself that Simon Grayson is a better football manager than Rafa Benitez. 

 

:lol::lol::lol:

 

Post of the year.

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Absolute, 100% pure gold in RTGs thread on Shepherd btw. A few posts in and it's mags rewriting history, what min will the applause be in? Mags will have him on the staircase with Bobby and Pav, they'll do what they did with Robson, hounded him and spat at him now changing their tune, etc, etc. :lol::lol: (And that's just the first page I bothered reading! There's a sizeable chunk on there who are borderline insane).

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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Absolute, 100% pure gold in RTGs thread on Shepherd btw. A few posts in and it's mags rewriting history, what min will the applause be in? Mags will have him on the staircase with Bobby and Pav, they'll do what they did with Robson, hounded him and spat at him now changing their tune, etc, etc. :lol::lol: (And that's just the first page I bothered reading! There's a sizeable chunk on there who are borderline insane).

So in other words, same old SMB forum.  SMB is the most appropriate nickname for a set of fans ever.

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Read on RTG earlier one of them posted something along the lines of 'Newcastle losing doesnt even make me feel better about us losing anymore'

 

:blink: Mackem way of thinking 

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Had a rough one at work the day, fucking brilliant coming in and reading this thread though :lol: . 

What a bunch of fucking useless bastards, getting hammered by the tractor boys eh, League One here they come that one will be a piss easy pub League shirley?

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

Had a rough one at work the day, fucking brilliant coming in and reading this thread though :lol: . 

What a bunch of fucking useless bastards, getting hammered by the tractor boys eh, League One here they come that one will be a piss easy pub League shirley?

Had a rough one, eh? This one's for you, wor kid......

 

 

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:lol: 

I’m still staggered by how rough they’re finding it btw. I personally always thought they’d struggle but I expected that to mean lower half of the table, not relegation spots. 

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1 hour ago, Howay said:

:lol: 

I’m still staggered by how rough they’re finding it btw. I personally always thought they’d struggle but I expected that to mean lower half of the table, not relegation spots. 

I think their main problem is they're used to losing. With low morale. And the poor squad, with no-one to lead the line. And the shite manager. And the lack of investment. And their shocking home record. And the players' drinking culture. And their half filled stadium. 

 

Apart from that, I can't think why they struggle.....

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I saw one of them claiming that official club tallies for attendances (not the season ticket boosted publicised ones) for the past two homes games have been 17k and 15k respectively.

 

I'm starting to think they're in serious trouble actually. You have to ask yourself mind, at what point will it stop being funny? :lol:

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