ajax_andy 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) Bought a woman at my work a little bottle of wine in a tiny green house and you get a little pot and some seeds to grow your own grape vine (£14 from john lewis) I received a bottle of Jack Daniels from someone else in the office after spending the last month saying that if anyone bought me anything other than that I'd beat them to death with it Edited December 20, 2011 by ajax_andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Challenge accepted! I lucked out. The Polish guy in the office (who looks like he doesn't sleep) got me a wallace & gromit mug filled with his wife's homemade polish gingerbread - all decorated with chocolate and nuts etc. Lovely stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11076 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 (edited) Did a secret santa for all the housemates, got him a helicopter flight round London for a reasonable price. Edited December 20, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idioteque 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Did a secret santa for all the housemates, got him a helicopter flight round London for a reasonable price. what did you get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11076 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Dunno yet, we're exchanging gifts tomorrow. But the lass who got it for me is ridiculously excited and given she was the one who corralled a group of my mates to club together and buy me a bike for my birthday, I don't doubt she's put a fair bit of thought into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Dunno yet, we're exchanging gifts tomorrow. But the lass who got it for me is ridiculously excited and given she was the one who corralled a group of my mates to club together and buy me a bike for my birthday, I don't doubt she's put a fair bit of thought into it. Not wanting to get your hopes up or anything but I think your present may be a blow job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11076 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 If you saw her you'd realise that you've just basically shot my hopes into the stratosphere. Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 If you saw her you'd realise that you've just basically shot my hopes into the stratosphere. Twat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 47074 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 What sort of bourgeois secret Santa is this? A fucking helicopter tour of London? Are you the cast of Friends or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21486 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Challenge accepted! I lucked out. The Polish guy in the office (who looks like he doesn't sleep) got me a wallace & gromit mug filled with his wife's homemade polish gingerbread - all decorated with chocolate and nuts etc. Lovely stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21486 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 What sort of bourgeois secret Santa is this? A fucking helicopter tour of London? Are you the cast of Friends or something? Ooooo get you today Gem!] Agreed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 21, 2011 Author Share Posted December 21, 2011 Or a jar for all that hot air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Got the woman who sits opposite me a "Sat Nag." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21486 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Or a jar for all that hot air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Is anyone else hoping Fish gets gift vouchers for Asda? not exactly in the festive spirit Ant. Give her one from us Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Don't tell her that though, it would be odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11076 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 What sort of bourgeois secret Santa is this? A fucking helicopter tour of London? Are you the cast of Friends or something? Wasn't that expensive tbh. Special deal through one of these voucher sites. But we are pretty bourgeois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 21486 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 We had our secret santa at lunch. So embarrassing tbh. The mouthy bitch was "Santa" after jumping to race somebody to get the presents. Everytime she gave someone a present she knocked on the table and said "Ooo Santa has dropped this off" She is 42 FFS! It was an embarrassment and all I wanted to do was get back to graft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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