ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. aformenshioned? You been on the weed and guinness already lol! it's aforementioned btw Isn't that the Dutch spelling? I'll ask me Mrs (she's Dutch) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. If there was something going on with the croatian, I'd be getting this italian nailed, just for my own piece of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. If there was something going on with the croatian, I'd be getting this italian nailed, just for my own piece of mind. We had a party in Jan and she invited him and I chatted up his bird all night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Did anything go on between him and your missus though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Did anything go on between him and your missus though My gut feeling is no. If my gut feeling was anything else I would have put acid in his beer and then kicked the shit out of him while he was staring at the wallpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. Well you're considering cheating on the wife. Perhaps you should be worrying about your marriage with the aformenshioned before anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Right, do the Italian up the wrongun then come home and give Mrs P it in the mouth just in case she did stray......arse to mouth and she doesn't even know it, result!! (might taste it) Don't forget to post the results Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 If you're going to cheat, do it with a Thai bird. I've heard they're very discreet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) I have never shagged as many birds than during the time I was in a relationship. Seems to give you that little aura of unavailability which women love so much. Great times Edited September 20, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Did your boyfriend kick the shit out of you when he found out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Yes, and then we had lurvely make up anal-sex. Nothing like a good drilling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Reading through the thread Im a little confused as to your current relationship status? If you are single and she has a bloke then thats his problem, she's fair game. If you have a Mrs then it's a big no-no imo This, unless you know the bloke. In which case its bad karma imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 This isn't even a question really is it? You know what is going to happen if you meet up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 im not even gonna start on this topic hahaha lol :lol: :huh: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 This isn't even a question really is it? You know what is going to happen if you meet up I knew you'd say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Speaking frankly, if you thought your missus was being tempted a while back and now you are it sounds like you're both a bit frisky. And possibly not right for each other in the first place. And as someone said it could be a honeytrap. If this bird is upper midtable/top 6 of the premier league and your usual standard is say lower midtable or dare I say play off places in the championship then I wouldnt touch it with a bargepole if I valued my marriage. But it sounds like you may not. No, don't thank me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Sea 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in. Does your place of employment have a swearword filter or have you just worn out your the * on your keyboard? Not sure...but why don't you suck my fucking cock you faggot knob sucking prick of a cunting nonce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Reading through the thread Im a little confused as to your current relationship status? If you are single and she has a bloke then thats his problem, she's fair game. If you have a Mrs then it's a big no-no imo ????????.....really? what about not mowing someone else lawn? pretty sure thats a beating offence where i'm from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in. Does your place of employment have a swearword filter or have you just worn out your the * on your keyboard? Not sure...but why don't you suck my fucking cock you faggot knob sucking prick of a cunting nonce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Tecato downgraded to JJ's bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in. Does your place of employment have a swearword filter or have you just worn out your the * on your keyboard? Not sure...but why don't you suck my fucking cock you faggot knob sucking prick of a cunting nonce? Do more! Do more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20...ane-Webber.html fucking hell! So does that mean this bloke is single nauww? and... How could she NOT add 2+2 together and realise it was her boyfriend spreading these photos does she allow loads of blokes to take nude pictures of her? Edited September 20, 2011 by Saltwater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Am I alone in thinking it's a bit wrong posting that pic, given the background of how it came to be online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15740 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 We've already established he's a wrøng 'un generally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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