Gemmill 44935 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 On principle, I would not wank over a lass that fancies Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I'm just hoping Meenz has logged in, seen the pop-up window and thought: ooo, a pm from Dave! What's this....uuuuuAAAAAAARGH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Dave has gone to ground again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Haway then big shite, hoy them my way. Need a quality wank if for nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Dave has gone to ground again. Tucking his guppy between his legs so he can hastily doctor these 'minge' pics to send to Meenz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Photos received, with thanks. Positives include: 1. a nice selection of underwear 2. hands down knickers 3. slender Negatives: 1. mans hands? (large) 2. 2 pairs of feet in the last shot (query: taken by family member)? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Oh hi Dve Ive been thinking of you. I bort you a snorkel from JJB so you can bury your face in my asshole xx txt bak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 One of life's most confusing moments is seeing a really pretty face and then realising its attached to a massive minging body. If there is a PM going round, i'll have a look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 One of life's most confusing moments is seeing a really pretty face and then realising its attached to a massive minging body. If there is a PM going round, i'll have a look at it. What about women who are really attractive from behind, but then they turn around and ARHGHGHGHG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 One of life's most confusing moments is seeing a really pretty face and then realising its attached to a massive minging body. If there is a PM going round, i'll have a look at it. No PM's. I'm fielding all this by mobile telephone currently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 No PMs. Can't upload from work. Manc has text. Slippers, not feet. The rest is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3357 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? what is it with me and girls with nee tits?... I don't like risotto with them? Lass you met is another fucking basket case btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3357 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Birds with nae tits have a higher genetic pre-disposition to taking it in the shitbox. Its all to do with baboons, breasts and primate attraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3357 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. Oh and a posh accent that would make you thing of the queen with every stroke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3357 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. I know but don't ruin a good story Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. I know but don't ruin a good story Dave in my indignation I sent Manc a picture of the bird I actually went to Sydney to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. I know but don't ruin a good story Dave in my indignation I sent Manc a picture of the bird I actually went to Sydney to see. It hasn't opened yet on my mobile phone. I'm struggling to text Chez in France as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3357 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. I know but don't ruin a good story Dave in my indignation I sent Manc a picture of the bird I actually went to Sydney to see. Where's my copy cunt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Seriously Dave, what is it with you and girls with nee tits??? Explains his obsession with Catmag anyway Seriously, you should of seen the girl he flew halfway around the world to see in Sydney, cracking face but not enough for a fry up. No man, you knacker. I didn't come to see her, I came to see 2 different birds. One in Sydney, one in Perth. I was just crashing at hers. I know but don't ruin a good story Dave in my indignation I sent Manc a picture of the bird I actually went to Sydney to see. It hasn't opened yet on my mobile phone. I'm struggling to text Chez in France as well. Just come through. :lol: fucking LOL at your mush on the Sydney pic. What's with the dyed black hair too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 You ran out of data? My forwarded pictures, Chez's ambient music, spankwire. That's a luxury wank right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 The Sydney lass is class btw. Did you see active service? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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