Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Newcastle get into Europe I know it gets slagged off and can detract from league performance but I think it would say a lot about us if we could secure it. Shane Ferguson gets on the pitch I'd love to see him break into the first team this year and really impress. Even if its only a few starts and the odd super sub role. Tim Krul stays Is still a Newcastle Player this time next year. A new Taxi Ideally an eight seater. Weight Loss Get fitter and shed around 3 stone The economy starts to recover Knob stops shrinking And I genuinely wish you all a very happy new year and hope 2012 is not the end and we all make it to 2013. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Mike Ashley to challenge for a Darwin Award Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Does you daughter still read this board, CT? Not sure she'd want to know about your penis shrinkage issues. Edited December 30, 2011 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4774 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Graduate Get a proper job Get engaged Move out of parents house Few materialistic ones, Les Paul standard, mate of mine got one recently and its completely rekindled my love of them, want very much Kindle Fire (or 2 if the 2 is decent) something interesting car-wise (if the proper job comes in right) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 Does you daughter still read this board, CT? Not sure she'd want to know about your penis shrinkage issues. No. Left heartbroken when Gemmil had the pacemaker fitted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20234 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 NUFC Wishes. Were losing Ba and Tiote to the AFCN and without recruiting anyone its going to be a tall order, but i would like a top ten finish. We keep our top players too. Personal Wishes House move in Jan to go well and smooth. Have a good season on the bike and get a podium at a couple of races, well, ok, lets not be greedy, at least one Family & friends have good health Other Economy shows at least some sign of recovery. Mark Cavendish to win the first Olympic Gold at 2012 Olympics. Bruce Forsyth to Retire XFactor gets shelved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Begin to learn Dutch. Newcastle win FA Cup/qualify for Europa. Learn to like/find a good excuse to drop out of Uni. England/Netherlands Euro 2012 win. Start the novel i've been mecking out I'll write but keep leaving it 'til next year. Not watch a single minute of the Olympics. Vikings to actually draft well in the 2012 draft. Stop having this tiresome existential crisis. Learn how to right mugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 World peace and more wanking material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DutchRed 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Begin to learn Dutch. Newcastle win FA Cup/qualify for Europa. Learn to like/find a good excuse to drop out of Uni. England/Netherlands Euro 2012 win. Start the novel i've been mecking out I'll write but keep leaving it 'til next year. Not watch a single minute of the Olympics. Vikings to actually draft well in the 2012 draft. Stop having this tiresome existential crisis. Learn how to right mugs. If you want help achieving the first one I'm here for ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I need all the bloody help I can get. Go to the Netherlands twice as a tourist and win the Eredivisie on FM and I think i'm fucking William of Orange Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 World peace and more wanking material. Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 I'm a fluent German speaker. Not sure if this helps you much though! German > Dutch. More superior in every way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Your english is shit though. More superior? Far superior, perhaps ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernMag 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Your english is shit though. More superior? Far superior, perhaps ? You're a Geordie. You're basically entitled to a disability allowance. So fuck you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 But I'm right. So fuck you right back Sugartits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racing_argentina 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 1) NEWCASTLE ON THE UEFA ! 2) RACING CHAMPION !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21965 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 CT - shedding 3 stone is as unhealthy a goal as it is unrealistic. Happy to offer the same advice you ignored last year about healthy living and cutting body fat, not dropping wright. You are living proof that crash diets and fad dieting like weight watchers don't work. My hopes and dreams for this year: My son to continue healthy development Newcastle to win the FA Cup and qualify for the champions league Mike Ashley to sell club to Carlos Slim or Warren Buffet England to win euro 2012 My goals for this year: Cut 4 per cent body fat needed to see abs again Promotion and pay rise at work Fit new kitchen with corien work top, integrated appliances and sort out garden in new house Get away for at least one holiday it he sun with the family and two boys' weekend, in including a jolly at a test match against South Africa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 mine would be ashley to sell up and for someone bigger than him with money to buy quality players Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Become middleweight world champion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21965 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Become middleweight world champion. Good luck with that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Yeah I reckon it's pretty realisitic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 CT - shedding 3 stone is as unhealthy a goal as it is unrealistic. Happy to offer the same advice you ignored last year about healthy living and cutting body fat, not dropping wright. You are living proof that crash diets and fad dieting like weight watchers don't work. My hopes and dreams for this year: My son to continue healthy development Newcastle to win the FA Cup and qualify for the champions league Mike Ashley to sell club to Carlos Slim or Warren Buffet England to win euro 2012 My goals for this year: Cut 4 per cent body fat needed to see abs again Promotion and pay rise at work Fit new kitchen with corien work top, integrated appliances and sort out garden in new house Get away for at least one holiday it he sun with the family and two boys' weekend, in including a jolly at a test match against South Africa Have no problem with any advice as long as it is sensible for a 46 year old and nor simply bashing the gym to oblivion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4729 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 Become middleweight world champion. So you a boxer then? who are you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Have no problem with any advice as long as it is sensible for a 46 year old and nor simply bashing the gym to oblivion. It's fucking simple: eat less, make some physical movements. Also, don't shovel unhealthy shite into your face constantly. Eat lots of vegetables, potatoes, rice, throw a bit of quality meat in. It's not string theory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10876 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Newcastle make progress in terms of personnel and performance Make progress with writing Get more into shape The economy starts to recover Knob stops growing Find a girl Settle down If we want, we can marry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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