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Politicians, detached from reality in a way only people in power can be

 

Gove is a particular type though. You can tell he went to Oxford and is probably a sexual deviant with rubber dinghys in his basement. I think it's embarrassing that we still have a monarchy and I've yet to hear a compelling moral case for monarchy. This system means that when the Queen dies, a bloke who thinks Uri Gellar really has supernatural powers--he also talks to plants and would rather fuck horsey-face over Diana Spencer--will become head of the COE, head of the military and head of state.

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Politicians, detached from reality in a way only people in power can be

 

Gove is a particular type though. You can tell he went to Oxford and is probably a sexual deviant with rubber dinghys in his basement. I think it's embarrassing that we still have a monarchy and I've yet to hear a compelling moral case for monarchy. This system means that when the Queen dies, a bloke who thinks Uri Gellar really has supernatural powers--he also talks to plants and would rather fuck horsey-face over Diana Spencer--will become head of the COE, head of the military and head of state.

Don't give a shit one way or the other but I do like having a Queen/King as opposed to a President esque figure as the executive. Also I imagine the monarchy bring a fair bit in through tourism. You know the sorta Americans in shorts and a shirt tucked in with a different colour cap on taking pictures from his 1990s camera on a string around his neck actually expecting to meet the Queen.

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If we got rid of the monarchy we'd end up with some ubercunt like Tony Blair as a life president á la what Putin is doing in Russia. I'd take an inbred oddball over a dangerous, weasely tosspot any day.

 

Also, at least having a royal family provides some continuity with things. MPs just try and feather their nests as much as possible in the four short years they have, totally fucking the country over in the process.

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Googled Michael Gove's lips to see if he had actually kissed a hot plate, and found this. :lol:

 

MICHAEL Gove says it’s OK for music teacher to touch pupils. His advice forms part of the Education Secretary’s Keeping Children safe in Music Drive. He says:

 

“Whether it’s adjusting the position of a violin or demonstrating how to handle drumsticks,showing how a trombone slide should work or introducing new subtleties in oboe playing, teachers should be trusted to touch children without feeling they are somehow transgressing the rules.”

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Politicians, detached from reality in a way only people in power can be

 

Gove is a particular type though. You can tell he went to Oxford and is probably a sexual deviant with rubber dinghys in his basement. I think it's embarrassing that we still have a monarchy and I've yet to hear a compelling moral case for monarchy. This system means that when the Queen dies, a bloke who thinks Uri Gellar really has supernatural powers--he also talks to plants and would rather fuck horsey-face over Diana Spencer--will become head of the COE, head of the military and head of state.

Don't give a shit one way or the other but I do like having a Queen/King as opposed to a President esque figure as the executive. Also I imagine the monarchy bring a fair bit in through tourism. You know the sorta Americans in shorts and a shirt tucked in with a different colour cap on taking pictures from his 1990s camera on a string around his neck actually expecting to meet the Queen.

 

When the monarchy decides to marry off one of the Princes to an aristocrat or social-climber, there is a national holiday:

 

Friday, normally a work day, is a national holiday, meaning a considerable output drop. How big? The Confederation of British Industry estimated in 2007 that each additional holiday costs the economy something like £6 billion. And that estimate might be low. The Kate-and-Wills special holiday happens to fall in between an official Easter holiday and the May bank holiday. The way the calendar works out, Britons can take an 11-day vacation using only three vacation days. And Pricewaterhouse Cooper estimates that as many as 6 million workers might do so. The result is an economy-wide productivity slowdown in the final two weeks of the month, cutting £5 billion or more from GDP this quarter—though the effect should quickly fade as Britons' bosses prod them to work harder once they get back. Still, the argument that the wedding will be a net loss for the economy seems convincing: The low estimate of productivity-related costs swamps the high estimate of consumer-spending gains.

 

 

 

Broadly speaking, monarchists tend to justify the cost of the royal family by noting their positive impact on tourism—making the Windsor family the stuffy analog of, say, Australia's kangaroos or China's pandas. The British tourist authority estimates that the royals are responsible for £500 million of tourist spending per year. Granted, it gets to this figure through some squirrelly math. Culture and heritage sites, meaning everything "from theaters, galleries, to pubs, Premiership Football, castles and stately homes" generate about £4.6 billion in tourist spending per year and account for 100,000 jobs, the group says. It estimates that one in eight of those sites is "associated with monarchy," resulting in the £500 million or so of royally related spending. But this does not account for the fact that many of those sites have only a distant whiff of monarchy about them. People visit the Tower of London for Henry VIII's history, not fascination with the current royals.

 

 

Still, surely the British monarchy does help make the country an enormously popular tourist destination—look at all the people heading to London just to celebrate Kate and Wills. And the most honest accounting may come from the Queen herself. Every year, the royal household releases a detailed list of its expenses to the taxpayers. Last year, it required £38.2 million in public spending, down from an inflation-adjusted £87.3 million in 1992. That means the Queen cost taxpayers just 62 pence per person. Sounds like value for money to me.

 

Personally I want my 62p back.

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Googled Michael Gove's lips to see if he had actually kissed a hot plate, and found this. :lol:

 

MICHAEL Gove says it's OK for music teacher to touch pupils. His advice forms part of the Education Secretary's Keeping Children safe in Music Drive. He says:

 

"Whether it's adjusting the position of a violin or demonstrating how to handle drumsticks,showing how a trombone slide should work or introducing new subtleties in oboe playing, teachers should be trusted to touch children without feeling they are somehow transgressing the rules."

 

I had a female guitar teacher up till I was 14 and I stopped formal lessons. She used to touch me, to display various finger techniques. Needless to say I got an erection during one of the lessons, but fortunately I was able to conceal it behind the guitar. I remember thinking, "oh well, she can't see it, may as well sit back and enjoy this."

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