Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 4, 2012 Author Share Posted February 4, 2012 You never diss the Loggins. Ever. Did he ever do another song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21643 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Don't know if this is shite or perversely brilliant, but Riskay's 'Can I seell yo' dick' is something else. 'Nigga this the fifth teeth muthafuckin time that I called and left yo ass messages I dun text yo bitch ass and you aint responded to nothing What the fuck is you doin who tha fuck you out there with you think I'm stupid my girls dun already put me up on yo ass tonight night nigga when you get home I got som news foe yo bitch ass' (Chorus 2times) 'Why you coming home five in the mone Somethings going on can I smell yo dick? Don't play me like a fool cause dat ain't cool So what you need to do is let me smell yo dick' Canny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 You asked if I could be anyone from history, fact or fiction dead or alive, I said I'd be Tony Cascarino circa 1995 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oasis deserve a mention: waterfall/cannonball and all the other shite Noel got from his rhyming dictionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4389 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Oasis deserve a mention: waterfall/cannonball and all the other shite Noel got from his rhyming dictionary. Some of his lyrics are canny imo but the problem is that if he comes up with a decent couple of lines he then repeats them too many times instead of building on the theme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 He doesn't have any sense of poetry about him. That's what happens when the only books you read are crayon join-the-dots books for the 3-5 age group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "So Sally can wait, she knows it's too late As we're walking on by" See above re use of names to pad out the lyrics But also from the same song "Stand up beside the fireplace Take that look from off your face" These lines probably started life as "Stand beside the fireplace, take that look off your face" until he discovered they didn't fit the song. Easily fixed, never mind it's become doggerel..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "And fiery demons all dance when you walk through that door. Don't say you're easy on me, you're about as easy as a nuclear war." A classic nugget from Duran Duran that sticks in the memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 Did you just hear that on Radio 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Did you just hear that on Radio 2? It possibly won't surprise you the answer is no Mr Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Share Posted February 6, 2012 Thought you might listen on tinterweb. I ask because as you posted that, the song was just finishing on the radio. Synchronicity. Which reminds me, the Police must have some ropey lyrics to their name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2207 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Thought you might listen on tinterweb. I ask because as you posted that, the song was just finishing on the radio. Synchronicity. Which reminds me, the Police must have some ropey lyrics to their name. That reminded me of the classic lyric from "Don't Stand So Close to Me": It's no use, he sees her He starts to shake and cough Just like the old man in That book by Nabakov "That book by Nabakov"? Fucking hell Sting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump mama do the hump mama do the hump hump, mama won't you please let me do the hump hump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I'm with Kevin on the Black Eyed Peas. You can also add the brilliant 'Shut up, just shut up shut up. Shut up, just shut up shut up ad nausea.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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