catmag 337 Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 I'm as bad as anyone for sitting on the metro or whatever with my face in my phone, but I try not to do it in company. I can't stand going out for family dinners and having to constantly pose for photos and then having my phone going mental in my pocket as the meal is documented in real time on FB. I mean wtf, just eat your dinner! It's one of the reasons I've jacked FB in. I'm gonna tell her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Oh she knows. Properly took the huff when I said I was coming off FB too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 Oh she knows. Properly took the huff when I said I was coming off FB too. Ah, that's daft although she is a bit of a fan like. Never mind getting baby pictures out, when them two grow up there'll be a day-by-day record of their childhood readily available! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 + standing staring at your phone screen while filming 85% of it which will sound/look awful I never understand that at cycling events I goto. Watch the race its quick enough and you miss most of it because you're lookig at your twatting phone. Or Some bell ends with massive cameras thinking their proper photographers laying on the floor and getting shit stained for a below par photo. Bell ends. Just watch and enjoy the event and look at the pro's photos after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 TV Shows which take two seasons to get going. I have a wife, children and a life. Get to the fucking point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Two things I'll never understand. Talking all the way through a gig and going to a gig legless drunk. I had a canny sup at a concert once. It was a Whitney Houston concert at the arena which I got roped into as one of the Wife's unreliable friends completely and unexpectedly couldn't make it which left me going with the Missus and stumping up near a £100 for the privilege. Once I realised you were allowed drink in your seats I filled my boots. As I was in the middle of a row so I thought I'd take turns which way I went to the bar so not to sicken anyone and be a pest but the very first time I got up a Mrs Bouquet look-a-like and her hubby gave me such a dirty look I made a point of going past them every time as well as going past them to siphon the python. I also, by pure luck, managed to drop my bait as I went past her one time. It wasn't right, but it was okay, as the late Miss Houston might have said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I had a canny sup at a concert once. It was a Whitney Houston concert at the arena which I got roped into as one of the Wife's unreliable friends completely and unexpectedly couldn't make it which left me going with the Missus and stumping up near a £100 for the privilege. Once I realised you were allowed drink in your seats I filled my boots. As I was in the middle of a row so I thought I'd take turns which way I went to the bar so not to sicken anyone and be a pest but the very first time I got up a Mrs Bouquet look-a-like and her hubby gave me such a dirty look I made a point of going past them every time as well as going past them to siphon the python. I also, by pure luck, managed to drop my bait as I went past her one time. It wasn't right, but it was okay, as the late Miss Houston might have said. Just desserts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Middle class British males calling people "buddy". The NUFC hashtag The fuckers who do the weather forecasts for phone apps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Fuck you buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Fuck you buddy. #nufc FYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 I'm not your buddy, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21915 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 + standing staring at your phone screen while filming 85% of it which will sound/look awful This, I don't understand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Pal is the most passive aggressive word in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 16, 2015 Share Posted June 16, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Middle class British males calling people "buddy". The NUFC hashtag The fuckers who do the weather forecasts for phone apps. Don't think you hear many people calling others 'buddy' to be honest. 'Guys' on the other hand......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 So I'm clear, which synonyms are allowed? Buddy Chum Compadre Friend Fella Guy Mate, Marra N****r Pal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I mostly use homeboy or homes. What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 This brightened an already sunny day, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 I mostly use homeboy or homes. What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me, homes! I call my son esè Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Don't think you hear many people calling others 'buddy' to be honest. 'Guys' on the other hand......... "Is my car done yet buddy", middle class portly chap said to the car wash attendant as I drove past yesterday. This is what prompted my wrath!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 What did the Mexican say when his homework assignment fell on him? Get off me esè. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Pal is the most passive aggressive word in the world. That's the Scots for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 Those little bits of blood, gristle and bone they leave on chicken breasts. JUST CUT THE FUCKERS OFF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42417 Posted January 19, 2016 Share Posted January 19, 2016 JUST CUT THE FUCKERS OFF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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