ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Other than the Alan Partridge Owl Sanctuary suggestions does anyone have any ideas what I can do for my wife's b'day in Feb? I'm looking for day time outings or activities that dont cost an arm and a leg. On the night time we'll be going out for a meal and drinks etc so it's just something to do during the day that's interesting or fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 (edited) class-a drugs, heroin is a good bet--builds your appetite too. Edited January 16, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CabayeAye Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 (Orange for you, strawberry for her) in the bus stop outside Co-Op, followed by a donner kebab and a fuck in the park bushes. Worked for generations of youngsters across the North East, will definately work for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 (Orange for you, strawberry for her) in the bus stop outside Co-Op, followed by a donner kebab and a fuck in the park bushes. Worked for generations of youngsters across the North East, will definately work for you. It's got to be a bit special though and just doing what we do every Friday night isn't going to impress her i'm afraid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Order some cava on ice up the hotel room, play some Marvin Gaye, go for a bit of cunnilingus after you've had a packet of salt & vinegar crisps then stick in her pooper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21422 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Order some cava on ice up the hotel room, play some Marvin Gaye, go for a bit of cunnilingus after you've had a packet of salt & vinegar crisps then stick in her pooper. sounds like a winner that one like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Order some cava on ice up the hotel room, play some Marvin Gaye, go for a bit of cunnilingus after you've had a packet of salt & vinegar crisps then stick in her pooper. He already said it's not supposed to be like a normal Friday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Order some cava on ice up the hotel room, play some Marvin Gaye, go for a bit of cunnilingus after you've had a packet of salt & vinegar crisps then stick in her pooper. He already said it's not supposed to be like a normal Friday night. Cunnilingus on a normal Friday night? other than that it's pretty spot on tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.absolutesegway.co.uk/activities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 http://www.absolutes...o.uk/activities Cheers, had a look but after she fell off the back of a quad bike on my b'day last year I dont think I'd get her on anything like that again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Hot Air Balooning, we're doing it in the spring. They go from Hexham and Consett, can't wait to be honest, only £160 for two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Aye, that's what he was after when he asked for a low cost activity And absolute segway? Absolute cunts more like. Have a nice drive up the Northumberland Coast, mate. If the weather's half decent. If not, listen to Brock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Hot Air Balooning, we're doing it in the spring. They go from Hexham and Consett, can't wait to be honest, only £160 for two. I had considered something like that but tbh it's going to cost too much... I'm looking at something a little cheaper but still a lot of fun. Also her b'day is Feb so maybe not the best weather for hot air balloning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Aye, that's what he was after when he asked for a low cost activity And absolute segway? Absolute cunts more like. Have a nice drive up the Northumberland Coast, mate. If the weather's half decent. If not, listen to Brock Aye thought about that but we often do that with the dog so it's not that unusual. Something along those lines though but with something to do along the way would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Aye, that's what he was after when he asked for a low cost activity And absolute segway? Absolute cunts more like. Have a nice drive up the Northumberland Coast, mate. If the weather's half decent. If not, listen to Brock Aye thought about that but we often do that with the dog so it's not that unusual. Something along those lines though but with something to do along the way would be good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A lad at school used to poke his dog apparently. I say 'apparently' because I never actually witnessed it first hand (pardon the pun) but several others had. Forgot all about that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A lad at school used to poke his dog apparently. I say 'apparently' because I never actually witnessed it first hand (pardon the pun) but several others had. Forgot all about that Fuck me that's like Keith Lard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41438 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Go Ape at Matfen Hall. Wrap up warm, takes a couple of hours, then follow Brock's advice. http://goape.co.uk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Woof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 Whisk the shit out of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41438 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A lad at school used to poke his dog apparently. I say 'apparently' because I never actually witnessed it first hand (pardon the pun) but several others had. Forgot all about that He had 99 problems … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 A lad at school used to poke his dog apparently. I say 'apparently' because I never actually witnessed it first hand (pardon the pun) but several others had. Forgot all about that He had 99 problems … Very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Aye, that's what he was after when he asked for a low cost activity And absolute segway? Absolute cunts more like. Have a nice drive up the Northumberland Coast, mate. If the weather's half decent. If not, listen to Brock Aye thought about that but we often do that with the dog so it's not that unusual. Something along those lines though but with something to do along the way would be good Haha class!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted January 16, 2012 Author Share Posted January 16, 2012 Go Ape at Matfen Hall. Wrap up warm, takes a couple of hours, then follow Brock's advice. http://goape.co.uk/ done the one in the lakes and she enjoyed it so a good shout that, will have a look and see if it's going to be different enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41438 Posted January 16, 2012 Share Posted January 16, 2012 If you do go, best let her know in advance. As you pull off the road and head up the driveway towards Matfen Hall, she might get the wrong idea, only to be gutted when you pull up outside the monkey shed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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