Sonatine 11412 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 (edited) A father had his finger bitten off by another parent as a brawl erupted at a school nativity in South Shields, Tyne and Wear. The fight occurred at Harton Primary School, as one man bit another’s finger off and “spat it out like an animal”- according to a witness. The brawl began in a room prior to the nativity starting with shocked parents looking on. The 32-year-old victim has been discharged from hospital after being treated for his injury while a 39-year-old man was arrested on suspicion of assault and later bailed by police. “Two men started to fight in front of all the mums and dads,” a parent told ‘South Shields Gazette’. “One bit the finger off the other and spat the blood out like an animal.” “I heard a bit of commotion from the back of the room and looked around to see what was going on,” another said. “A man in a white hat stormed in and went for another dad. They were fighting and blood was flying. It was broken up by teachers quite quickly and the man in the hat disappeared.” It is thought that no children witnessed the incident as they were preparing for the nativity. A spokesman for the school said the children were not “at risk at any time” and they are assisting police with inquiries into the attack. “On Tuesday at about 1.50pm an incident occurred at Harton Primary School,” a police spokesman said. “There was a disturbance between two male parents, and one sustained an injury to his hand which required medical treatment. The other man was arrested by police for assault and released on bail.” Was probably more entertaining to watch tbh Edited December 8, 2011 by Sonatine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 poor bloke only has 5 fingers now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 My home town ................how class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 CT must be on another diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 CT must be on another diet. Never one to miss a finger buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I can see how this happened. I had the pleasure of my first one yesterday for my eldest (4 y/o). Firstly I'll just say how fucking thick some parents can be that common frigging sense just passes them by. First thing was 150 or so parents squeezing into this small hall with chairs. So the ones at the front sit on the seats in the isle rather than filing down the rows and populating the seats that way. This meant everyone took ages to get in and people had to keep getting up to let people past. Secondly was people keep standing up to take photo's or shoot with their camcorder even though there were people sat behind. I lost my rag. Just started making arsey comments. First I said "how stupid some people can be for sitting in them seats first" and then when wor lass asked if I was going to take some pictures I added "it depends whether the fat idiots in front will sit down or not". I got some dodgy looks like In the end wor lass sent me to the back of the hall out of the way. I can't deal with stupid people like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20234 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I can see how this happened. I had the pleasure of my first one yesterday for my eldest (4 y/o). Firstly I'll just say how fucking thick some parents can be that common frigging sense just passes them by. First thing was 150 or so parents squeezing into this small hall with chairs. So the ones at the front sit on the seats in the isle rather than filing down the rows and populating the seats that way. This meant everyone took ages to get in and people had to keep getting up to let people past. Secondly was people keep standing up to take photo's or shoot with their camcorder even though there were people sat behind. I lost my rag. Just started making arsey comments. First I said "how stupid some people can be for sitting in them seats first" and then when wor lass asked if I was going to take some pictures I added "it depends whether the fat idiots in front will sit down or not". I got some dodgy looks like In the end wor lass sent me to the back of the hall out of the way. I can't deal with stupid people like Common sense has gone from most people nowadays tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Haha, I work at the hospital on Harton Lane. Funny bunch Sanddancers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 haha I went to harton comp. Not primary though. Always thought they were animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13894 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was once Santa in a Xmas play at primary school. Needless to say, this carry on didn't happen because all eyes were on my captivating performance as they waited, on the edge of their small plastic seats, to see if Christmas, would indeed, be saved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was once Santa in a Xmas play at primary school. Needless to say, this carry on didn't happen because all eyes were on my captivating performance as they waited, on the edge of their small plastic seats, to see if Christmas, would indeed, be saved. I played Joseph at mine, the beginning and end of my acting career right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 There was always one poor sod who was the donkey, complete with donkey outfit. I was the wise man bearing frankincense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 They still talk about my Shepherd No.1 with reverence at Leazes' local. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was a shepherd, often despised by the audience when performing, but now they talk about me in reverential terms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 oof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42484 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 always the bridesmaid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Deck the Halls, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 There was always one poor sod who was the donkey, complete with donkey outfit. that must have been Toonpack or Baggio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Or Alan Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 always the bridesmaid At least I'm not marrying a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 This would be more relative on Ready To Go surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 always the bridesmaid At least I'm not marrying a bloke. has MF been looking through the local transvestite's window again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was Balthazar, the wisest of the 3 wise men. I went on to play the bloke with grass in his milk who has a pop at his mrs so she has a pop at the milkman so he has a pop at the farmer so he has a pop at the cow. Can't remember the moral of that one like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11412 Posted December 9, 2011 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was the wise man with the Myrhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was the wise man with the Myrhh Don't speak out of turn, myrhh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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