Sonatine 11601 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 A DWARF porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's double has been found dead in the most bizarre of circumstances, according to UK tabloid The Sunday Sport. Percy Foster's 107 centimetre (3'6") body was discovered in a badger's den in Wales. The report says the 35-year-old was found, "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program." The star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go was discovered partially eaten "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing program." Investigators have not ruled out the possibility of suicide, according to the report. In a recent interview Foster spoke of his excitement about his growing career as Ramsay's double. "Porn lookalikes get more money than normal actors. Dwarf lookalikes are as rare as hen's teeth and so can command top dollar. "I've already ordered a new BMW and a diamond-encrusted Soda Stream," he said. I'd like to add something funny to this, but really, there's no need Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 That can't be real, can it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14087 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Nobody can make a joke on this that's funnier than the actual story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11601 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 That can't be real, can it? Tbh, i couldn't care if it was made up, what a fucking headline Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4880 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Diamond encrusted soda stream every line of that is gold Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 That can't be real, can it? Tbh, i couldn't care if it was made up, what a fucking headline True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Someone find the picture of the 'tent' they put over the body, that will bring a few more laughs out of the story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11601 Posted September 16, 2011 Author Share Posted September 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 (edited) Fucking hell. Has anyone heard from Renton btw? Edited September 16, 2011 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 how could it have been suicide? of all the ways to off yourself death by badger wouldn't be at the top of any list, would it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Look at the size of that tent Surely they could have just used a proper one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14087 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 "Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go" "discovered partially eaten" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I can't add any comment to this. The whole article is perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Aww...They've even made him a tiny tent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleeToonFan 1 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Just perfection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Welsh Magpie 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 hahahahahahaaaa i know he's dead but that is some funny shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Anyone got a copy of 'Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go' they can lend me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Sorry I've only got 'Red Riding in tha Hood', some odd fairy tale/gansta porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 This is fucking class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 hate gordon ramsey he swears far to fucking much lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonTheMag 4 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Stop laughing guys, this is no small matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 You lot are a bunch of tiny-minded individuals making fun of this sad, sad tale. Black armbands at Wist 'am today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Stop laughing guys, this is no small matter. The sadness of a man's passing has been dwarfed by the hilarious nature of the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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