Steve Jobs

[Billy Castell 0]

I'd laugh if a headline writer cocked up on the headline 'Apple suffers bitter Jobs blow', and the first edition of the paper had an ever so slightly different word order. Sadly, that has never happened.

[Park Life 71]

He'll never die. His mug will be on apple pages and coffee cups for a 100 years and there is Steve Jobs ipad in the works apparently. It's a piece of chalk and a slate, the limited edition comes with a torch so you can use it at night.

Edited October 11, 2011 by Park Life

[sniffer 0]

He'll never die. His mug will be on apple pages and coffee cups for a 100 years and there is Steve Jobs ipad in the works apparently. It's a piece of chalk and a slate, the limited edition comes with a torch so you can use it at night.

 

Sounds like you have a bit of a chip on your shoulder there, Parky.

[Park Life 71]

He'll never die. His mug will be on apple pages and coffee cups for a 100 years and there is Steve Jobs ipad in the works apparently. It's a piece of chalk and a slate, the limited edition comes with a torch so you can use it at night.

 

Sounds like you have a bit of a chip on your shoulder there, Parky.

 

ichip shirley?

[Kitman 2204]

He'll never die. His mug will be on apple pages and coffee cups for a 100 years and there is Steve Jobs ipad in the works apparently. It's a piece of chalk and a slate, the limited edition comes with a torch so you can use it at night.

 

[Happy Face 29]

[Happy Face 29]

BOSTON—Calling the death a “tragic loss” and saying he was “truly devastated by the news,” self-described Apple product loyalist Eric Cavanaugh is treating the passing of the company’s former CEO Steve Jobs as if his fucking dad just died, sources confirmed Thursday. “I can’t believe it,” said Cavanaugh, 28, wearing a saddened expression that would make you think he was mourning the loss of his 61-year-old father, Jack, and not a complete goddamn stranger. “He meant a lot to me, and I’ll miss him. I think I might send an e-mail to rememberingsteve@apple.com [instead of contacting the man he hasn’t talked to in a month who helped him with his homework, paid his college tuition, and has supported him throughout his entire life, loving him unconditionally despite his myriad fuckups].” At press time, Cavanaugh reportedly needs to get his fucking priorities straight.

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-user-acting-like-his-dad-just-died,26270/

[Barney 0]

[Happy Face 29]

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