Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 A little while after the match commentary, Africa by Toto came on. I'd forgotten how utterly terrible the lyrics were… "The wild dogs cry out in the night As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company I know that I must do what's right As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti" … this is why session musicians should never be allowed to form bands. So, any examples you feel worthy of the "Shite" tag, post them up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Anything by the Black Eyed Peas--Willyam's songwriting technique consists of taking a single word or phrase, and adding nothing to it other than fucking stupid noises. I GOT A FEELING THAT TONIGHT GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT THAT TONGIHT GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT THAT TONIGHT GONNA BE A GOOD GOOD NIGHT NANANANANANANANANA I GOT A FEELING etc. Then there's: IF I SAW SHORTY IN THE CLUB I BE LIKE OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH I BE LIKE OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MY GOSH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Everyone goes on about Morrissey being some sort of poetical genius, when I was in a shop the other day a song of his came on, and these were some of the lyrics: You were one, you knew you were one and you slipped right through my fingers No not literally but metaphorically and now you're all I see as the light fades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33282 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Des'ree - Life "I'm afraid of the dark Especially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around, Oh I get the shivers. I don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news." No, honest she did write and sing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Everyone goes on about Morrissey being some sort of poetical genius, when I was in a shop the other day a song of his came on, and these were some of the lyrics: You were one, you knew you were one and you slipped right through my fingers No not literally but metaphorically and now you're all I see as the light fades. Fucking love the smiths, one of my favourite bands but I just don't like Morrissey's solo stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Kid Rock has to be included also. He is a man who rhymes 'things' with 'things' for a living. WE WERE TRYING DIFFERENT THINGS WE WERE SMOKING DIFFERENT THINGS Also one of his lyrics goes something like: YEAH I SAW YOUR BAND... JUMPING AROUND ON STAGE LIKE A BUNCH OF MOTHERFUCKING WOUNDED DUCKS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15561 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Once he built missiles, a nation's defence Now he can't even give birthday presents - Iron Maiden, "Man On The Edge" You live for your toys Even though they make noise - Oasis, "Little James" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Drink it up, drink-drink it up, When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin like they drunk When sober girls around me actin-actin like they drunk Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6 Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6 Like a G6, Like a G6 Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Eminem - Love The Way You Lie Life is no nintendo game, but you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window guess that's why they call it window pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I've got soul but I'm not a soldier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 "Have a piece of toast"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Eminem - Love The Way You Lie Life is no nintendo game, but you lied again, now you get to watch her leave out the window guess that's why they call it window pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 The only RHCP song I like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 "I got a job working construction for the Johnstown Company But lately there ain't been much work on account of the economy" Fuck off Bruce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mmm there's the Led Zep one on Ramble On with Plant screaming about GOLLUM AND THE EVIL ONESSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mmm there's the Led Zep one on Ramble On with Plant screaming about GOLLUM AND THE EVIL ONESSSS Much as I love Led Zep, they are responsible for some stinking lyrics like "With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. *Come on, babe on the round about, Ride on the merry-go-round, We all know what your name is, So you better lay your money down. Alimony, alimony payin' your bills, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman." Have a word Percy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "'Cos ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survival, "Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep. "And ev'ry hand's a winner, just like ev'ry hand's a loser. "And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. Thanks very much mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 In The Ocean there's a paedo lyric too, something like: She's only 6 years old, but it's a sure fine way to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Mmm there's the Led Zep one on Ramble On with Plant screaming about GOLLUM AND THE EVIL ONESSSS Much as I love Led Zep, they are responsible for some stinking lyrics like "With a purple umbrella and a fifty cent hat, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. Missus cool rides out in her aged Cadillac. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. *Come on, babe on the round about, Ride on the merry-go-round, We all know what your name is, So you better lay your money down. Alimony, alimony payin' your bills, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman. When your conscience hits, you knock it back with pills. Livin', lovin', she's just a woman." Have a word Percy! Good lyrics when you consider the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30679 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 "'Cos ev'ry gambler knows that the secret to survival, "Is knowin' what to throw away and knowin' what to keep. "And ev'ry hand's a winner, just like ev'ry hand's a loser. "And the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep. Thanks very much mate. You take that back right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) " An Albino A Mulatto A Mosquito My Libido Yeah. " Aye, you can fuck off too, Kurt. The whole song has utterly woeful lyrics, but it's a belter all the same Edited February 1, 2012 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Love Kenny Rogers, my hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 Love Kenny Rogers, my hero. It's Johnny Cash man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30679 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Love Kenny Rogers, my hero. It's Johnny Cash man! Yeah, what an idiot. Edited February 1, 2012 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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