Christmas Tree 4672 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 A thread from the other place that I though we also had on here? Couldnt find it. Somewhere to post the opposite of pet hates, the little things in life that do the trick for you, make your day or put a smile on your face. It can be anything from waking up with twins to having one of those shits that require a test wipe only. Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment. Priceless. (and yes they are my own) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Had a clean wipe poo this morning. Maybe people don’t know about them because you’re only lucky enough to get three or four in a lifetime…like the the splash of toilet water that goes into your hole when you splash one just right….doesn’t happen often enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19812 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Had a clean wipe poo this morning. Maybe people don’t know about them because you’re only lucky enough to get three or four in a lifetime…like the the splash of toilet water that goes into your hole when you splash one just right….doesn’t happen often enough. I do have a lot of wipe clean ones I must say. The little things that make me smile and happy are basic manners. We seem to be losing them as a nation, but a simple thank-you when you have a door opened for you, or a please when asking for something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6457 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 My wipes normally look like the remnants of Birthday napkin after a sloppy piece of Chocolate Gateaux cake has been devoured. Grim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment. Priceless. (and yes they are my own) My dad used to do this all the time, I called the police when I was 4, I can remember it vividly, I didn't know what child abuse was obviously 'my dad's tickling me' I said, they turned up and can still remember the look on my dad's face 'you must have got the wrong house' he said, when it was just harmless torment Edited December 19, 2011 by Idioteque Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4672 Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment. Priceless. (and yes they are my own) My dad used to do this all the time, I called the police when I was 4, I can remember it vividly, I didn't know what child abuse was obviously 'my dad's tickling me' I said, they turned up and can still remember the look on my dad's face 'you must have got the wrong house' he said, when it was just harmless torment Fucking hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 just don't let your kids near any phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Somebody's missing N-O... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Having a wank whilst skydiving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Telling someone on the internet that they're wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Telling someone on the internet that they're wrong. If I had a pound for every time I made your day better, I`d have a fully financed season ticket ( at 50% discount) in my sweaty palms right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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