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Twats who cause traffic jams in supermarket car parks by trying to find a space next to the door.

 

Park where the spaces are and walk you lazy bastards!!!!!!!!!

 

I tend to park as far away from the shop/other cars as possible, if only to minimise the risk of bumps and scratches from thick people who don't know how to park properly. Or drive properly at all. Definitely worth an extra minute's walk.

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People who get to adult age and can't spell

 

People who worship footballers who don't deserve it. Like adults who will go up to someone like Danny Simpson or James Perch awestruck. Regardless who you are, they're likely to be less intelligent than you, and they're not very good to start with. Whenever I speak to a famous person I speak to them like they're nothing special.

Iym in my forteys and it gets on my nervs wen I cum acros piyple of simelar age huw carnt spel, the frigan ritardes.
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People at petrol stations who look like they're putting a full tank of juice in while your sitting there for what seems like an eternity trapped behind them, only to get to the pump and find they've put a tenner in it.

The bastards must be slowly pressing it thinking they're getting more. Sometimes I get so mad, I piss myself and fart. :unsure2:

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Another pet hate is sat on a bus with a hard on, knowing your next stop is closing in and the race against time to think of the ugliest minger to get it down, so you don;t walk off the bus bent over like a smack head cold turkeying.

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Another pet hate is sat on a bus with a hard on, knowing your next stop is closing in and the race against time to think of the ugliest minger to get it down, so you don;t walk off the bus bent over like a smack head cold turkeying.

Your penis is your own pet hate?

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People who can see you having a conversation, yet start their own with you making you look at them and the person you're talking to like watching tennis. Many times I've put my hand up and said, 1 sec ,I'm talking man, yet the ignorant fucks carry on doing it. It winds me right up.

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One of my biggest pet hates is sitting at temporary road work traffic lights where the road works are only about 50 feet long with no cars coming in the opposite direction, yet you are sat there with cars behind you feeling like a right twat because your lights are on red.

 

I would normally just go through if I was on my own but with unmarked police cars being out and about, I'd pick the moment when one was behind me and get a nice on the spot fine.

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Another one is, my neighbour. They let their dog out every night at midnight and it barks like a demon, (not that I've actually heeard a demon bark like, maybe I'll put a topic up about that) and keeps us awake.

 

I fettled it mind, I stormed downstairs one night fuming, then came back up sniggering. Our lass said, "oh no, what have you done?" I said, "I've put the bastard in our garden, see how they like it." :thumbup:

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Waiting patiently at the bar to get served, being the first one....allowing the barmaid to replenish the fridge or change the barrel, then 2 or 3 more customers turn up and she starts pulling their pints and not mine. :no:

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The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to the table, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you live alone in a fucking bedsit and have no family or friends. :scratchhead:

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The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to the table, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you've put mayonnaise in it by mistake. :scratchhead:

 

CT'dYP

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Any chance of elaborating on that as I haven't a clue what you mean.

 

That (phonth.gifabreve.gift, phonth.gifschwa.gift)

pron. pl. those (phonth.gifomacr.gifz)

1.

a.
Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood:
What kind of soup is that?

b.
Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows:
The relics found were those of an earlier time.

c.
Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned:
After that, he became a recluse.

2.
Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one:
That is for sale; this is not.

3.
Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase:
He was fed up, and that to a great degree.

4.
The one, kind, or thing; something:
She followed the calling of that which she loved.

5.
those
Used to indicate an unspecified number of people:
those who refused to join.

6.
Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause:
the car that has the flat tire.

7.

a.
In, on, by, or with which:
each summer that the concerts are performed.

b.
According to what; insofar as:
He never knew her, that I know of.

adj. pl. those

1.
Being the one singled out, implied, or understood:
that place; those mountains.

2.
Being the one further removed or less obvious:
That route is shorter than this one.

adv.

1.
To such an extent or degree:
Is your problem that complicated?

2.
To a high degree; very:
didn't take what he said that seriously.

conj.

1.
Used to introduce a noun clause that is usually the subject or object of a verb or a predicate nominative:
"That contemporary American English is exuberantly vigorous is undeniable"
(William Arrowsmith).

2.
Used to introduce a subordinate clause stating a result, wish, purpose, reason, or cause:
She hoped that he would arrive on time. He was saddened that she felt so little for him.

3.

a.
Used to introduce an anticipated subordinate clause following the expletive
it
occurring as subject of the verb:
It is true that dental work is expensive.

b.
Used to introduce a subordinate clause modifying an adverb or adverbial exp
ression:
will go anywhere that they are welcome.

c.
Used to introduce a subordinate clause that is joined to an adjective or noun as a complement:
was sure that she was right; the belief that rates will rise soon.

4.
Used to introduce an elliptical exclamation of desire:
Oh, that I were rich!

Idioms:

at that

1.
In addition; besides:
lived in one room, and a small room at that.

2.
Regardless of what has been said or implied:
a long shot, but she just might win at that.

that is

To explain more clearly; in other words:
on the first floor, that is, the floor at street level.

[Middle English, from Old English thæt; see to- in Indo-European roots.]

Usage Note:
The standard rule requires that
that
should be used only to introduce a restrictive (or defining) relative clause, which identifies the entity being talked about; in this use it should never be preceded by a comma. Thus, in the sentence
The house that Jack built has been torn down,
the clause
that Jack built
is a restrictive clause identifying the specific house that was torn down. Similarly, in
I am looking for a book that is easy to read,
the restrictive clause
that is easy to read
tells what kind of book is desired. A related rule stipulates that
which
should be used with nonrestrictive (or nondefining) clauses, which give additional information about an entity that has already been identified in the context; in this use,
which
is always preceded by a comma. Thus, we say
The students in Chemistry 101 have been complaining about the textbook, which (not that) is hard to follow.
The clause
which is hard to follow
is nonrestrictive in that it does not indicate which text is being complained about; even if the clause were omitted, we would know that the phrase
the textbook
refers to the text in Chemistry 101. · Some grammarians extend the rule and insist that, just as
that
should be used only in restrictive clauses,
which
should be used only in nonrestrictive clauses. Thus, they suggest that we should avoid sentences such as
I need a book which will tell me all about city gardening,
where the restrictive clause
which will tell me all about city gardening
indicates which sort of book is needed. But this extension of the rule is far from universally accepted, and the use of
which
with restrictive clauses is common. Furthermore, since
that
cannot be used with clauses introduced by a preposition (whether or not restrictive),
which
is used with both clauses when such a clause is joined by
and
or
or
to another that does not begin with a preposition, as in
It is a philosophy in which the common man may find solace and which many have found reason to praise.
Such constructions are often considered cumbersome, however, and it may be best to recast the sentence completely to avoid the problem. ·
That
is often omitted in a relative clause when the subject of the clause is different from the word that the clause refers to. Thus, we may say either
the book that I was reading
or
the book I was reading.
In addition,
that
is commonly omitted before other kinds of subordinate clauses, as in
I think we should try again
where
that
would precede
we.
These constructions omitting
that
are entirely idiomatic, even in more formal contexts. See Usage Notes at
,
,
,
,
.
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The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving away, unlike the workshy proletariat, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to Shane's basement cell, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you've put mayonnaise in it by mistake. :scratchhead:

FCT'dYP

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