Christmas Tree 4484 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Toast crumbs in the margerine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Agree there CT. I'm always having a.go at her for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My next door neighbours dog shitting in my garden.....as my nextdoor neighbour is to f**king lazy to fix his broken fence. I Wish a shower or shit would fall on him and coat him in the brown stuff forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 People who get to adult age and can't spell People who worship footballers who don't deserve it. Like adults who will go up to someone like Danny Simpson or James Perch awestruck. Regardless who you are, they're likely to be less intelligent than you, and they're not very good to start with. Whenever I speak to a famous person I speak to them like they're nothing special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29594 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My next door neighbours dog shitting in my garden.....as my nextdoor neighbour is to f**king lazy to fix his broken fence. I Wish a shower or shit would fall on him and coat him in the brown stuff forever. Get a plastic bag and clean it up, woman. Then go next door and deposit it through your neighbour's letter box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan 0 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 My next door neighbours dog shitting in my garden.....as my nextdoor neighbour is to f**king lazy to fix his broken fence. I Wish a shower or shit would fall on him and coat him in the brown stuff forever. Get a plastic bag and clean it up, woman. Then go next door and deposit it through your neighbour's letter box. I have been flinging it over the fence in plastic bags........he does my head in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6328 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Moaners at the match - I used to sit next to some twat in the East Stand for years who used to have the most irrational moans. Never used to hear him when we were playing well or scored a goal. No idea what enjoyment he got out of it. People who boo our own players. They aren't 'supporters'. Tracksuit bottoms in town centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The fact that any post on here over 2 paragraphs automatically gets a 'good post that' reply, even if it was shite You manage to avoid that pitfall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Little mugs. By that I mean teenagers who are mouthy cheeky little cunts who think they've seen the world and done everything there is to do. Have a word with yourselves, you're little mugs in Berghaus coats and stripey jumpers nothing more nothing less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 It narks me to see Japanese and Chinese tourists wearing dust masks. If you think the air is going to kill you, why the f*ck are you here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Women who go out and about their everyday business in pyjamas and slippers like it's perfectly acceptable. Get dressed you fucking lazy hooer, Sainsburys is not an extension of your rat infested bedsit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42976 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 It narks me to see Japanese and Chinese tourists wearing dust masks. If you think the air is going to kill you, why the f*ck are you here! They wear them when they're sick, so as not to get other people sick, is my understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 It narks me to see Japanese and Chinese tourists wearing dust masks. If you think the air is going to kill you, why the f*ck are you here! They wear them when they're sick, so as not to get other people sick, is my understanding. donardstott, why you so intorerant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42976 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 He's a regular little Luis Suarez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donaldstott 0 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 My other pet hate is selfless people, always putting other people first!! F*cking do-gooders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Chuck Norris jokes. I don't know who the bloke is, but it's an admittance you're a wank if you tell one of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I used to do Chuck Norris jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41422 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6864 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 You don't know who chuck norris is? fucking hell i thought you were a wee bit older than me, like saying ye never seen the a-team! (dont like the jokes either mind, but still know who he is) Course he does man. He makes out he's impervious to all popular culture/american sports etc. Yet the fucker is never off the internet/twitter/radio Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 I feel a mugrighting coming on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41422 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 J69 would make a fitting arch nemesis for Mugrighter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 You don't know who chuck norris is? fucking hell i thought you were a wee bit older than me, like saying ye never seen the a-team! (dont like the jokes either mind, but still know who he is) Course he does man. He makes out he's impervious to all popular culture/american sports etc. Yet the fucker is never off the internet/twitter/radio Oh shut up you fanny. I genuinely didn't know who he was, what he looked like, or what films he's been in. I have NO INTEREST in America and I never will have. America is a country for mugs like you, they don't like football, they're all fat cunts, and they're robotic. No offence any browsing yanks, but it's what I think. I don't understand how going on twitter would mean I'm absorbed to yank stuff. Could you explain that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 English mugs who like American things and pretend they count, especially their sports. Almost exclusively cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@yourservice 67 Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 (edited) You don't know who chuck norris is? fucking hell i thought you were a wee bit older than me, like saying ye never seen the a-team! (dont like the jokes either mind, but still know who he is) Course he does man. He makes out he's impervious to all popular culture/american sports etc. Yet the fucker is never off the internet/twitter/radio Oh shut up you fanny. I genuinely didn't know who he was, what he looked like, or what films he's been in. I have NO INTEREST in America and I never will have. America is a country for mugs like you, they don't like football, they're all fat cunts, and they're robotic. No offence any browsing yanks, but it's what I think. I don't understand how going on twitter would mean I'm absorbed to yank stuff. Could you explain that? Edited December 22, 2011 by @yourservice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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