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[gpirlo68 0]

They used our monkeys heed craic to abuse him and pelted him with bananas as well. Best manager they had in the Premier League era and they quickly sweep that all under the rug now.

Did they actually throw bananas?

[Ayatollah Hermione 14229]

Some of them still fly into a rage at the sight of the Honey Monster, man

[David Kelly 1280]

 

 

Nineteen ninety fucking two!

 

This lad is the same age as me by the sound of it (38)

 

If you haven't got a team by aged 10 you'll never get the bug, you might 'think' you have it choosing a team as a 14 year old but you haven't, that ship has sailed.

 

 

This is brilliant. 38 years old and basic mathematics is beyond him. You even said you were ten in 1990. How much simpler did it need to be for the poor cunt?

[Howay 12496]

Did they actually throw bananas?

Never saw it myself but people have told me that, that's proof enough for that rabble usually so by their logic it's fact.

[gpirlo68 0]

Some of them still fly into a rage at the sight of the Honey Monster, man

They boycotted a breakfast cereal man

[Howay 12496]

Some of them still fly into a rage at the sight of the Honey Monster, man

Boycott of sugar puffs is ongoing, although they all bought the off brand "sugar coated rice puffs" anyway.

[Happy Face 29]

This is brilliant. 38 years old and basic mathematics is beyond him. You even said you were ten in 1990. How much simpler did it need to be for the poor cunt?

 

[gpirlo68 0]

Why are you lot constantly going on about us crying??? We might be crying with fucking laughter at how much money we're getting next season and the shite flowing freely from your fucking deluded gobs.

We put you down and you deal with it by coming up with article after article of absolute fucking bollocks about airports, obsession, geordie pride??? shadows, ancient tales of Europe, 5-1's, ghosts of Bobby "gobbed on" Robson, the 20 year old Keegan era and and lots of other ancient clichéd wank.

 

Well all that tells us is how much this is fucking killing you, it's like an acid eating away at the insides of you causing this nonsensical bile to spew out.

We relegated you, we're going to take the fucking piss mercilessly as you would have done to us (see lalas fanzines, Manchester days, relegation parties, turning up at rp to support Gillingham etc etc)

It's magnificent but you wouldn't know, we always trump you when the pressure's on (gates 13, Gabbiadini 85 ring a bell arsehole)

Enjoy burton you fucking tedious wankers, I hope they fucking turn you over....

 

 

Rattled to fuck

[Tom 14021]

"Money" aye that thing that convinced them it was ok to support a paedophile.

[ToonMarshy 2]

They are legitimately fuming - even without the appointment of Rafa I genuinely think it would have been worth going down just for the sheer amount of entertainment that has come from seeing seething basement dwellers, who quite literally have nothing more but maybe finishing in 16th above boro next season, going radge over how completely apathetic and casual 90% of geordies have been about the whole thing.

[Howay 12496]

But... but.... you're fucking SEEETHING about getting relegated! FTM

[Leon 13]

"http://www.skysports.com/football

 

We might be crying with fucking laughter at how much money we're getting next season

Won't that all go on your £139 million of accrued debt because as a club you've successfully failed to make a profit year on year or will you need to take out another loan to keep the club going?

[gpirlo68 0]

"http://www.skysports.com/football

 

Won't that all go on your £139 million of accrued debt because as a club you've successfully failed to make a profit year on year or will you need to take out another loan to keep the club going?

I was quoting a mackem but aye I think so man

[Howmanheyman 34431]

Why are you lot constantly going on about us crying??? We might be crying with fucking laughter at how much money we're getting next season and the shite flowing freely from your fucking deluded gobs.

We put you down and you deal with it by coming up with article after article of absolute fucking bollocks about airports, obsession, geordie pride??? shadows, ancient tales of Europe, 5-1's, ghosts of Bobby "gobbed on" Robson, the 20 year old Keegan era and and lots of other ancient clichéd wank.

 

Well all that tells us is how much this is fucking killing you, it's like an acid eating away at the insides of you causing this nonsensical bile to spew out.

We relegated you, we're going to take the fucking piss mercilessly as you would have done to us (see lalas fanzines, Manchester days, relegation parties, turning up at rp to support Gillingham etc etc)

It's magnificent but you wouldn't know, we always trump you when the pressure's on (gates 13, Gabbiadini 85 ring a bell arsehole)

Enjoy burton you fucking tedious wankers, I hope they fucking turn you over....

 

 

Rattled to fuck

It's good to get it off your chest. In this case, maybe not.

[gpirlo68 0]

It's good to get it off your chest. In this case, maybe not.

[Monkeys Fist 43583]

HF knew exactly what he was doing when he wrote that ( excellent , well contrsucted) article.

 

Top Wumming HF

[Renton 22401]

I missed the spurs match but genuinely get why the atmosphere was so good. And chuffed to fuck it contributed to Rafa staying. The mackems just don't get it ("they just divvn't understand" as they point out every other post). NUFC is just a more positive club than SAFC. The city is more positive, outgoing, and vibrant than Sunderland. This rubs off on the club and fans, despite Ashley doing his best to snub out positivity. It's called having faith and hope, not delusion. Whether consciously or not, a lot of mackems know this and it destroys them, hence their insanely obsessive behaviour. HF has captured this perfectly in his story.

 

The best metaphor I can think of is the final day of the season at SJP was like the Dr Seuss book the Grinch. The mackems are the miserable Grinch, who just can't comprehend why the whos in whoville are happy despite Xmas being stolen. Of course, in the book the Grinch finally gets it, that's more than the mackems ever will.

Edited May 26, 2016 by Renton

[Ayatollah Hermione 14229]

I missed the spurs match but genuinely get why the atmosphere was so good. And chuffed to fuck it contributed to Rafa staying. The mackems just don't get it ("they just divvn't understand" as they point out every other post). NUFC is just a more positive club than SAFC. The city is more positive, outgoing, and vibrant than Sunderland. This rubs off on the club and fans, despite Ashley doing his best to snub out positivity. It's called having faith and hope, not delusion. Whether consciously or not, a lot of mackems know this and it destroys them, hence their insanely obsessive behaviour. HF has captured this perfectly in his story.

 

The best metaphor I can think of is the final day of the season at SJP was like the Dr Seuss book the Grinch. The mackems are the miserable Grinch, who just can't comprehend why the whos in whoville are happy despite Xmas being stolen. Of course, in the book the Grinch finally gets it, that's more than the mackems ever will.

 

Spoilers FFS!!!!!

[Rayvin 5572]

[Howmanheyman 34431]

I once worked with this bitter and twisted mackem cunt, his son worked there too. Fucking LOATHED everything about Newcastle the pair of them, the son fancied himself as a bit of a hard man as well. It was around the time of the emre freekick win. One week we not only discovered the kid had the worst ever Billy stampa tattoo I've ever saw of a bulldog in a Man U top, but we found out the fatha, who was the most poisonous of the pair, was born in Wallsend. Henceforth he had a new nickname of 'wallsend Jim' which instead of laughing about absolutely enraged him. Couple of the other Mackem lads were canny enough though.

[Rayvin 5572]

I missed the spurs match but genuinely get why the atmosphere was so good. And chuffed to fuck it contributed to Rafa staying. The mackems just don't get it ("they just divvn't understand" as they point out every other post). NUFC is just a more positive club than SAFC. The city is more positive, outgoing, and vibrant than Sunderland. This rubs off on the club and fans, despite Ashley doing his best to snub out positivity. It's called having faith and hope, not delusion. Whether consciously or not, a lot of mackems know this and it destroys them, hence their insanely obsessive behaviour. HF has captured this perfectly in his story.

 

The best metaphor I can think of is the final day of the season at SJP was like the Dr Seuss book the Grinch. The mackems are the miserable Grinch, who just can't comprehend why the whos in whoville are happy despite Xmas being stolen. Of course, in the book the Grinch finally gets it, that's more than the mackems ever will.

 

Agree with every word of this, although it should make them pitiable really.

[Monkeys Fist 43583]

I once worked with this bitter and twisted mackem cunt, his son worked there too. Fucking LOATHED everything about Newcastle the pair of them, the son fancied himself as a bit of a hard man as well. It was around the time of the emre freekick win. One week we not only discovered the kid had the worst ever Billy stampa tattoo I've ever saw of a bulldog in a Man U top, but we found out the fatha, who was the most poisonous of the pair, was born in Wallsend. Henceforth he had a new nickname of 'wallsend Jim' which instead of laughing about absolutely enraged him. Couple of the other Mackem lads were canny enough though.

[Howmanheyman 34431]

I've never seen the Grinch. Is there another film metaphor you can use? (I've seen Godfather a couple of times if that helps?)

[gpirlo68 0]

I missed the spurs match but genuinely get why the atmosphere was so good. And chuffed to fuck it contributed to Rafa staying. The mackems just don't get it ("they just divvn't understand" as they point out every other post). NUFC is just a more positive club than SAFC. The city is more positive, outgoing, and vibrant than Sunderland. This rubs off on the club and fans, despite Ashley doing his best to snub out positivity. It's called having faith and hope, not delusion. Whether consciously or not, a lot of mackems know this and it destroys them, hence their insanely obsessive behaviour. HF has captured this perfectly in his story.

 

The best metaphor I can think of is the final day of the season at SJP was like the Dr Seuss book the Grinch. The mackems are the miserable Grinch, who just can't comprehend why the whos in whoville are happy despite Xmas being stolen. Of course, in the book the Grinch finally gets it, that's more than the mackems ever will.

Good post

[Howmanheyman 34431]

And Grimsby.