Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Apparently the waters are very muddy and the Simpson "handball" is not cut and dried and definitely not a straight red card. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/rules_and_equipment/4524354.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I've scored some class goals with my shoulder like and other times been penalised for exactly the same thing. If you see someone doing keepy ups with their head and shoulders, (like Pele in Escape to Victory) that's not handball, but if you use your shoulder in the same way during a match it'll usually get given as a foul. It's a ball ache like as I can direct passes and all sorts with my shoulder, it's a mint addition to the repertoire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Check out Shoulders McGee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Check out Shoulders McGee. Comparing himself to Pele and all, the fucking neck on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 http://www.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article189476.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Steve+Myall+tries+out+latest+shoulder+pad+fashion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Check out Shoulders McGee. Starts doing the 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes' dance when he scores in homage to his versatility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Twats 1:03 onwards for instance.....not handball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46027 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 He's Maradona now. Fuck me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 1:49. Not handball and you can easy direct a pass that way. Lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Maradona's coke habit and Pele's soft cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20713 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 He's Maradona now. Fuck me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Maradona's coke habit and Pele's soft cock. That's a phrase I could have done with a few times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 He lost his arms and legs in a tragic blimp accident so he has now developed a technique that relies solely on his shoulders, a remarkable comeback really. He's shite mind, but there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) The journos' faces... Edited April 2, 2012 by Monroe Transfer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3965 Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 I heard Carroll's lass has painted a goal in the sitting room. She reckons if she stands there he won't be able to hit her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. Why don't you fuck off and support the progessive cunts then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9936 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. Based on what I've seen of them this season this is by far the worst Liverpool team I have seen in my lifetime. Wouldn't you agree ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TicTacWoe 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. I'd say to some extent he is. They're fucking shite and wasted millions. They've won a mickey mouse cup that anyone can win (Birmingham, Blackburn, Leicester etc etc). We have a genuine chance of playing in the Champions League next season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. Why don't you fuck off and support the progessive cunts then. Newcastle United's support rose massively when they behaved like a progressive club, like Liverpool, chum. The club we have today is down to that. Does the truth hurt ? Aren't you mature enough to admit it when it is obvious ? The sour grapes shown towards Liverpool, Carroll and Enrique in this thread is pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Absolutely pathetic from Leazes, given the amount of threads I have just seen with him as the last poster I assume he has rolled in from a day at the pub/s. You really are a bitter old man, seems your only enjoyment these days is having digs at anyone who dares to enjoy the football/results under Mike Ashley. As I said, pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Are you actively trying to get permanently banned now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummiemag1 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. I'd say to some extent he is. They're fucking shite and wasted millions. They've won a mickey mouse cup that anyone can win (Birmingham, Blackburn, Leicester etc etc). We have a genuine chance of playing in the Champions League next season. Mickey mouse cup? Fucking hell, I would love us to win that trophy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Andy Carroll must be really regretting this move, and what a load of money Liverpool have wasted last summer. I'd say to some extent he is. They're fucking shite and wasted millions. They've won a mickey mouse cup that anyone can win (Birmingham, Blackburn, Leicester etc etc). We have a genuine chance of playing in the Champions League next season. Mickey mouse cup? Fucking hell, I would love us to win that trophy so would everyone I would think. Proves the petty jealousy and sour grapes without a doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 (edited) Absolutely pathetic from Leazes, given the amount of threads I have just seen with him as the last poster I assume he has rolled in from a day at the pub/s. You really are a bitter old man, seems your only enjoyment these days is having digs at anyone who dares to enjoy the football/results under Mike Ashley. As I said, pathetic. Now then Jon, untrue accusations are frowned upon, Fish - and others - will bollock you for that. I haven't been to the pub today. You silly little boy. And - I don't care who the owner is when we are playing in europe, Champions League, reaching Cup Finals, keeping our best players and backing the manager [ahem]. I just think such heights will not continue for too long, or even reached in the first place. Anyway, what is wrong with going to the pub ? Do you prefer spending the afternoon in IKEA or something ? Edited April 14, 2012 by LeazesMag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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