Christmas Tree 4669 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Twats who cause traffic jams in supermarket car parks by trying to find a space next to the door. Park where the spaces are and walk you lazy bastards!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15345 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Twats who cause traffic jams in supermarket car parks by trying to find a space next to the door. Park where the spaces are and walk you lazy bastards!!!!!!!!! I tend to park as far away from the shop/other cars as possible, if only to minimise the risk of bumps and scratches from thick people who don't know how to park properly. Or drive properly at all. Definitely worth an extra minute's walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 People who get to adult age and can't spell People who worship footballers who don't deserve it. Like adults who will go up to someone like Danny Simpson or James Perch awestruck. Regardless who you are, they're likely to be less intelligent than you, and they're not very good to start with. Whenever I speak to a famous person I speak to them like they're nothing special. Iym in my forteys and it gets on my nervs wen I cum acros piyple of simelar age huw carnt spel, the frigan ritardes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 People at petrol stations who look like they're putting a full tank of juice in while your sitting there for what seems like an eternity trapped behind them, only to get to the pump and find they've put a tenner in it. The bastards must be slowly pressing it thinking they're getting more. Sometimes I get so mad, I piss myself and fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Another pet hate is sat on a bus with a hard on, knowing your next stop is closing in and the race against time to think of the ugliest minger to get it down, so you don;t walk off the bus bent over like a smack head cold turkeying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Another pet hate is sat on a bus with a hard on, knowing your next stop is closing in and the race against time to think of the ugliest minger to get it down, so you don;t walk off the bus bent over like a smack head cold turkeying. Your penis is your own pet hate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 People who can see you having a conversation, yet start their own with you making you look at them and the person you're talking to like watching tennis. Many times I've put my hand up and said, 1 sec ,I'm talking man, yet the ignorant fucks carry on doing it. It winds me right up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Your penis is your own pet hate? Same as your vagina is yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 It just tingles when I see you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 It just tingles when I see you That'll just be a bit of fanny rash, don;t panic over that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The bus today was stuck for ages behind a slow cyclist when there was a cycle path parallel to the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 I can't stand people who stand wobbling on a skyscraper to skyscraper cable as you are trying to get past them on your unicycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 One of my biggest pet hates is sitting at temporary road work traffic lights where the road works are only about 50 feet long with no cars coming in the opposite direction, yet you are sat there with cars behind you feeling like a right twat because your lights are on red. I would normally just go through if I was on my own but with unmarked police cars being out and about, I'd pick the moment when one was behind me and get a nice on the spot fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Another one is waiting for our lass to go to the shops, then just as you start to put her dress on, she suddenly comes back. It's right embarrassing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Another one is, my neighbour. They let their dog out every night at midnight and it barks like a demon, (not that I've actually heeard a demon bark like, maybe I'll put a topic up about that) and keeps us awake. I fettled it mind, I stormed downstairs one night fuming, then came back up sniggering. Our lass said, "oh no, what have you done?" I said, "I've put the bastard in our garden, see how they like it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Another one is, people letting their dogs shit just outside your gate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Waiting patiently at the bar to get served, being the first one....allowing the barmaid to replenish the fridge or change the barrel, then 2 or 3 more customers turn up and she starts pulling their pints and not mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to the table, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you live alone in a fucking bedsit and have no family or friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15345 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to the table, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you've put mayonnaise in it by mistake. CT'dYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 what does CT'dYP mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15345 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 what does CT'dYP mean. It's a local variant on FYP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 It's a local variant on FYP. Any chance of elaborating on that as I haven't a clue what you mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Any chance of elaborating on that as I haven't a clue what you mean. That (t, t) pron. pl. those (z) 1. a. Used to refer to the one designated, implied, mentioned, or understood: What kind of soup is that? b. Used to refer to the one, thing, or type specified as follows: The relics found were those of an earlier time. c. Used to refer to the event, action, or time just mentioned: After that, he became a recluse. 2. Used to indicate the farther or less immediate one: That is for sale; this is not. 3. Used to emphasize the idea of a previously expressed word or phrase: He was fed up, and that to a great degree. 4. The one, kind, or thing; something: She followed the calling of that which she loved. 5. those Used to indicate an unspecified number of people: those who refused to join. 6. Used as a relative pronoun to introduce a clause, especially a restrictive clause: the car that has the flat tire. 7. a. In, on, by, or with which: each summer that the concerts are performed. b. According to what; insofar as: He never knew her, that I know of. adj. pl. those 1. Being the one singled out, implied, or understood: that place; those mountains. 2. Being the one further removed or less obvious: That route is shorter than this one. adv. 1. To such an extent or degree: Is your problem that complicated? 2. To a high degree; very: didn't take what he said that seriously. conj. 1. Used to introduce a noun clause that is usually the subject or object of a verb or a predicate nominative: "That contemporary American English is exuberantly vigorous is undeniable" (William Arrowsmith). 2. Used to introduce a subordinate clause stating a result, wish, purpose, reason, or cause: She hoped that he would arrive on time. He was saddened that she felt so little for him. 3. a. Used to introduce an anticipated subordinate clause following the expletive it occurring as subject of the verb: It is true that dental work is expensive. b. Used to introduce a subordinate clause modifying an adverb or adverbial expression: will go anywhere that they are welcome. c. Used to introduce a subordinate clause that is joined to an adjective or noun as a complement: was sure that she was right; the belief that rates will rise soon. 4. Used to introduce an elliptical exclamation of desire: Oh, that I were rich! Idioms: at that 1. In addition; besides: lived in one room, and a small room at that. 2. Regardless of what has been said or implied: a long shot, but she just might win at that. that is To explain more clearly; in other words: on the first floor, that is, the floor at street level. [Middle English, from Old English thæt; see to- in Indo-European roots.] Usage Note: The standard rule requires that that should be used only to introduce a restrictive (or defining) relative clause, which identifies the entity being talked about; in this use it should never be preceded by a comma. Thus, in the sentence The house that Jack built has been torn down, the clause that Jack built is a restrictive clause identifying the specific house that was torn down. Similarly, in I am looking for a book that is easy to read, the restrictive clause that is easy to read tells what kind of book is desired. A related rule stipulates that which should be used with nonrestrictive (or nondefining) clauses, which give additional information about an entity that has already been identified in the context; in this use, which is always preceded by a comma. Thus, we say The students in Chemistry 101 have been complaining about the textbook, which (not that) is hard to follow. The clause which is hard to follow is nonrestrictive in that it does not indicate which text is being complained about; even if the clause were omitted, we would know that the phrase the textbook refers to the text in Chemistry 101. · Some grammarians extend the rule and insist that, just as that should be used only in restrictive clauses, which should be used only in nonrestrictive clauses. Thus, they suggest that we should avoid sentences such as I need a book which will tell me all about city gardening, where the restrictive clause which will tell me all about city gardening indicates which sort of book is needed. But this extension of the rule is far from universally accepted, and the use ofwhich with restrictive clauses is common. Furthermore, since that cannot be used with clauses introduced by a preposition (whether or not restrictive), which is used with both clauses when such a clause is joined by and or or to another that does not begin with a preposition, as in It is a philosophy in which the common man may find solace and which many have found reason to praise. Such constructions are often considered cumbersome, however, and it may be best to recast the sentence completely to avoid the problem. · That is often omitted in a relative clause when the subject of the clause is different from the word that the clause refers to. Thus, we may say either the book that I was reading or the book I was reading. In addition, that is commonly omitted before other kinds of subordinate clauses, as in I think we should try again where that would precede we. These constructions omitting that are entirely idiomatic, even in more formal contexts. See Usage Notes at doubt, this, whatever, which, who. 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wolfy 12 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 Basically I'm wasting my fucking time on here aren't I. hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted September 22, 2012 Share Posted September 22, 2012 The most annoying pet hate for me is slaving away, unlike the workshy proletariat, making a nice big pan of stew and dumplings, preparing all the meat and veg and lovingly cutting it all up and blending them together with the nicely diced carefully fat removed meat, then buttering a big plate of bread, putting it all in bowls when it's done, then bringing it to Shane's basement cell, looking like an expert with a tea towel over your shoulder, to find out you've put mayonnaise in it by mistake. FCT'dYP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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