The Fish 10866 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 That's a wind up man. Cmon Fish, you should know Rtg well enough to know that's a wind up The initial post may have been, but there's plenty in that thread pissing their widdle pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Aye there's a couple of morons in there but mostly it's just piss taking. There's plenty of real things to take the piss out of them about without needing to jump on that though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Yellow card here for Fish. Persistent stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I thought he was better than this tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30645 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 https://mobile.twitter.com/ALS_Fanzine/status/751422868022521856/photo/1 This has got to be a wind up... Surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 I googled national mackem day and nothing came up but I did see this; 23 things you said made you a Mackem editorial image Here are 18 things you said made you feel like a Mackem. Hundreds of you got in touch with ideas after we published our 17 things that make you a Mackem These are just a few of your suggestions: 1) Clair Vineberg: Panackelty on a cold day 2) Steven Maddison: The word “pyet” The ball smacked him right in the pyet. 3) Bob Darbyshire: Maws pie and peas 4) Rob Cullen: Saying “man” at the end of every sentence, even when your talking to a woman. 5) Debbie Boyce: When you come In and ask where me Mar or Dar is ... Meaning mam or dad ... 6) Simon Young: “Our boy” meaning “my brother” 7) Beverley Ganley: Cowld instead of cold 8) Shaun Vassallo: Suddick instead of Southwick. 9) Mark Spedding: Calling them “willicks” and not “whelks”. 10) John Martin: Sighting Penshaw Monument on the way back from holiday, you know you’re home. 11) Marie Webster Colquhoun: The saying smart as a carrot appears to be only a Sunderland thing. 12) Bill Walton: Putting your clothes in those wire clothes hangers instead of lockers at Newcastle Road baths and then breaking your teeth on those big bars of ket you could get out of the vending machines. 13) Paul Donaldson: Saying “Ower Lass” meaning your wife! 14) Bill Walton: Sykes pop or Alpine if you weren’t posh enough for Sykes. 15) Sarah Inglis: Taking turns standing at the side of the diving pool at the leisure centre and looking through the round windows so ya can wave at your mates who have dived in 16) Carole Donkin: What about a ham & pease pudding stottie sandwich? 17) Paul Maxfield: The fact we don’t pronounce our H’s, for example: arry ( Harry ) ospital ( hospital ) enry ( Henry ) 18) Julie Mulvaney: Notriannis ice cream mmm! X 19) Mackembella: Saying ‘I’m a Mackem not a Geordie’ and eating pastie sarnies 20) Catherine Scott: Mey nanna’s home made stottie, freshly baked and cut in half with thick Lurpak butter spread on. 21) Shaun Ferguson: Curried bun and following football team through thin and thin 22) John McDonald: Brian Moore, The Spectre. 23) Al Penna: Walking home from Seaburn after spending your “bussy “ Read more: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/23-things-you-said-made-you-a-mackem-1-7482347#ixzz4Dpd4c3Xp Pasty sarnie! Ne wonder the people over there are such a state. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 21) Stevie: Curried bun and following through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 That Mackembella (sic) sounds mint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1245 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 19) Mackembella: Saying 'Yes I am when asked if I'm a Geordie because no fucker knows or cares what a Mackem is.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44967 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Is it the combination of those things she likes. I imagine her saying it then taking a massive bite of her pastie sarnie. Then laughing with a mouthful of food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35100 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Must be torture for them trying to explain where Sunderland is without making reference to Newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 21) Shaun Ferguson: Curried bun and following football team through thin and thin That sounds distinctly like trudging. "Shaun Ferguson", you say.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Where are you from Sunlun Where is that Have you heard of Newcastle Of course Sunlun is near Newcastle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 They're trying to convince themselves that Santon is a good player.His defending was on par with Janmaat's.Gash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Is pastie sarnie a euphemism for going down on a mackem lass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13886 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Is pastie sarnie a euphemism for going down on a mackem lass? It is the way I do it. Like a dog eating hot chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Fish, why are you bothering trying to talk to those mongs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 It is the way I do it. Like a dog eating hot chips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 523 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The transfer is off now: http://sport.bt.com/football/news/sunderland-pull-plug-on-davide-santon-deal-S11364072529443? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 The transfer is off now: http://sport.bt.com/football/news/sunderland-pull-plug-on-davide-santon-deal-S11364072529443? 'The Black Cats looked set to land the Frenchman who had reportedly travelled to the north east to discuss personal terms.' Well he's Italian so I'll not take much notice of that article Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Sky sports saying it's off now too, he'll now be back to being shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 Took one look at the training ground and buggered off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 8, 2016 Share Posted July 8, 2016 How on earth are they going to celebrate mackem day without Santon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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