Jonny_nufc 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NYE is just another amateur night full of once a year 4-pint wankers and twats you're glad to not have seen for 12 months,all the boozers,be they top of the range or old-man local charge a fortune to get in,despite your weekly loyalty,the local kebab houses become even more like fight club then usual,if you can get a taxi it's at least double fare,there's always some cunt on your estate letting off fireworks all night waking every fucker up,you wake up on NYD feeling not only like shit but also with the grand sum of £1.48 in your sock,you have loads of texts from twats you don't like wishing you well or slags you hate saying "why the fuck did you ring me at 3am you wanker,no i dont love you" and it's only 3 days max til you go back to work and listen to all the arseholes ther go on about their party and how they intend to give up drink/smoke/food/living,if you wokr with fat birds they festoon the office with bottles of evian and packets of ryvita,it's still cold ou0t and it's too long til you piss off to greece or wherever for your holidays,which you canmt afford anyway due to all the money you blew at xmas Happy New year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Couldn't have put it better myself, I'm stopping in and cutting my toenails Was gonna go to the italians around the corner but the silly Wop wants £40 a head and we have to be in for 6pm and out for 7:45, no wonder it's aways empty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 NYE is just another amateur night full of once a year 4-pint wankers and twats you're glad to not have seen for 12 months,all the boozers,be they top of the range or old-man local charge a fortune to get in,despite your weekly loyalty,the local kebab houses become even more like fight club then usual,if you can get a taxi it's at least double fare,there's always some cunt on your estate letting off fireworks all night waking every fucker up,you wake up on NYD feeling not only like shit but also with the grand sum of £1.48 in your sock,you have loads of texts from twats you don't like wishing you well or slags you hate saying "why the fuck did you ring me at 3am you wanker,no i dont love you" and it's only 3 days max til you go back to work and listen to all the arseholes ther go on about their party and how they intend to give up drink/smoke/food/living,if you wokr with fat birds they festoon the office with bottles of evian and packets of ryvita,it's still cold ou0t and it's too long til you piss off to greece or wherever for your holidays,which you canmt afford anyway due to all the money you blew at xmas Happy New year. 72390[/snapback] Amen to that, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well personally i am having a party with a select few "non-wankers" who can be guaranteed to actually drink a full can of lager and not leave a half empty one lying about the place to be used as a spare ashtray. Will be watching the fireworks doon the Tyne from the comfort of the bedroom window and generally making merry Happy New Year to all the pseudos n trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Quite looking forward to this new year actually. A friend is having a house party and it'll be a chance to catch up with people I haven't seen for years. Plus one of my closest friends just got engaged so it's a double celebration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 536 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. 72465[/snapback] Pah! Soft shite! Costa Del Consett all the way tonight man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 536 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. 72465[/snapback] Pah! Soft shite! Costa Del Consett all the way tonight man! 72469[/snapback] Been out in Conair the past Boxing Day and Christmas eve Tall Trades was dead both times (something to do with Kerney's liscence and only allowing 500 people in). Not been down Durham for New Years before so am looking forward to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. 72465[/snapback] Pah! Soft shite! Costa Del Consett all the way tonight man! 72469[/snapback] Been out in Conair the past Boxing Day and Christmas eve Tall Trades was dead both times (something to do with Kerney's liscence and only allowing 500 people in). Not been down Durham for New Years before so am looking forward to it. 72472[/snapback] Soviet is our nightclub tonight I think... Not a bad little place really, but I think everywhere will be packed tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well personally i am having a party with a select few "non-wankers" who can be guaranteed to actually drink a full can of lager and not leave a half empty one lying about the place to be used as a spare ashtray. Will be watching the fireworks doon the Tyne from the comfort of the bedroom window and generally making merry Happy New Year to all the pseudos n trees 72453[/snapback] emmm you may be waiting a while for those fireworks, there arent any (and wheres me invite?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Hog 536 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. 72465[/snapback] Pah! Soft shite! Costa Del Consett all the way tonight man! 72469[/snapback] Been out in Conair the past Boxing Day and Christmas eve Tall Trades was dead both times (something to do with Kerney's liscence and only allowing 500 people in). Not been down Durham for New Years before so am looking forward to it. 72472[/snapback] Soviet is our nightclub tonight I think... Not a bad little place really, but I think everywhere will be packed tonight! 72479[/snapback] Aye we usually hit the Soviet around 10-ish to abuse the cheap drink offers then move on. It's a canny place like, don't mind it at all. Like you say it'll be packed everywhere and they will be open until late-ish so no matter where you are there should be a good atmosphere. Think we'll end up at Walkabout tonight, had a few good nights in there better than the clubs in Durham. I was surprised that Klute was still open Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Author Share Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) Im going to a house party now which is alreet. no restrictions on bad behaviour. one of those bring a few drinks for the table with you, which to me means, take a couple of cans, drink them myself and then start on everyone elses supplies. sure there will be plenty of other substences flying about and who knows, maybe even an orgie. and as always the resident cunt (that knowone likes, and knowone seems to admit they were the one to invite him) and his cunting mates turn up, which always leads to a fight then its zzzzzzzz on the settee covered in my own vomit probably. all in all a great night Edited December 31, 2005 by Jonny_nufc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matty 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Durham for me, my mates are out at the local Wetherspoons from 2 then I'm meeting them in there at a more conservative time of half five before we get the taxi down at six. 72465[/snapback] Pah! Soft shite! Costa Del Consett all the way tonight man! 72469[/snapback] Been out in Conair the past Boxing Day and Christmas eve Tall Trades was dead both times (something to do with Kerney's liscence and only allowing 500 people in). Not been down Durham for New Years before so am looking forward to it. 72472[/snapback] Soviet is our nightclub tonight I think... Not a bad little place really, but I think everywhere will be packed tonight! 72479[/snapback] Aye we usually hit the Soviet around 10-ish to abuse the cheap drink offers then move on. It's a canny place like, don't mind it at all. Like you say it'll be packed everywhere and they will be open until late-ish so no matter where you are there should be a good atmosphere. Think we'll end up at Walkabout tonight, had a few good nights in there better than the clubs in Durham. I was surprised that Klute was still open 72484[/snapback] Yeah, the whole "Can I have 5 bottles of Reef please..... for me" Na, should be a canny night though and I'm bound to see loads of people who I haven't seen for a while out too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well personally i am having a party with a select few "non-wankers" who can be guaranteed to actually drink a full can of lager and not leave a half empty one lying about the place to be used as a spare ashtray. Will be watching the fireworks doon the Tyne from the comfort of the bedroom window and generally making merry Happy New Year to all the pseudos n trees 72453[/snapback] emmm you may be waiting a while for those fireworks, there arent any (and wheres me invite?) 72483[/snapback] The Ronny Gillsaid there was fireworks never mind we can watch the ones that will be kicking off over the road at me local!! You are more than welcome to come an play but thought you would be tucked up with a bird ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Well I was going to be dragged over to some family friends but one of them has a cold so apparently that might scupper our plans. So me mate is round and we're either staying in ( ) or being dragged to some old neighbour's house. Either way, we're going to one of those places anyway as they both have sky so him and myself can watch the Reading v Derby match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 I'm going to see in the New Year with Bond, James Bond, Agent 007 of Her Majesty's Secret Service. We are going to some hotel on Osborne Road that has been done up like a set from a Bond Film, with a Casino in one room, live band in another, and we will be drinking vodka martini shaken, not stirred. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11058 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 stayed local, got drunk, came home, came online, going to watch shite tv until I fall asleep in front of Trisha or some cuh bollocks.... ...p.s. that's fucking impressive typing for this time of the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 What a pile of wank, staying in next year I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted January 1, 2006 Author Share Posted January 1, 2006 I went out, had a good night aswell surprisingly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 I went out, had a good night aswell surprisingly 72746[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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