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Anything by Pink Floyd. :ph34r:

 

Get out.

 

Some of my fave lyrics are by Pink Floyd.

 

Someone mentioned Dark Side of the Moon, Time has to be up there lyrically as one of their best imo.

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Some manics songs are really hard to learn because of the lyrics. The lyrics don't at all go with the guitar rhythms, JDB manages alright but bloody hell some of it is daft.

 

Went to the gig at the O2 just before xmas and Wire made the point at the end that James had remembered the lyrics to all 38 songs which was an achievment.

 

I love some of the classic Richey lyrics but at the same time a lot of them are (probably literally) a bit too mental. Wire's can be iffy but occasionally he comes up with gems - I find stuff like Let Robeson sing quite inspiring.

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Some manics songs are really hard to learn because of the lyrics. The lyrics don't at all go with the guitar rhythms, JDB manages alright but bloody hell some of it is daft.

 

Went to the gig at the O2 just before xmas and Wire made the point at the end that James had remembered the lyrics to all 38 songs which was an achievment.

 

I love some of the classic Richey lyrics but at the same time a lot of them are (probably literally) a bit too mental. Wire's can be iffy but occasionally he comes up with gems - I find stuff like Let Robeson sing quite inspiring.

Well yeah but they are his songs, not as if he was given random ones before the gig. Yeah some of Richey's stuff was probably too mental, Yes being the main culprit

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Wu-Tang lyrics are canny good. I don't tend to listen to music for the lyrics any more. I think that changed when I got into electronic stuff in my teens but hip-herp is the exception. My Pink Floyd comment was a general one rather than about their lyrics btw.

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World Cup 2010,

 

Don’t wanna see ya slip past,

 

Think about the future,

 

Surely it’s the right time,

 

I wanna see you win it in my lifetime,

 

1966 Bobby Moore and that, Geoff Hurst put it to the turf – we applauded that,

 

There was no ignoring that,

 

Nobody could stop him,

 

I got myself an England shirt, I’m gonna rock it …

 

 

 

The worst lyric I've ever seen in my life.

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OK I have to say it, as much as I love Def Leppard, they have some shockingly bad lyrics on one or two songs B)

 

Especially on 'Do ya wanna get rocked? and 'Pour some sugar' Awful cheesey songs anyway, and dreadful lyrics. And yet they are probably best known and liked in this country for those two shockers!

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I picked up a bargain collection on Amazon of UFO stuff and while I like them without calling myself a fan, it had to be said they have some classic cock rock sexist lyrics.

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People that rhyme Swagger and Jagger. Fuck off Kesha, Maroon 5, Cher Lloyd.

 

People that rhyme Club and Bud. Fuck off 50cent, Lady Gaga.

 

Lily Allen gets a special mention aswell, for this:

 

You said you were going to bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom.

 

They're all cunts. Except Lady Gaga. She's forgiven, although she's probably got 100s of lines that could go in this thread.

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They're all cunts. Except Lady Gaga. She's forgiven, although she's probably got 100s of lines that could go in this thread.

 

There's about 50 of them in "Born This Way", to start with.

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Anything that relies on names to make a rhyme. Like this corker from my youth (Kenny Loggins/Footloose)

 

Loose, footloose kick off your Sunday shoes

Please, Louise pull me off a my knees

Jack, get back c'mon before we crack

Lose your blues everybody cut footloose

 

or WIngs' band on the run

 

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,

And the first one said to the second one there I hope you're having fun.

Band on the run, band on the run.

And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one

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"Soulja boy off in this hoe

Watch me lean and watch me rock

Super man that hoe

Then watch me crank that Robocop

Super fresh, now watch me jock

Jocking on them haters man

When I do that soulja boy

I lean to the left and crank that thang

Now yooooouuuuu"

 

"Uh, I can put you in a log, cabin.. somewhere in Aspen

Gurl, ain't nuttin to the Pain, ain't trickin

if you got it, what you askin.. forrr?

Put you in a mansion, somewhere in Wis-canson

Like I said, ain't nuttin to the Pain, we can change the last name, what's hap'nin?

'Cause you look so GOOOOD, tell me why you wanna work here

I put you on the front page of the King magazine

 

but you ogn' get yo'self hurt here"

 

'Soulja' boy, T-pain and Lil' Wayne, all Millionaires

:lol:

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Enough of the bad, time for the brilliance that is Syd..

 

I've got a Bike you can ride it if you like,

It's got a basket a bell that rings,

And things that make it look good.

I've give it to you if I could but I borrowed it.

 

And what exactly is a dream? And what exactly is a joke?

 

And my personal fav..

 

I know a mouse and he hasn't got a house,

I don't know why I call him Gerald.

 

 

Madcap hazzah.

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