manc-mag 1 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 *applauds* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 I nearly mentioned the difference but I thought it was so obvious it didn't need pointing out. Doesn't mean getting on his back is the right thing to do though. We'll berate some skill into Obertan and Perch if it's the last thing we do. Â I apologise, I have black outs whenever the subject of Obertan comes up, he sends me into a frothing rage, so shite is he. I honestly think he would be more suited to women's football. Hopefully if he reads a Newcastle forum it'll be N-O where the 12 year old half-wits will wank themselves silly every time he does a stepover. Â I've said he's shite on here. It's the collective groans 3 minutes into a game that do him (and us) no favours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7197 Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 His confidence is probably in bits. 2years ago. The Man U fans thought he was the next Ronaldo he looked that good  Really? Never heard that from them myself. I don't think they were heartbroken he left, I've heard Manure fans say he wasn't fit for the Championship after an FA cup game when he got shut out by a League 1 fullback.  I said 2 years ago  http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&client=ms-android-samsung&gl=gb&source=android-launcher-widget&sky=mrdr&biw=320&bih=250&q=obertan+tonaldo&oq=obertan+tonaldo&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=10266l15850l0l16161l28l13l0l3l3l4l336l2164l0.6.3.1l10l0&mvs=0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 3128 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Won't even stick his foot in when he's favourite to win the ball, not once either. I was prepared to give the guy a chance thinking he may improve but noone can coach 'coward' out of a player. It can't be done. Â We have Cabaye, who despite his obvious brilliance in possession is willing to work hard and be brave to very good effect in defence, then there is this bloke. Fuck me. Â No more Pardew for everyone's sake no more. Can the guy predict stuff? Maybe he could be the next Harry the Octopus or whatever, because he sure as shit is not a footballer. To gauge his psychicness see if he acts suprised when you tell him he's playing for the reserves next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 One of the worst players I've ever seen wear the shirt. No hyperbole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11612 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Poor man's Routledge? Â Harsh on Routledge tbf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Well that octopus predicting world cup results hung up his coat and became calamari bout a year back, so there is no shortage of alternative careers.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted December 10, 2011 Author Share Posted December 10, 2011 From NO Â "I was just reading an article last night about obertan, the story of how he was brought up in a middle class family, and fergie came calling to sign potato head whilst he was just 15 tender years of age, but obertan was such a goodboy he decided to listen to his mom's advice and finish his education before moving clubs, Â then after a horrible season out on loan to some obscure french side that i cant recall, fergie came back calling again and oberton now 20 years of age agrees to move to join old rednose at manutd, Â the article was very favourable towards obertan, going on about how he studied at university and can speak five languages, Â and there's me thinking hey this chap is probably pretty smart, and then today i watch him play football like he left his head in the changing room. where was our big time university boy at? Â shocking. " Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12496 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 He surely has to be dropped now, I know Pardew doesn't like the thought of Ben Arfa on the wing but he'd definitely offer a lot more than Obertan who contributes nigh on nothing every game. The pass he made to the touchline that was supposed to be to Gutierrez from about 8 yards away was criminal and I'd let him off for a mistake like every player has but it's more the norm than a mistake for this bloke. Sammy comes on as a late sub every game and causes the opposition headaches with his pace and willingness to make them put a good tackle in. I know we're thin with all the injuries but either Sammy or Ben Arfa would be a far better prospect on the right over Obertan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 He's terrible like. Looking at him now, as we have seen more of him, what Alex Ferguson may have seen in him at Manu, only he knows. Â Sammy Ameobi should be getting a few more games/starts now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edinburghtoonfan 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Sometimes dropping a player for a few games sorts a players head out (no pun intended) but I don't even think that would do Obertan any good, watch him then watch Sammy, sammy wants to be so involved in everything he's like a bairn in a sweetie shop. Drop Obertan sell him in January and let's get on with business in hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 Pardew seems afraid of trying out youth, or dropping his 'favourites' (who tend to just have more experience than other options). Â It's alright to change something after you make a mistake, Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) I was right. You should never have questioned me after I saw this guy's pre-season with Manure. I explained in detail why he was shite--genuinely shit at football that is, not just going through a bad patch. Given that we don't appear to be willing to spend much on aquiriing players under MA, £3 mill spunked on this guy is an absolute disaster. Edited December 10, 2011 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon 0 Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 It was supposed to be a freebie, but then Fergie said he'd add pards as friend on facebook, deleted him straight after the 3 mill came though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeazesMag 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Pardew seems afraid of trying out youth, or dropping his 'favourites' (who tend to just have more experience than other options). Â It's alright to change something after you make a mistake, Alan. Â what does your new username mean ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Pardew seems afraid of trying out youth, or dropping his 'favourites' (who tend to just have more experience than other options). Â It's alright to change something after you make a mistake, Alan. Â what does your new username mean ? Â Honestly, I really don't think you'd want to know. Â but if you do , click this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Pardew seems afraid of trying out youth, or dropping his 'favourites' (who tend to just have more experience than other options).  It's alright to change something after you make a mistake, Alan.  what does your new username mean ?  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=monroe%20transfer  Take your pick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aimaad22 4240 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 As if his football wasn't horrible enough, I've started to get images from Alice in wonderland in my head every time I see us play thanks to him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14094 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Not one to scapegoat like but fuck me, he's shit, bless him. Never seen a winger so scared to take his man on, in fact, I don't even think he's a winger. As said, Sammy looks a canny player every time he plays, a bit raw atm but the potential to improve is clearly there with a run of games. We could play Obertan every week until 2014 and I don't think he'd improve. Â The groans at the match don't help like. Still got to get behind the kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Not one to scapegoat like but fuck me, he's shit, bless him. Never seen a winger so scared to take his man on, in fact, I don't even think he's a winger. . Â Obertan hmm, If he's not a winger what else is he? A striker who can't finish? A midfielder who can't make a pass? A back who refuses to defend? A goalkeeper who's too scared to look up from the ground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4882 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Not one to scapegoat like but fuck me, he's shit, bless him. Never seen a winger so scared to take his man on, in fact, I don't even think he's a winger. . Â Obertan hmm, If he's not a winger what else is he? A striker who can't finish? A midfielder who can't make a pass? A back who refuses to defend? A goalkeeper who's too scared to look up from the ground? Â whats alan smith? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Not one to scapegoat like but fuck me, he's shit, bless him. Never seen a winger so scared to take his man on, in fact, I don't even think he's a winger. . Â Obertan hmm, If he's not a winger what else is he? A striker who can't finish? A midfielder who can't make a pass? A back who refuses to defend? A goalkeeper who's too scared to look up from the ground? Â whats alan smith? Â A big dent in the wage budget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 I remember bergkamp when he first joined Arsenal. Couple of seasons in and he was World Class. Lets give Mr Obertain some time. He'll only improve the more games he gets.  This.  He still looks lost and in dire need of some confidence.  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEADMAN 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 give the guy a chance god blimey man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeris 0 Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 DEADMAN, ffs, he's already had 1/3 season of chances without showing shit... how many chances is he going to get??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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