manc-mag 1 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 People who board their flights last minute and start moaning all the overhead storage room has been taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ewerk 30602 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 People who take suitcases on to planes and pass them off as hand luggage. And then take up all the room in the overhead storage units. Then the checkin staff have the nerve to ask to see the size of my little rucksack which I use as hand luggage. I normally travel with an average sized back pack with my laptop in it. Several times I've put it in the overhead compartment and taken my seat only to have a trolley dolly come over and ask who owns it, then tell me that I need to put it under the seat in front of me because they need the room for someone with a suitcase. They're always politely told to fuck off, I'm not reducing the space available to me because some wanker is too tight to pay for check-in luggage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetleftpeg 0 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I flew to Morocco and literally had no where to put my small rucksack as they overhead lockers were jammed with huge bags. In the end I had to sit with it between my legs. Speaking of which, the same flight I was stuck next to the worst travel companions I've ever had..a large Italian family. What a fucking racket. I know you see the stereotypes, but they really can't have a conversation with each other without shouting or flinging their arms around. They weren't even having an argument or owt either. Crazy bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10857 Posted November 29, 2011 Share Posted November 29, 2011 People who take suitcases on to planes and pass them off as hand luggage. And then take up all the room in the overhead storage units. Then the checkin staff have the nerve to ask to see the size of my little rucksack which I use as hand luggage. fnaar fnaar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 People who don't appreciate the God that is Tom Jones and moan about him being on my Taxi Christmas CD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 (edited) I flew to Morocco and literally had no where to put my small rucksack as they overhead lockers were jammed with huge bags. In the end I had to sit with it between my legs. Speaking of which, the same flight I was stuck next to the worst travel companions I've ever had..a large Italian family. What a fucking racket. I know you see the stereotypes, but they really can't have a conversation with each other without shouting or flinging their arms around. They weren't even having an argument or owt either. Crazy bastards. Imagine the passion of a busty italian woman though. First a heated arguement, then angry sex. Edited December 19, 2011 by Lake Bells tits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The last piece of Balti Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44864 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I've got a slow leak through my kitchen ceiling because there's evidently a leak under the bath. Whichever fucking imbecile installed the bathroom years ago decided it would be a good idea to tile the bath into place on all sides and across the front panel, which means I'm going to have to smash the front off it for the plumber to get under it and have a look. I hate anything going wrong in the house, it just upsets my karma Did you smash it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 I've got a slow leak through my kitchen ceiling because there's evidently a leak under the bath. Whichever fucking imbecile installed the bathroom years ago decided it would be a good idea to tile the bath into place on all sides and across the front panel, which means I'm going to have to smash the front off it for the plumber to get under it and have a look. I hate anything going wrong in the house, it just upsets my karma Did you smash it? We smashed the tiles off at the tap end and luckily there was a removable hatch. It's fixed now but it's a mess. Half the floor tiles are up and I might use it an excuse to get a whole new bathroom in the new year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42428 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The last piece of Balti Pie Before or after digestion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The fact that any post on here over 2 paragraphs automatically gets a 'good post that' reply, even if it was shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Aye Tecato being the prime offender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The fact that any post on here over 2 paragraphs automatically gets a 'good post that' reply, even if it was shite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44864 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 The fact that any post on here over 2 paragraphs automatically gets a 'good post that' reply, even if it was shite That's not a fact though really, is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I also hate the never ending contrary ness of every fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Contrariness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Few NHS patients might find their saline drips tampered with tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Our lass's snoring!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The fact that I really want to want to shag Victoria Coren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The fact that any post on here over 2 paragraphs automatically gets a 'good post that' reply, even if it was shite That's not a fact though really, is it. Especially if you ever read NickLeesonPoland or whatever the cunt was called. His posts. Oh dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 20 Sly people above everything else. Sly people are cunts, I know for a fact there are sly people here, I don't think too many, but sly people in life should all fuck off and get run over off the 39 on Blackett Street as far as I'm concerned. I haven't got it in me to be sly, and don't get me wrong it's not a class thing, I've known upper class people who are sly, and aaaaaaaabsolute common as fuck people of both sexes who are the same. Why be sly? It's basically admittance than you're a fuckin arsehole in life with no courage, you don't like something say it! Don't be a coward by avoiding saying it to peoples faces. The downside to this is you might end up with metal plates in your cheekbone for life like me. Mugs Mackems - could write a book why and it's not pure bigotry People from Yorkshire/Lancashire - greedy stiff upper lip bamps (although Manchester people are less so) Southerners who look down their nose at the rest of the country when the majority of them are merely surviving Scottish people who still think it's 1290 and William Wallace, believe me they exist, sort it out you smelly drunken tramps How the history of England is always painted badly, when people from the other sides were just as doilmatic* (new word) People who make new words up Anyone vaguely politically correct Mugs who look down their nose at people less fortunate than them through no fault of their own Anyone who watches X Factor, apart from wor lass. Sorry any lad who watches X Factor. Mugs the lot of you I know he's not on telly no more, but Bob Johnson was surely Britain's most irritating weatherman and he was wors The fact trains advertise £20 return tickets to London and the cheapest I've seen in the last 4 years was £70 English people who wish they weren't English. Fuck off then Wayne Mardle Fat women who wear clothes which would look tight on Gwyneth Paltrow People often as old as me with toon shirts on and things like SUCK IT 69 on the back Anyone who has anything positive to say about Mike Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 20 Sly people above everything else. Sly people are cunts, I know for a fact there are sly people here, I don't think too many, but sly people in life should all fuck off and get run over off the 39 on Blackett Street as far as I'm concerned. I haven't got it in me to be sly, and don't get me wrong it's not a class thing, I've known upper class people who are sly, and aaaaaaaabsolute common as fuck people of both sexes who are the same. Why be sly? It's basically admittance than you're a fuckin arsehole in life with no courage, you don't like something say it! Don't be a coward by avoiding saying it to peoples faces. The downside to this is you might end up with metal plates in your cheekbone for life like me. Mugs Mackems - could write a book why and it's not pure bigotry People from Yorkshire/Lancashire - greedy stiff upper lip bamps (although Manchester people are less so) Southerners who look down their nose at the rest of the country when the majority of them are merely surviving Scottish people who still think it's 1290 and William Wallace, believe me they exist, sort it out you smelly drunken tramps How the history of England is always painted badly, when people from the other sides were just as doilmatic* (new word) People who make new words up Anyone vaguely politically correct Mugs who look down their nose at people less fortunate than them through no fault of their own Anyone who watches X Factor, apart from wor lass. Sorry any lad who watches X Factor. Mugs the lot of you I know he's not on telly no more, but Bob Johnson was surely Britain's most irritating weatherman and he was wors The fact trains advertise £20 return tickets to London and the cheapest I've seen in the last 4 years was £70 English people who wish they weren't English. Fuck off then Wayne Mardle Fat women who wear clothes which would look tight on Gwyneth Paltrow People often as old as me with toon shirts on and things like SUCK IT 69 on the back Anyone who has anything positive to say about Mike Ashley good post that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30602 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 People who get worked up too easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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