Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I was on their fake Tyne bridge last night,putting banners on either end for their Uni. The Mackem gaffer of the firm who made the banners turned up and was singing the praises of the anti-bird devices on the bridge, getting himself a chubby over how shite-free it was. My comment that "even birds know the place isn't worth shitting on" didn't go down to well with him*. Rumour has it that an NUFC sticker has been placed above the road by a devilishly handsome rogue, welcoming folk to Medieval Land. I couldn't possibly comment. * to be fair to him, his crack was sound and he laughed, albeit through gritted teeth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14021 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34436 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I was on their fake Tyne bridge last night,putting banners on either end for their Uni. The Mackem gaffer of the firm who made the banners turned up and was singing the praises of the anti-bird devices on the bridge, getting himself a chubby over how shite-free it was. My comment that "even birds know the place isn't worth shitting on" didn't go down to well with him*. Rumour has it that an NUFC sticker has been placed above the road by a devilishly handsome rogue, welcoming folk to Medieval Land. I couldn't possibly comment. * to be fair to him, his crack was sound and he laughed, albeit through missing/yellow teeth like broken gravestones. FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 You gents met? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 When a rumour of a possible signing for us hits the local or national press,the makems are always first to point out the players stats,then no matter how impressive the stats are,the player is always shite.I remember when they signed Malbranque,one makem posted ` a truly amazing signing'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47084 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 'a truly amazing memory' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Connor Whickam. ` Liverpool were after him you know'. Appointing Steve Bruce ` The mags wanted him as manager but he's come to us'. At every opportunity i tell them we'll be up before the Xmas decorations are down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Connor Whickam. ` Liverpool were after him you know'. Appointing Steve Bruce ` The mags wanted him as manager but he's come to us'. At every opportunity i tell them we'll be up before the Xmas decorations are down. To be fair, I left my xmas decorations up for an entire 2 years once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 But what about this Xmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMarshy 2 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31592 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35918 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 'a truly amazing memory' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35918 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34436 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 To save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special. I laughed but CT welled up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 I laughed but CT swelled up. CTd your post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 34436 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 CTd your postDirty bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43592 Posted July 5, 2016 Share Posted July 5, 2016 Dirty bastard.BAU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11079 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/ If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon 13 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/ If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool. It comes across as if some of them are wanting to get it on the record that they foretold scumberland would go down so in the event it happens, they can quote the post and proclaim themselves as some footballing genius; an unwashed Nostradamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1280 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 That's a wind up man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gpirlo68 0 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/appointing-someone-to-get-us-out-of-the-championship.1248991/ If his bed was any wetter it'd be an indoor pool. Cmon Fish, you should know Rtg well enough to know that's a wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 They only get themselves on a downer when we're on the up.They could be down before the Xmas decorations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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