Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Our mate who lives in Birtley is often referred to as "the mackem"....that's how Uber Mag we are back on topic...I quite like watching a game of rugby but find the whole culture round the game fuckin nauseating......actually I've just glanced out the window and theres a gormless twat with a England rugger shirt standing in the garden of the house opposite having a fag, chatting to the character and charisma free-zone that is the house owner himself...they must be having a first game "party" tonight..I'll be keeping a keen eye out for the public vomiting and negro spiritual hymn singing later then.. These lads were going to 2nd div grounds round the country giving it their all only to be called 'mackems' by cheeky little bastards like us. No surprise they occasionally got a bit pissed off. Normally it was taken in the right spirit but not always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Rugby fans killed a toon fan in 1988 at Baker Street. They were rugby league fans Stevie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 St helens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Rugby fans killed a toon fan in 1988 at Baker Street. Which is what? Taking the piss out of people less fortune than ourselves. ( South of the water types). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21911 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Wrong shaped ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4376 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Lad at work who's South African is travelling to SJP for the game with his Dad who's coming over for it. I used to know a lad who played for the third or fourth team at Westoe rugby club - I don't know what league they play in or where that is in the scheme of things but he told me he was expected to call first teamers "Sir" if they spoke to him. Fuck that shit and the Tory cunts who ride in it. Should also mention we had some bloke in at work a few weeks ago who was a motivational coach for the all blacks who he described as the most successful team in sporting history. He didn't seem to like my question about how a team dominating a sport played in 20 countries only 6 of which are any good constitutes success. Edited September 18, 2015 by NJS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'd forgotten about the World in Union song. Fuck me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Prince Harry looking rather fit with the old beardy thing going on That's my contribution to the rugby. I don't know what it is about 'Harry' (what's the little twats proper name?), but I can't fucking stand the ginger - born-with-a-silver-spoon-media-junkie parasite. Maybe I'm being harsh. Maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 This is raddy good ragby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17238 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 that dirty great bastard looks as if he's about to sodomize both of those other chaps simultaneously Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 It's impossible to hear a South African accent and not think "racist". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Stand Up if you love Rugby is a chant I'd expect to hear if I went to a rugby match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33095 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 My only fond rugby union memories are seeing a union stadium from my grannies house in N Ireland. Think it was Ulster's ground. I also knocked back an offer to play rugby for the school as I didn't want to get injured and lose my place in the real football team. Games too slow and full of suspiciously looking non- athlete types although it's still better than darts on that score. Better than athletics too. And cricket. Gaelic football? Tough call but I'd sway towards the Gaelic football tbh, tbs, tbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Better than Jai Alai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I can hear the sunglasses rested on the top of this co-commentator's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'd forgotten about the World in Union song. Fuck me. Is that fat boiler Piri Pikarnowa still singing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Is that fat boiler Piri Pikarnowa still singing it? I really shouldn't bite but when was she ever a fat boiler?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2977 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 I used to love watching rugby. In NZ it's not seen as toff sport at all. It's the complete opposite in fact. Australia doesn't really cover the rugby, so I'm totally out of touch with who's good. I know the All Blacks are still going well, but that's about it. The Aussie media doesn't really cover rugby much because most people view rugby, similarly to those in UK apparently, as a private school boys' sport for wankers. @TheFish Who do think will win it Davey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13856 Posted September 19, 2015 Share Posted September 19, 2015 It warms my heart that rugby is getting the shoeing it deserves. If I wanted to watch a fat lad hoof a ball 70 yards up a field and then pass it sidewards, I'd watch Sunderland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted September 20, 2015 Share Posted September 20, 2015 Japan apparently winning against all odds yesterday against South Africa with a try in the final 10 seconds. I don't follow the sport but you've got to love the passion and emotion of that team. Sounds like the rugby equivalent of Luxembourg beating Germany in the last kick of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
essembeeofsunderland 811 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Fuck Japan.One life for every sleeper my grandad used to say.Not the fuck Japan bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44784 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Yes well, forgive and forget, Major! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30534 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 Vermin, Fawlty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2977 Posted September 21, 2015 Share Posted September 21, 2015 This guy has a grudge against everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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