The little things in life.

[Christmas Tree 4725]

A thread from the other place that I though we also had on here? Couldnt find it.

 

Somewhere to post the opposite of pet hates, the little things in life that do the trick for you, make your day or put a smile on your face.

 

It can be anything from waking up with twins to having one of those shits that require a test wipe only.

 

Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment.

 

Priceless.

 

(and yes they are my own)

[Lake Bells tits 1]

Had a clean wipe poo this morning. Maybe people don’t know about them because you’re only lucky enough to get three or four in a lifetime…like the the splash of toilet water that goes into your hole when you splash one just right….doesn’t happen often enough.

[wykikitoon 20149]

Had a clean wipe poo this morning. Maybe people don’t know about them because you’re only lucky enough to get three or four in a lifetime…like the the splash of toilet water that goes into your hole when you splash one just right….doesn’t happen often enough.

 

 

I do have a lot of wipe clean ones I must say.

 

The little things that make me smile and happy are basic manners. We seem to be losing them as a nation, but a simple thank-you when you have a door opened for you, or a please when asking for something.

[Holden McGroin 6587]

My wipes normally look like the remnants of Birthday napkin after a sloppy piece of Chocolate Gateaux cake has been devoured. Grim.

[Idioteque 0]

Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment.

 

Priceless.

 

(and yes they are my own)

 

My dad used to do this all the time, I called the police when I was 4, I can remember it vividly, I didn't know what child abuse was obviously 'my dad's tickling me' I said, they turned up and can still remember the look on my dad's face 'you must have got the wrong house' he said, when it was just harmless torment

Edited December 19, 2011 by Idioteque

[Christmas Tree 4725]

Anyhow, my little thing this morning is tickling a defenceless small child and taking them to that point verging on tears. Every now and again you let them escape a few feet before dragging them by their ankles back for more torment.

 

Priceless.

 

(and yes they are my own)

 

My dad used to do this all the time, I called the police when I was 4, I can remember it vividly, I didn't know what child abuse was obviously 'my dad's tickling me' I said, they turned up and can still remember the look on my dad's face 'you must have got the wrong house' he said, when it was just harmless torment

 

Fucking hell

[Idioteque 0]

just don't let your kids near any phones

[Lake Bells tits 1]

[Tom 14011]

Somebody's missing N-O...

[Ayatollah Hermione 13869]

Having a wank whilst skydiving.

[Monroe Transfer 0]

Telling someone on the internet that they're wrong.

[Lake Bells tits 1]

Telling someone on the internet that they're wrong.

 

If I had a pound for every time I made your day better, I`d have a fully financed season ticket ( at 50% discount) in my sweaty palms right now.