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[ToonMarshy 2]

Uh oh, theyve pissed off essembee

[NigelFarage 0]

Now listen to me .I'm a bit busy at the moment to wipe the floor with you so continue to spend 24/7 on here and you can answer some questions for me in the next couple of days.Then you can fuck off with your tail between your legs like the last silly makem twat who tried to mess with me on here.

 

What a fucking idiot.

 

Stay busy pal because the chances are anything you have to say will be as dull as fuck.

[NigelFarage 0]

It's one thread that's years old man! Literally more than 50% of the threads on smb recently have been related to us.

 

The worst it's ever been though was when shearer missed his penalty against partisan in the CL qualifier. At one point, all but one thread on the smb front page was about us.

 

Some people say we're as obsessed as each other. Simple empirical evidence shows this isn't remotely true. I doubt there is a club anywhere in the world more unilaterally obsessed by their neighbours. Care to disagree ISDC?

 

Aye, you're collective mind is so much on us a thread on Sunderland can run for fucking years!

 

Just another second division club which every emotional sadist from here to Plymouth is laughing at.

 

Everyone knows how special you think you are and that's what makes it so fucking funny.

 

Maybe see you in a few year wankers

[Howmanheyman 33196]

Sunderland are a slightly larger version of stoke. 'Really looking forward to the Sunderland game, dad!' Said no kid ever outside the region. Nobody gives a fuck about the club outside the north east. Nobody.

[gpirlo68 0]

 

Aye, you're collective mind is so much on us a thread on Sunderland can run for fucking years!

 

Just another second division club which every emotional sadist from here to Plymouth is laughing at.

 

Everyone knows how special you think you are and that's what makes it so fucking funny.

 

Maybe see you in a few year wankers

The arrogance man

Where the fuck have you been all season then eh? You win the 17th trophy and your out of your cave

 

It's funny as fuck how you're setting yourselfs to fail with this 'guaranteed safety' and how you're definitely going to finish atleast midtable

 

Fuck off you cunt

[NigelFarage 0]

Sunderland are a slightly larger version of stoke. 'Really looking forward to the Sunderland game, dad!' Said no kid ever outside the region. Nobody gives a fuck about the club outside the north east. Nobody.

 

You're wrong there, mind.

 

Stoke is a good club. Well ran and got themselves into a top 10 position, got some good players and a few good buys and they could be pushing for 7th. Much better ran club than us over the last 10 or 15 years. Fair play to 'em, proper working class club having their day in the sun.

 

You lot on the other hand. What a fucking laughing stock. Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you

 

Only in your collective over-active imagination fuelled by too many vitamin C drinks.

 

Everyone's laughing at you man. If that's the sort of attention you want then it's the wrong sort of attention, but given your collective IQ this is completely lost on you lot.

[gpirlo68 0]

'Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you :lol:'

 

Where has anyone said that?

[NigelFarage 0]

'Here you are, second division club and you still actually believe that other football fans give a fuck about you :lol:'

 

Where has anyone said that?

 

Read back through the thread man: "no one gives a fuck about Sunderland". The implication being that you're somehow the topic of football conversations up and down the country.

 

Absolute fucking arseholes with no brains and an inflated opinion of yourselves.

 

No one cares man, apart from a cheap laugh on a slow Monday night before work!

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

We relegated you

 

Feels so good

 

Actually comes up in conversation on the drink still as it was such a sweet moment relegating the mags

 

So funny

[gpirlo68 0]

Calm the fuck down you clown. He said no one gives a fuck about Sunderland which they don't.

Has he said that people give a fuck about Newcastle? Has he fuck

 

Constantly taking things out of context to fit an agenda and making yourself look a cunt. You are exactly the type of mackem we laugh at but the problem is you're too thick to understand

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

Di Canio only got 13 games before they were chanting for him to be sacked

 

Admit bobby robson was boo'd and spat on ? i dare you. Poor fucker

[Tom 14011]

I think if you actually leave the region & speak to people they aren't "laughing" and they'd rather we came back up quickly. However these are really people not internet people.

 

Generally people would rather Sunderland went down. A team who are perpetually shit and pointless, who are famous for Newcastle (which is where they stay for the away day, obviously)

 

I wouldn't call Sunderland a laughing stock per se, one can at least derive some joy from a laughing stock.

 

Frankly the way Sunderland have behaved is disgusting, firstly the Adam Johnson issue whom everyone at the club knew was guilty from the top level down - but you supported him because your premier league money depended on it and that's all that counted and you wouldve been relegated without him. Singing he shags who he wants about a paedophile football player is considered a little infra dig on Tyneside but you lot celebrated him.

 

In addition, for the way they treat the Durham Miners over Di Canio Sunderland are class traitors.

 

The list goes on really, hounding out every manager after a few month to rely on the new manager bounce, your classy owner wearing a "FTM" badge tells you everything about the mentality of the fans & ownership.

 

I'd rather watch Newcastle play Sunday league than be a mackem.

[gpirlo68 0]

 

Admit bobby robson was boo'd and spat on ? i dare you. Poor fucker

He was booed? The team was

Spat on in 1982 fucking years before he took the job

 

Niall Quinn was spat on by mackems whilst actually a player for you

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

He was booed? The team was

Spat on in 1982 fucking years before he took the job

 

Niall Quinn was spat on by mackems whilst actually a player for you

 

hahaha this is why we take the piss

 

Rightly so

[gpirlo68 0]

 

hahaha this is why we take the piss

 

Rightly so

By telling the truth aye facts don't matter on Wearside

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

I think if you actually leave the region & speak to people they aren't "laughing" and they'd rather we came back up quickly. However these are really people not internet people.

 

Generally people would rather Sunderland went down. A team who are perpetually shit and pointless, who are famous for Newcastle (which is where they stay for the away day, obviously)

 

I wouldn't call Sunderland a laughing stock per se, one can at least derive some joy from a laughing stock.

 

Frankly the way Sunderland have behaved is disgusting, firstly the Adam Johnson issue whom everyone at the club knew was guilty from the top level down - but you supported him because your premier league money depended on it and that's all that counted and you wouldve been relegated without him. Singing he shags who he wants about a paedophile football player is considered a little infra dig on Tyneside but you lot celebrated him.

 

In addition, for the way they treat the Durham Miners over Di Canio Sunderland are class traitors.

 

The list goes on really, hounding out every manager after a few month to rely on the new manager bounce, your classy owner wearing a "FTM" badge tells you everything about the mentality of the fans & ownership.

 

I'd rather watch Newcastle play Sunday league than be a mackem.

 

hahahaha

 

People like you are why we sit and take the piss

 

We relegated you

 

Sent you to the championship with your famous manager and famous players

 

You will never forget it. SAFC relegating the mags.

 

The durham miners are happy hahaha what a whopper you are,The perfect sad mag. Thanks

[Tom 14011]

Sad? I'm over the moon with the positivity surrounding my club! How's your conscience?

 

Come hither ye moral high horse.

[gpirlo68 0]

And people like you are why we sit and take the piss you thick cunt

 

Can't wait till all this arrogance back fires

[Tom 14011]

Easy tiger.

[gpirlo68 0]

Sad? I'm over the moon with the positivity surrounding my club! How's your conscience?

 

Come hither ye moral high horse.

Definitely struck a nerve when it came to Durham minors!

[NigelFarage 0]

I think if you actually leave the region & speak to people they aren't "laughing" and they'd rather we came back up quickly. However these are really people not internet people.

 

Generally people would rather Sunderland went down. A team who are perpetually shit and pointless, who are famous for Newcastle (which is where they stay for the away day, obviously)

 

I wouldn't call Sunderland a laughing stock per se, one can at least derive some joy from a laughing stock.

 

Frankly the way Sunderland have behaved is disgusting, firstly the Adam Johnson issue whom everyone at the club knew was guilty from the top level down - but you supported him because your premier league money depended on it and that's all that counted and you wouldve been relegated without him. Singing he shags who he wants about a paedophile football player is considered a little infra dig on Tyneside but you lot celebrated him.

 

In addition, for the way they treat the Durham Miners over Di Canio Sunderland are class traitors.

 

The list goes on really, hounding out every manager after a few month to rely on the new manager bounce, your classy owner wearing a "FTM" badge tells you everything about the mentality of the fans & ownership.

 

I'd rather watch Newcastle play Sunday league than be a mackem.

 

On the Adam Johnson point: perhaps the law is a concept with which you're struggling to get to grips.

 

In English law there are concepts such as: Habeas Corpus, Due Process, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Trial by a Jury of Peers.

 

What all of this means is that until anyone is proven guilty he or she has a right to live a life as anyone else would.

 

I personally supported his right to live his life like anyone else until found guilty or otherwise in a court of law. Once found guilty then that was that.

 

Only in your malnourished brain could you turn this into: "Mackems supported a child abuser". You fucking fanny.

 

On the Durham miners point. I come from a family of Durham miners, and believe me the Durham miners were anything but socialists. They were pretty much conservative by nature - with a small c - the sort of people who were happy as pigs in shit with a walk along the beach and the simple life, which at any cursory glance at history would suggest the opposite of Liberalism and everything it stood for.

 

Di Canio was obviously a political fucking fool but so are idiots like that bloke fronting himself as the spokesman for the Durham miners. They're all power mad and as bad as one another, but no doubt you think there's still a class war going on so anything left-wing must be good. The Durham miners and many other workers in County Durham actually despised the unions because they were forced to go on strike over the years and the unions actually handed out a lot of work according to who was with them - woe betide those who stood up for themselves because the so-called benevolent unions made sure you were an outcast in the event you dared to say what they were doing was wrong and underpinned by a lust for power.

 

Class war mate eh? If you knew what you were talking about that would be a good start.

[Tom 14011]

There's such a thing as Mararet Byrne looking at the Whatsapp messages he was sending a 15 year old school girl in May 2015 too. There's also basic HR policy which would dictate anyone coming into contact with children being held up on charges of statutory rape would be placed on gardening leave.

 

And apropos Socialism and class war you're talking absolute fucking shite and anyone with half a brain could tell you Sunderland betrayed their fans.

 

Anyway it sounds like you'd excuse your football club of literally anything. Awful club, awful people from top to bottom.

[I ♥ Daddys Cock 0]

There's such a thing as Mararet Byrne looking at the Whatsapp messages he was sending a 15 year old school girl in May 2015 too. There's also basic HR policy which would dictate anyone coming into contact with children being held up on charges of statutory rape would be placed on gardening leave.

 

And apropos Socialism and class war you're talking absolute fucking shite and anyone with half a brain could tell you Sunderland betrayed their fans.

 

Anyway it sounds like you'd excuse your football club of literally anything. Awful club, awful people from top to bottom.

 

The irony of this thread

 

Most viewed and answered.

 

THE MAGS DONT CARE ABOUT US

[gpirlo68 0]

 

On the Adam Johnson point: perhaps the law is a concept with which you're struggling to get to grips.

 

In English law there are concepts such as: Habeas Corpus, Due Process, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Trial by a Jury of Peers.

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Hahahaha! This is why we laugh at you, you STILL won't admit it

 

Your club KNEW what he did but still carried on playing him, your chief executive and board had seen the texts that Johnson sent and he admitted that he had kissed her

 

You even made banners years ago calling Sunderland the 'uncaring club' but yet still stick up for them for this.

 

She was a 15 year old kid who was and still is one of your own, a girl that should have protected. Even if Johnson wasn't allowed to be suspended he didn't have to be on the field of play, that girl didn't deserve to have to watch her rapist for a year on the TV every week whilst 40k dickheads sang 'he shags who he want's'

 

Your board, football club and fans put her through all that and you should be ashamed. Ofcourse you're not because your too fucking stupid to realise

Edited May 30, 2016 by gpirlo68

[NigelFarage 0]

Definitely struck a nerve when it came to Durham minors!

 

He's an ex-footballer who committed a crime and is being punished for it. And that's about it.

 

It's in the past for us, but not for you because as a second division club you need these things to give yourselves something to cling to.

 

Let's see what we have so far: "without us the Mackems have nothing", "Mackems support child abusers", "No one gives a fuck about Sunderland".....

 

See the pattern? fans of second division club desperately clinging to their top flight local rivals.

 

It's over, pal. We have different concerns now. We will meet again but until then you're off our radar and you need to concern yourselves with your second division rivals. No use clinging onto our coat tails in the hope it gives you a sense of importance.