BestBaNone 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2012/01/19/nufc-owner-mike-ashley-boasting-new-look-72703-30156405/? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 "Looking trim and toned". "Looking less morbidly obese" might be a fairer assessment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 Reckon the ronnie is trying to gain some favour points after being left completely in the dark during the Cisse swoop ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31222 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 “He has to have changed or cut down on alcohol, for example, or something else to reduce the weight. Thank fuck they phoned her for the inside scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31222 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 United fans have been lining up to congratulate the Toon owner for his dedication. Steve Wraith, a season ticket holder and editor of the Toon Talk fanzine, said: “Fair play to him. I know how Mike feels. “I’m approaching 40 this year and I’m starting a diet too. “I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet.” Could he be any more desperate to get a quote in the paper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20788 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 “He has to have changed or cut down on alcohol, for example, or something else to reduce the weight. Thank fuck they phoned her for the inside scoop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7084 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Looks like he's been on the moisturiser too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 "I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet" Didn't you say you know him, Stevie? I wouldn't stand for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 “He has to have changed or cut down on alcohol, for example, or something else to reduce the weight. Thank fuck they phoned her for the inside scoop. I was just about to post that. Thank fuck we have experts like her on hand to explain these complicated procedures to us simpletons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 There's less of him - good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 This is what happens when you spend money on a new number 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaythesouthernmag 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Shedding pounds off the pitch spending pounds on the pitch. Like that trend, another slimfast Mike? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43111 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 There's less of him - good news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Dekka probably performed the lipo in the basement of one of his casinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 "I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet" Didn't you say you know him, Stevie? I wouldn't stand for this. Anyone would think am "Big Heck", you wouldn't even think I was fat if you see me. Just for me and what am used tee I am! Fat cunts can't do 2 hours on the cross trainer like certain members did last neet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46086 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Only messing man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Did you turn the cross trainer on at any point during those 2 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Did you turn the cross trainer on at any point during those 2 hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted January 19, 2012 Author Share Posted January 19, 2012 "I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet" Didn't you say you know him, Stevie? I wouldn't stand for this. Anyone would think am "Big Heck", you wouldn't even think I was fat if you see me. Just for me and what am used tee I am! Fat cunts can't do 2 hours on the cross trainer like certain members did last neet. Typical January gym fatty loitering about on a cross trainer with zero intensity for 2 hours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 "I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet" Didn't you say you know him, Stevie? I wouldn't stand for this. Anyone would think am "Big Heck", you wouldn't even think I was fat if you see me. Just for me and what am used tee I am! Fat cunts can't do 2 hours on the cross trainer like certain members did last neet. Big Heck Did a lot of work for charity without ever doing a day's work. Work that one out Also, doing lots of cocaine can help you lose weight apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22185 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 that article man. the editor that commissioned that wants to take a look at himself and ask if he's int he right profession. and those quotes. they have to be a pisstake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 that article man. the editor that commissioned that wants to take a look at himself and ask if he's int he right profession. and those quotes. they have to be a pisstake. I love the way they've got Steve Wraith's opinion because he's over 40 too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Fucking Steve Wraith loves publicity like, he will say anything to get in the news. Wasn't he not calling for Fat Mikes head not too long ago? Now he's commending him on his gut size? Hypocrite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 Aye they kicked him out of a corporate event at St.James' for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33908 Posted January 19, 2012 Share Posted January 19, 2012 “He has to have changed or cut down on alcohol, for example, or something else to reduce the weight. Thank fuck they phoned her for the inside scoop. United fans have been lining up to congratulate the Toon owner for his dedication. Steve Wraith, a season ticket holder and editor of the Toon Talk fanzine, said: “Fair play to him. I know how Mike feels. “I’m approaching 40 this year and I’m starting a diet too. “I can also think of a few more members of the Toon Army who could benefit from the Mike Ashley diet.” Could he be any more desperate to get a quote in the paper? I'm really proud of where I come from, but sometimes, just sometimes....... Please let nobody outside of the North East read that article. Anybody know if Wraith has an agent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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