Happy Face 29 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 The Hollywood Epic Or blockbogbuster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 14, 2011 Author Share Posted October 14, 2011 Nee wonder they call Villa fans vile. I can't think of anything scruffier. I'm canny bad for things like that like, when I go for a piss in a pub they bog will be packed and am the only cunt washing my hands, then people touch doors and its gans on your hands urrghh it's one way that you can knock points off my professional geordieness. You don't wash your hands in Houghton and Sunderland South and they elect you MP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I'm amazed no one has cracked any puns yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41418 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I'm amazed no one has cracked any bowls yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Definite cause for one of these to eliminate the whole debate I reckon. So basically its a shower head suspended half way up a bog? Wont you just crap on it? thereby delivering a pile of molten shite straight back up and over your cheeks when you turn it on? counterproductive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Definite cause for one of these to eliminate the whole debate I reckon. So basically its a shower head suspended half way up a bog? Wont you just crap on it? thereby delivering a pile of molten shite straight back up and over your cheeks when you turn it on? counterproductive I guess (hope) that pipe comes out of the toilet when required and slides itself back in during the 'event'. I'm the team sitter btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruler of Planet Houston 1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 There are other important factors to be thrown into this debate, such as whether or not the under-scrotal plebs are kept trim. If they are 4 inches long, it doesn't matter how you wipe...you'll still have shitty plebs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 You boys who stand up to wipe and wipe back to front are filthy scruffs and deviants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I do all my wiping in the seated position and can relate to the cornering car phenomena Like most folk I have no issues with this routine at home but when making my mark on foreign territory problems can occur , and consequently overcome . In this instance I'm talking about the kermit at work . The dilema being the solid-walled cubicle is constructed to a width that is easily two-thirds the width of the norm . It's an overtly narrow provision . Add in a troublesomely radiator positioned in such a way it forces one knee inwards and it's not the most ergonomic of thrones. When seeking to expose alternate areas for cleaning (and being 6'2" and of stocky build) the room for manouvre just isn't there . There's times I've nearly snagged my wrist between rim and buttock . It's a proper Harry Houdini situation . Think wiping while wearing giant inflatable armbands . Or taking a dump in the Deathstar's fuckin Garbage Compactor . At a previous place of employ, the bolts securing the whole lid/seat mechanism were loose, and with it being a work bog, understandably nobody was prepared to get too close to carry out the maintenence I so craved . Again, no major misfortune to report there either other than when 'cornering' the seat would sometimes slip resulting in the unwelcome uneasy shock of the change in level of the displaced seat . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13625 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 I get wor lass to lick me clean and vice versa. If she's not in, get the dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Who sorts the dog out though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13625 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 That's between me and the cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 KSA probably licks the pussy clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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