Brock Manson 0 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Women in checkout queues. If they hold a single item with a simple price tag attached stating that it is 60p, They stand in front of you in the queue and then hand it over to the checkout lass and wait for the price to be announced. Then, and only then, do they start rummaging through their bag for their purse and then rummaging through their purse for the correct change. The blokes are all standing behind with the money in their hands ready to sail straight through like part of a production line. People who type lol all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Women in checkout queues. If they hold a single item with a simple price tag attached stating that it is 60p, They stand in front of you in the queue and then hand it over to the checkout lass and wait for the price to be announced. Then, and only then, do they start rummaging through their bag for their purse and then rummaging through their purse for the correct change. The blokes are all standing behind with the money in their hands ready to sail straight through like part of a production line. People who type lol all the time lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Chronicle sellers who shout "waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaig, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaig" it sounds fuck all like Chronicle you fools. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 Mugsense is tingling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted December 23, 2011 Share Posted December 23, 2011 English mugs who like American things and pretend they count, especially their sports. Almost exclusively cunts. I don't even care that i've just been called a cunt, nothing beats a Stevie mugrighting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fuckers who see a light is on red and so come to a virtual stanstill 60 or 70 feet in advance and then creep up to the red light ever so slowly!!!! Just fucking pull up to the stop line and stop you twat. There's all sorts of activities I can accomplish in those wasted 30 or 40 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 (edited) Fuckers who see a light is on red and so come to a virtual stanstill 60 or 70 feet in advance and then creep up to the red light ever so slowly!!!! Just fucking pull up to the stop line and stop you twat. There's all sorts of activities I can accomplish in those wasted 30 or 40 seconds. Like using your indicator? Do Taxi drivers know how to use them? Edited December 30, 2011 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6583 Posted December 30, 2011 Share Posted December 30, 2011 Fuckers who see a light is on red and so come to a virtual stanstill 60 or 70 feet in advance and then creep up to the red light ever so slowly!!!! Just fucking pull up to the stop line and stop you twat. There's all sorts of activities I can accomplish in those wasted 30 or 40 seconds. Like using your indicator? Do Taxi drivers know how to use them? :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) Drivers who rush to pull out in front of you (cutting you up in the process) and then while infront of you proceed to drive at 5-10 mph under the speed limit. Drivers who almost kill themselves (and you) to overtake you and then pull off at the next junction. Edited January 3, 2012 by Jan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People ending sentences with "so..." and starting them with "I mean..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People ending sentences with "so..." and starting them with "I mean..." How about this one: "She turned round and said" What physically? I then imagine a person spinning around while trying to have a conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 (edited) I usually poke fun at people who say that as well. My ex used to say that about every line of the conversation. There are probably a load of people that hate me for the fact I point out their speaking habits Edited January 3, 2012 by Ruler of Planet Houston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 English mugs who like American things and pretend they count, especially their sports. Almost exclusively cunts. Having recently attended a NBA game and an American football college bowl game and left both at half time I can only agree 100%. Never have I seen such long, drawn out events where fuck all happens most of the time with their breaks every other minute. Complete and utter shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Much rather watch NBA/NFL than a game of cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 I've never watched a game of cricket but I can imagine it being similarly shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. I quite like them myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. I quite like them myself. I'm amazed that took 40 minutes to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. I quite like them myself. I'm amazed that took 40 minutes to be honest. I'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. I quite like them myself. I'm amazed that took 40 minutes to be honest. I'm not. ... I forget why I like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 People who're contrary, just for the sake of it. I quite like them myself. I'm amazed that took 40 minutes to be honest. I'm not. ... I forget why I like you You don't. ...oh wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Look, I've come here for an argument! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 English mugs who like American things and pretend they count, especially their sports. Almost exclusively cunts. Having recently attended a NBA game and an American football college bowl game and left both at half time I can only agree 100%. Never have I seen such long, drawn out events where fuck all happens most of the time with their breaks every other minute. Complete and utter shite. You go to the Rose Bowl?! Don't even care that you only saw a half, i'm jealous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Not being able to maintain bladder control until half time at the match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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