ajax_andy 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 So, Last night (or rather, early on this morning around 02:00), the lass started sending me flirty messages, then a couple of pictures... then a couple of texts asking why I wasn’t replying, then an angry message telling me I was taking the piss. I was already asleep by 01:00! Um, why do I attract the mentals? I know you don't care that much, but I had to get it down in print in case she comes round my house, kills me and struts round south London wearing my skin as a swimsuit. What kinds of pics? her holding up your dead dog, or her with her bangers out? Either way we'd all like to see them She's depressingly light of the front front. Meenzer should have them by now. So i take it form that response she sent you a pic of a couple of fired eggs then? Very disappointing, she should have at least sent a pic of her kebab to make up for the lack of boobage! Nope, she's very sensitive about her lack of chebbers. No tit-shots, just belly and below. Meenz, you got them or not? haha belly and below? Just how far below exactly? I hope Meezer aint just gonna post a load of pics of her feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why are you sending these to Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13882 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Some sexy calf pics would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why are you sending these to Meenzer? The second part of that question being: and why the fuck aren't you sending them to manc-mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why are you sending these to Meenzer? Probably because his dad's lost his phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I love the fact that she sent a couple of flirty texts, got nowt back, and immediately moved to Defcon Minge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why do you think I'm sending them to Meenzer? he's one of the few on here I trust not to post em up. And the reason I'm not sending them to M'Mag is I didn't see him online at the time. If "He of the Sequined codpiece" is going to take all day to reply, I'll bang em over to Manc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why do you think I'm sending them to Meenzer? he's one of the few on here I trust not to post em up. And the reason I'm not sending them to M'Mag is I didn't see him online at the time. If "He of the Sequined codpiece" is going to take all day to reply, I'll bang em over to Manc Make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Dave... that's not her minge, that's her armpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Some sexy calf pics would be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angrysteve 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Some sexy calf pics would be nice. You dirty twat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Dave... that's not her minge, that's her armpit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Just read the opening post. Basically Fish was doing the vulture move waiting for some vagina on the rebound, but then he noticed she's completely mental and doesn't want to get involved in case she goes fully crackers and tops herself or something. Knowing your history, I would say the easiest way out of it is to claim homosexuality and cite the time you went on holiday with that lad and were giving mutual backrubs with the lotion. "It's all been a big charade, the whole straight thing." "Ohhhh it all makes sense now, yes I can see it now ohhh get you" She'll buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44931 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I forgot all about lotiongate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Just read the opening post. Basically Fish was doing the vulture move waiting for some vagina on the rebound, but then he noticed she's completely mental and doesn't want to get involved in case she goes fully crackers and tops herself or something. Knowing your history, I would say the easiest way out of it is to claim homosexuality and cite the time you went on holiday with that lad and were giving mutual backrubs with the lotion. "It's all been a big charade, the whole straight thing." "Ohhhh it all makes sense now, yes I can see it now ohhh get you" She'll buy it. Just realised I have form for this I don't think I can pull off gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 If that doesn't convince her, you can elaborate. "Think about it, I'm always watching soccer, but I've never kicked a ball in my life: I just watch to see the boys in their nice tight shorts with their supple thighs ohhhhhhh. OHhhhhh excuse me. URGHHHHHH." If you fully go for it she'll think you're a mental gay and that should put her off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10858 Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 Sammy check your pms you massive twaaty bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 I've claimed to be gay a few times. This chick with a cleft palate had the hots for me. I claimed to be gay and married. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Howay Fish, if you're pm'ing everyone, send one my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Passing some dodgy pics of her around will do her self-confidence the world of good. Or the thought of it might send her over the edge. Either way let me know you're finished Brock and send them my way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 You can send them to me in full confidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13882 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Howay, send one to me, I'm on me vinegars here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42459 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Ahem!! PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Why do you think I'm sending them to Meenzer? he's one of the few on here I trust not to post em up. And the reason I'm not sending them to M'Mag is I didn't see him online at the time. If "He of the Sequined codpiece" is going to take all day to reply, I'll bang em over to Manc Ok hold on a minute just to make sure I have got this right... You have naughty pics sent to you, you tell everyone on here you have them, you then say you've sent them to Meenzer, then say you did so because he wont post them? If you're only PM'ing them then feel free to send them my way, I wont post them on here but may have a crafty wank if the materials any good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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