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Anyone fisted a girl before? I tried with my old gf but could never get more than 4 fingers up her pony mule.

You're the type of kid who puts three fingers up your arse even when you're having a wank yee like. Total wrongun.

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Anyone fisted a girl before? I tried with my old gf but could never get more than 4 fingers up her pony mule.

You're the type of kid who puts three fingers up your arse even when you're having a wank yee like. Total wrongun.

 

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I believe thats called "abseiling"

 

Urban Dictionary:

 

The male act of masturbating your pork sword whilst slyly fingering your own bum hole. Its has an uncanny resemblance to the mountaineering activity of abseiling.

 

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It's not the things that you do in life that you regret, it's the things you don't do...

 

... though personally I couldn't be bothered with more than one woman bothering me and expect my cash to be spent on her.

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If Mags was the 40 something yank lass, who supported the toon cos she had a crush on some mackem teacher from Durham years ago in America, who happened to support us, then aye she was a mug.

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