Bonamental 0 Posted October 9, 2011 Share Posted October 9, 2011 It's my sister in laws birthday party coming up in 2 weeks, and we have to go in fancy dress and the theme is food. WTF, basically. I'm looking for a cheap and easy option if anyone has any good (or just entertaining) ideas? Also, she's a bit awkward to buy presents for, only real hobby seems to be sorta scrap booking type stuff, but there's only so many times I can buy colourful card and weird shaped scissors and other crap like that. Apparently though, she quite likes horror films, so I was thinking I could get her a couple of dvds. Problem is, I know fuck all about horror, so was hoping for a few suggestions. Apparently thinks things like final destination are shite. Was kinda hoping to get her some proper classic types, but beyond like The Shining I am pretty much stuck. Help appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41417 Posted October 10, 2011 Share Posted October 10, 2011 Wear these, … and go as Patrik Berger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 Get naked and cover yourself in marmalade. If you don't get arrested for indecent exposure walking to the house, you'll be a jammy dodger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted October 11, 2011 Author Share Posted October 11, 2011 Quality. Had thought about Bananaman, but my brother was going to do that. Apparently he's got something else now, so think will go for that. Any idea for good/classic horror dvds though? Apparently she wasn't all that impressed with The Shining or The Exorcist, so that leaves me bang out of ideas for that sorta thing. If she's not careful its going to be a bloody voucher for H&M or some shite like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7065 Posted October 11, 2011 Share Posted October 11, 2011 the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted October 13, 2011 Share Posted October 13, 2011 Give her porn and if she doesn't like it tell her to go fuck herself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 If the theme is food and your requirement is cheap, turn up naked with your cock in a maris piper. Say you've come as a dictator. If you've got a few pence more to spend, upgrade to a turnip and say you've come as a famous highwayman from days of yore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Glue an iPod to your member and go as a cox apple? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 He clearly said he needed it to be cheap, Brock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted October 14, 2011 Share Posted October 14, 2011 Ok fine. Tape a leek to your john thomas then drink 4 pints of water before going to the party and go as a cock a leekie soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted October 15, 2011 Author Share Posted October 15, 2011 Gone with Bananaman in the end. Every single idea I've had for a present has been shot down by my brother (she can be ridiculously fussy really) so she is getting vouchers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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