Alex 35079 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Aye they've all went from the next coming of Jesus Christ, complete with Che Guevara style t-shirts and posters, to being complete and utter wank in 1 seasons worth of football. The difference being pretty much everyone wanted to just keep Hughton over Pardew when he was appointed anyway and no one, apart from CT, lauded Pardew too highly even after coming 5th most said it was a good accomplishment but saw we relied heavily on two strikers going through purple patches and a largely injury free season so it wouldn't last. If a manager got them to 5th they'd probably rename the stadium after him, build a statue that looks nothing like him and then 8-12 month later announce he's shit and a mag as they saw a picture of him at the cinema in the gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Aye they've all went from the next coming of Jesus Christ, complete with Che Guevara style t-shirts and posters, to being complete and utter wank in 1 seasons worth of football. The difference being pretty much everyone wanted to just keep Hughton over Pardew when he was appointed anyway and no one, apart from CT, lauded Pardew too highly even after coming 5th most said it was a good accomplishment but saw we relied heavily on two strikers going through purple patches and a largely injury free season so it wouldn't last. If a manager got them to 5th they'd probably rename the stadium after him, build a statue that looks nothing like him and then 8-12 month later announce he's shit and a mag as they saw a picture of him at the cinema in the gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33182 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Aye they've all went from the next coming of Jesus Christ, complete with Che Guevara style t-shirts and posters, to being complete and utter wank in 1 seasons worth of football. The difference being pretty much everyone wanted to just keep Hughton over Pardew when he was appointed anyway and no one, apart from CT, lauded Pardew too highly even after coming 5th most said it was a good accomplishment but saw we relied heavily on two strikers going through purple patches and a largely injury free season so it wouldn't last. If a manager got them to 5th they'd probably rename the stadium after him, build a statue that looks nothing like him and then 8-12 month later announce he's shit and a mag as they saw a picture of him at the cinema in the gate. Â See Essembee, that's how you nail the mackems in one post. Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Â See Essembee, that's how you nail the mackems in one post. Â Â He's too busy on a mission with delta force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 Â He's too busy on a mission with Delta False. Â Howay KCG, this is amateur hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3894 Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 How many people on here have a login on there for wind up purposes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted May 16, 2015 Share Posted May 16, 2015 I'm fairly confident that board consists of about 300 accounts created by Essembee to wind up the 12 mackems that have internet access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted July 7, 2015 Share Posted July 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm registered. I remember when,during a pre-season friendly in Scotland,monkey heed had a pint of beer poured over him.I also remember during a 4 v 0 hammering at Reading when monkey heed and the subs were spat on by makems.I also remember a makem glassing their then chairman Bob Murray in an indian restaurant on Newcastle's quayside. And don't get me started on their lack of respect during the minutes silence at Cardiff,Leicester and Arsenal. Whilst we're on the subject of smelly makems,a subject i'm usually reluctant to comment on,the makem myth that the attendance in the game before Keegan came to be manager in 1992 was not 13,000.The attendance was 25,974. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 I'm registered. Â Now I can sleep a little bit safer at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015  Whilst we're on the subject of smelly makems,a subject i'm usually reluctant to comment on  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Â And don't get me started . Â Nobody ever did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Â essembee's angry wank got out of hand... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44866 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The Stadium of Light My Fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The Stadium of Light My Fire. Not your best. Â Have another crack at it, I believe in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44866 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The Stadium of Suck My Balls Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 The Stadium of Suck My Balls Dave. Better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2978 Posted July 8, 2015 Share Posted July 8, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted July 9, 2015 Share Posted July 9, 2015 Mackems have out a full strength team out against Northern League Darlington tonight. 2-0 down after 30mins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 I couldn't not post this   Newcastle United are like the hot attractive blonde in a club who everyone wants a peace of, such is the draw of its beauty and greatness. The woman (Newcastle UTD) decides, she wants you, she promises you the sun, moon and stars. She brings you back to her place, she even pays for the dirty takeaway and taxi on the way home. You think the sex is great but is it? Is it really? You wake up, it was all a dream you've just fucked one of the easiest women in town, sure she's paid for the night out and filled you with bullshit but it was worth it wasn't it? (Newcastle promising players trophies) The simple answer is no it's not worth it, she's fucked more or less everyone, she dreamed of being among the classy and elite in town but she though fucking everyone for a few years would get her there (The mid 90s under Keegan) but in the end it didn't and now she's back to where she's been for the majority of her life at the lower reaches of society. (Lower Premiership)   This lot are fucking special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted July 10, 2015 Share Posted July 10, 2015 That's no way to talk about his own sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 him clarifying the subtext :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44866 Posted July 11, 2015 Share Posted July 11, 2015 him clarifying the subtext :lol: Â I liked "The simple answer is no it was not worth it." Â It sounds an awful lot like it was definitely worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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