Kid Dynamite 7027 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I've got nowt to do tonight and just noticed the Falcons are playing a European game against Toulouse. Should be fun watching Wilkinson's return to Newcastle in a hurricane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20137 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Is this on TV? Real Rugby doesnt start until Feb, you know that J69 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Was 0-0 at half time. A game of rugby 0-0 at half time #fuckthat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Is rugby wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Better than cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevenL 0 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 It was a fucking shit game, Wilkinson didn't even get on. Carl Hayman used to play for the Falcons and he was playing, randomly ended up coaching my rugby team for a season it was mint. The equivalent of Ben Afra coming to coach Whitley Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMoUsE 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Toulon Toulouse potato potatoe bah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 A twat's game played by piss drinking bellends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 A twat's game played by piss drinking bellends. funny you should mention that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) funny you should mention that.... My one and only encounter with a load of 'Rugger' fans was after an away match at the West Ham match where Mathie scored for us and we won 4-2, (1994?). We stopped off in some Southern town and there was a load of the cunts, some Welsh kids, (They'd played Wales), and a few Sherman Tanks who were stationed at an air base not far from the town/village. The Welsh lads were fucking sound, the Yanks were lightweights and the English rugger fans were among the biggest set of bell-ends I've ever set eyes on. My little mate who you know was asked 'are you English?' as he attempted to get past this doilum to go for a piss and was attempting to stop him. After the rest of two buses from 'value travel' of Shields Road, Byker, traipsed in, then Jeremy didn't quite seem so cocky. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the place but their was a fayre on and if you go there and look carefully, you might still find Jeremy's arse lying on the floor next to the bogs. (We also got stuck in front of a car after the game which had FA chairman Graham Kelly in it. The traffic was horrendous and Kelly at first tried to smile at the stick he was getting but as the time time passed started to slink further and further into his seat wishing he was fucking anywhere other than where he was). Edited September 18, 2015 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 My one and only encounter with a load of 'Rugger' fans was after an away match at the West Ham match where Mathie scored for us and we won 4-2, (1994?). We stopped off in some Southern town and there was a load of the cunts, some Welsh kids, (They'd played Wales), and a few Sherman Tanks who were stationed at an air base not far from the town/village. The Welsh lads were fucking sound, the Yanks were lightweights and the English rugger fans were among the biggest set of bell-ends I've ever set eyes on. My little mate who you know was asked 'are you English?' as he attempted to get past this doilum to go for a piss and was attempting to stop him. After the rest of two buses from 'value travel' of Shields Road, Byker, traipsed in, then Jeremy didn't quite seem so cocky. Can't for the life of me remember the name of the place but their was a fayre on and if you go there and look carefully, you might find Jeremy's arse lying on the floor next to the bogs. (We also got stuck in front of a car after the game which had FA chairman Graham Kelly in it. The traffic was horrendous and Kelly at first tried to smile at the stick he was getting but as the time time passed started to slink further and further into his seat wishing he was fucking anywhere other than where he was). Key phrase highlighted there Theyre mostly fuckin wankers like....any train up to London when rugby and NUFC are playing in London usually ends in a slanging match which the braying fuckin twats always lose...my mate likes to kick things off with "Rugby?...oh yeah, for the cunts at school too fat and uncoordinated to kick a round ball in a straight line" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 (edited) Key phrase highlighted there Theyre mostly fuckin wankers like....any train up to London when rugby and NUFC are playing in London usually ends in a slanging match which the braying fuckin twats always lose...my mate likes to kick things off with "Rugby?...oh yeah, for the cunts at school too fat and uncoordinated to kick a round ball in a straight line" There was mostly Walker/Byker on those buses but they also had a shop in South Shields and we went through the tunnel to pick the South Shields Mags for some games. I reckon I seen more bother from the sand dancers and the east end lot over who got the back seats and who out of the 'value travel' clientele were mackems or not than the actual fans of the clubs we played. Edited September 18, 2015 by Howmanheyman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33192 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 We were basically doing a 'Stevie' on the SS mags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42438 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 My general attitude to the Egg Chasers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'll watch bits of it like. An England team that looks like it gives a fuck at a World Cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 We were basically doing a 'Stevie' on the SS mags. Our mate who lives in Birtley is often referred to as "the mackem"....that's how Uber Mag we are back on topic...I quite like watching a game of rugby but find the whole culture round the game fuckin nauseating......actually I've just glanced out the window and theres a gormless twat with a England rugger shirt standing in the garden of the house opposite having a fag, chatting to the character and charisma free-zone that is the house owner himself...they must be having a first game "party" tonight..I'll be keeping a keen eye out for the public vomiting and negro spiritual hymn singing later then.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I'll watch bits of it like. An England team that looks like it gives a fuck at a World Cup. "Bits of it" he says, whilst sitting in his rugger jersey with the collar up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I don't even know the fucking rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 I don't even know the fucking rules. Rah, rah, rugger chums, lah-di-dah, whatevahhh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Rah, rah, rugger chums, lah-di-dah, whatevahhh..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 He's got your hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 It's more like yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 No, mine is like Velma's from Scooby Doo, but not ginger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Prince Harry looking rather fit with the old beardy thing going on That's my contribution to the rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted September 18, 2015 Share Posted September 18, 2015 Rugby fans killed a toon fan in 1988 at Baker Street. We were basically doing a 'Stevie' on the SS mags. Which is what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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