Christmas Tree 4484 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Not sure if we have a good old thread dedicated to those little ailments. Perhaps Catmag and Luckyluke could keep us updated with whats going around. Anyway this week people seem to be dropping like flies with the sickness and Diarrhoea (can anybody really spell that word without looking it up ffs ....... apart from Fish ) Having avoided all of that I decided to take this afternoon / evening off and go out on the piss to watch the match. Then had that awful rumbling and went rushing for the pot. No sickness but jeez louise, a tap has been attached to my rear. Wife on the way for imodium and having a test lager or two to see if I need to be housebound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Heard a Monroe Transfer usually helps in these situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Especially if you can involve a Monkeys Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Nick-Kielce-Poland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41422 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 This thread is scatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4484 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 This thread is scatty. Agreed, bring it back to normality. You must have something going on........Rope burns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 This thread is scatty. Bunch of shit tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Just before xmas we had a cold bug that everyone apart from me was off sick for, I was still ill but you know, nails. But today I did have terrible shit, hope I'm not ill again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Not sure if we have a good old thread dedicated to those little ailments. Perhaps Catmag and Luckyluke could keep us updated with whats going around. Flu, cold and gastroenteritis. All over the place, affecting lots of people. That's about as specific as it gets. Oh, and some kids will have chicken pox, and lots of people will have hangovers, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Just had a wee out of my bum, had gastroienteritis twice, hope it's not that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Just had a wee out of my bum, had gastroienteritis twice, hope it's not that Are you puking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Nope, feel good that way. Went to the gym earlier and before we trained I had to have an awful release. Did another when I got home (about 7) and as said just had a wee out of my bot bot (nearly an unexpected 'fart surprise'). Probably just the crap I have been eating and drinking the last few days then suddenly being healthy. I am prone to any sort of stomach bug though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Nope, feel good that way. Went to the gym earlier and before we trained I had to have an awful release. Did another when I got home (about 7) and as said just had a wee out of my bot bot (nearly an unexpected 'fart surprise'). Probably just the crap I have been eating and drinking the last few days then suddenly being healthy. I am prone to any sort of stomach bug though Just sounds like good old diarrhoea. As you say - probably from over-indulging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Thank you Nursey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Thank you Nursey Anytime my lovely. On my night off aswell!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department) *Totters off in high heels and very small nurses uniform with boobs spilling out....* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Not an illness as such but it's the best place to ask... What's the bit in between shin and knee? Got a lump there, feels like bone. It isn't sore when walking but after playing footy hurts quite a bit, hurts when I lean on it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Not an illness as such but it's the best place to ask... What's the bit in between shin and knee? Got a lump there, feels like bone. It isn't sore when walking but after playing footy hurts quite a bit, hurts when I lean on it too. Could be patella tendonitis if it's just below your kneecap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4484 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department) *Totters off in high heels and very small nurses uniform with boobs spilling out....* Oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4484 Posted December 30, 2011 Author Share Posted December 30, 2011 Had an asda rip off Imodium that basically promises one tablet and your done. Not true. Had a watery poo 30 minutes prior to the pub and have been clenching all night, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 kill me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41422 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department) *Totters off in high heels and very small nurses uniform with boobs spilling out....* Oh dear If that doesn't solve your shrinking cock you're done for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Sorry You are a credit to the NHS though (and the male fantasy department) *Totters off in high heels and very small nurses uniform with boobs spilling out....* Oh dear If that doesn't solve your shrinking cock you're done for. Shhh, don't tell him that I normally wear scrubs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41422 Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 Scrubbers! Filthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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