manc-mag 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Stick it in her pooper and soon you'll be feeling super. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 What would Charles Bukowski do in this position? He wouldN'T f*ck about dithering, fighting with his conscience, worried about the betrayal of his f*cking wife. No sir. He'd be in there, anal, no straight sex sh*t either and I'd therefore recommend that you do the same, stop f*cking with time, just do it. Your missus could well be f*cking about behind your back man and even if she's not, so f*ck, get amongst this bird, even up the score, 1-1, and if ya missus is a loyal faithful woman, look on the bright-side, you've just made it 2-0 in your favour. Get the f*ck in. Does your place of employment have a swearword filter or have you just worn out your the * on your keyboard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Flirting is harmless but once you get to the 'If I wasn't in a relationship Id fuck you all over'' type message stage then you are on rocky ground imo. Anything more than that can't be disguised as anything other than cheating! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Reading through the thread Im a little confused as to your current relationship status? If you are single and she has a bloke then thats his problem, she's fair game. If you have a Mrs then it's a big no-no imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. He hasn't shit himself on mushrooms this quarter. When did Chez get married btw? I think he's getting one big willied male confused with another. Easily done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 (edited) I suppose it must have been easier for you guys to make that sort of commitment, settling down with the first woman you came across who had a vagina big enough to harbour your colossal genitals. Edited September 20, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Flirting is harmless but once you get to the 'If I wasn't in a relationship Id fuck you all over'' type message stage then you are on rocky ground imo. Anything more than that can't be disguised as anything other than cheating! Flirting is fine, but going to some lasses house to get stoned and have a few drinks, when she clearly wants to jump his bones is suicide lol! I mean I love Mrs Ajax but if I was in a room with with some hot horny chick, I was stoned and a bit drunk, and she started getting all naked and offering me the world on a plate then even I'd be struggling to get out of that one with my monogamy intact! Therefore I'd stay away from that situation all together and just wank myself silly at the thought of it instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Flirting is harmless but once you get to the 'If I wasn't in a relationship Id fuck you all over'' type message stage then you are on rocky ground imo. Anything more than that can't be disguised as anything other than cheating! Flirting is fine, but going to some lasses house to get stoned and have a few drinks, when she clearly wants to jump his bones is suicide lol! I mean I love Mrs Ajax but if I was in a room with with some hot horny chick, I was stoned and a bit drunk, and she started getting all naked and offering me the world on a plate then even I'd be struggling to get out of that one with my monogamy intact! Therefore I'd stay away from that situation all together and just wank myself silly at the thought of it instead Perhaps a pre-wank is in order. To keep the mind right an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Give a larbage, throw out your garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Looky , no touchy. Bit flirt is good for the soul. This. Its something I'm very against tbh, especially where kids are involved and its long term. Anything under three months relationship wise and you're still single imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Are you going for it, Parquhar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Flirting is harmless but once you get to the 'If I wasn't in a relationship Id fuck you all over'' type message stage then you are on rocky ground imo. Anything more than that can't be disguised as anything other than cheating! Flirting is fine, but going to some lasses house to get stoned and have a few drinks, when she clearly wants to jump his bones is suicide lol! I mean I love Mrs Ajax but if I was in a room with with some hot horny chick, I was stoned and a bit drunk, and she started getting all naked and offering me the world on a plate then even I'd be struggling to get out of that one with my monogamy intact! Therefore I'd stay away from that situation all together and just wank myself silly at the thought of it instead Perhaps a pre-wank is in order. To keep the mind right an all. Haha possibly, but I think even pre-wank is no match for a combo of weed, beer and a naked hottie straddling you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Parky being 'on message' just means he hasnt made a massive scene and embarrassed everyone for a few weeks. He hasn't shit himself on mushrooms this quarter. When did Chez get married btw? I think he's getting one big willied male confused with another. Easily done. Might be wrong but I don't think he'd mix you two up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Flirting is harmless but once you get to the 'If I wasn't in a relationship Id fuck you all over'' type message stage then you are on rocky ground imo. Anything more than that can't be disguised as anything other than cheating! Flirting is fine, but going to some lasses house to get stoned and have a few drinks, when she clearly wants to jump his bones is suicide lol! I mean I love Mrs Ajax but if I was in a room with with some hot horny chick, I was stoned and a bit drunk, and she started getting all naked and offering me the world on a plate then even I'd be struggling to get out of that one with my monogamy intact! Therefore I'd stay away from that situation all together and just wank myself silly at the thought of it instead Perhaps a pre-wank is in order. To keep the mind right an all. I used to practice that. Bit embarrassing when I took a lass back to the flat and I'd left the twat mags out though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44498 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Are you going for it, Parquhar? Mull it till the Fri. But for the benefit of onlookers I think I will play it by the book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Just fucking go for the grand slam and fill every hole, and then we can laugh when she tries to blackmail you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 She's as hot as fuck. Her hair smells like that place where the elves live in Lord of the Rings. I have seen the future… We want pics mind Parky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Not read all of this thread yet, but two in the pink and one in the stink is my general rule (of thumb). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm sure our RE teacher at school said it was immoral to have a wank.Were you wanking at the time he said it? Run awaaaaaaay! (after you've bummed her) The other day she remarked that she'd never seen me "So on message in our time together as I am now". That bothered me a bit as well. I think that gives you a pass tbf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 20, 2011 Author Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajax_andy 0 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. aformenshioned? You been on the weed and guinness already lol! it's aforementioned btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asprilla 96 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Confused here. Is Mrs P still kicking about with that young Croatian Bull? If so, get this Bird done, Italian birds love it in the stink.... don't they? No everything is fine at home. Has been for about a year. This is why I feel so iffy about aformenshioned scenario. aformenshioned? You been on the weed and guinness already lol! it's aforementioned btw Isn't that the Dutch spelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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