Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 They are fucked. 4 or 5 years on the bounce they've handed out 3year contracts to new managers and coaching staff and then had to pay them up within 12 months. They have a squad full of ageing overpaid shit like Brown, Oshea, Defoe, Cattermole and championship fodder like Bridcutt, Graham, Gomez, Buckley and Billy Jones. They spent the best part of £50mil on Fletcher, Whickham, Rodwell, Altidore and Johnson. They are massively in debt so have no cash left to spend on players. And to top it off they might have to buy Ricky Alvarez for £5-10mil yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Advocaat has put the whole team up for sale Good luck with that... I'll give 10p, a £1-off asda voucher and five tops off cornflake boxes to get a free Brazil World Cup 2014 sports bag for Bridcutt. (He can cut my lawn and tidy the back up a bit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5220 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 What's the deal with Alvarez though, why might they have to buy him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I'll swap some tired-looking step ladders for Pantilimon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 What's the deal with Alvarez though, why might they have to buy him? Think they agreed to buy him if they stayed up as part of the loan agreement but after realising that he's shit and injured they're trying to weasel out of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5220 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 Seriously? That's actually pretty funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 "We've got a CT on the phone from Boldon who's willing to swap his disused metal detector if anyone's got any e-cigarettes that have hardly been used. That or he'll possibly consider a Sunderland left back." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I see their Egyption answer to Baresi has been dropped after two horror shows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 'I see', said the blind man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 'No you don't' said the dumb man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 'Wharrr?' Said the deaf man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 The Fish! You're presence is required. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acrossthepond 877 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 I see their Egyption answer to Baresi has been dropped after two horror shows. He's French Moroccan you divvy. How unlike you to not know every single detail about a Sunderland player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 The Fish! You're presence is required. You rang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 23, 2015 Share Posted August 23, 2015 Aye that's him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
27020 0 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 Advocaat also fired an angry broadside at former Sunderland skipper Michael Gray, who launched a scathing attack on Short and the Black Cats’ players this week. “I have respect for the club’s legends,” he said. “But I heard a story that when Sunderland were relegated, 60 or 90 people found out they were fired, and Mr Gray arrived here with a new Ferrari. “If I know that 90 people have to go because we are going down, I would go on my bike, not a Ferrari. That says enough about the mentality of that man.” According to one paper he's been asked to stay away from the SOL ... didn't realise he worked in media thought he was still working as a penalty coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 He was a legend until a week ago now he is the shitest player they've ever had and a total shithouse and all for saying what they've been saying.I expect some to accuse him of being a mag because he dared criticise them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted August 24, 2015 Share Posted August 24, 2015 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/24/jermain-defoe-personal-assistant-sunderland-stocking-fridge "Stock the fridge" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Mackems have signed an entire back 4 and Dick is still going acca in the press because the owner won't buy him more defenders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 SMB v Exeter ( 8th in Division 2 ) attendance 14,360 NUFC v Northampton ( 10th in Division 2 ) attendance 26,923 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Number of people who give a fuck: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Thanks for your reply so that must mean 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 It most certainly does not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 http://www.sickchirpse.com/crimewave-sunderland-monday/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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