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It takes a toe infection for people not to think he's shite/Chez/French.

 

Now he's injury-prone. How long is this topic title going to be in a year?

 

Is Obertan shite/Chez/French/Injury-Prone/Paul Wynn/Squidward/Fop/A Cunterhead?

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It takes a toe infection for people not to think he's shite/Chez/French.

 

Now he's injury-prone. How long is this topic title going to be in a year?

 

Is Obertan shite/Chez/French/Injury-Prone/Paul Wynn/Squidward/Fop/A Cunterhead?

 

Done. :lol:

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Bollocks man. He should get it strapped up, injected with cortisone and man the fuck up.

 

My father in law (former rugby league pro) played 60 mins of a game with a broken arm once. Guess what his reaction was to this news. A toe infection isnt a serious injury ffs.

 

An infection is not an injury it's an infection and infections reduce the effectiveness of painkillers.

 

BTW My sister in law worked for a bloke who got a finger infection from a seemingly inocuous cut, he manned the fuck up and just got on with his work, cost him his arm and nearly his life, but you're right, infections are nowt.

 

Wonder how he would of coped in the middle ages...

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Bollocks man. He should get it strapped up, injected with cortisone and man the fuck up.

 

My father in law (former rugby league pro) played 60 mins of a game with a broken arm once. Guess what his reaction was to this news. A toe infection isnt a serious injury ffs.

 

An infection is not an injury it's an infection and infections reduce the effectiveness of painkillers.

 

BTW My sister in law worked for a bloke who got a finger infection from a seemingly inocuous cut, he manned the fuck up and just got on with his work, cost him his arm and nearly his life, but you're right, infections are nowt.

 

Wonder how he would of coped in the middle ages...

 

He would of died.

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He was diabolical. One of the worst player performances I've seen in a long time.

 

We just cannot afford to start him in the next match.

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I was up for giving him a chance earlier in the season but I've had enough now. He does alright at getting himself into space to be fair to him, but he does nothing with the ball. He gives the ball away far too much when he tries to go forward, and if he doesn't do that he just plays the ball back to the nearest man.

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When Simpson plays it to him and there's a man near him, he just plays it back to Simpson with his first touch and runs into a position where he can't receive the ball. He hides. There were a couple of occasions where he could have put a challenge in if he was giving as much effort as the rest of the team. Really annoyed me today.

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Thing is, he does have attributes. He just doesn't have a football brain by the looks of it. He's had enough time in the team to have built his confidence up, so a lack of that is no longer an excuse.

 

We're light on options all over the pitch though so there's not much competition for his place in the team.

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Hopefully we can snare Hoilett in the summer, he is an abysmal player. I dont see why we cant just play Ben Arfa on the wing either. This would allow us to play 2 strikers, and we wouldnt be so reliant on Ben Arfa producing magic if played.

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He was woeful today, not just the final delivery but as people have said, he hides and doesn't want the ball and when he gets it he has no idea what to do. There was times he had it when i just knew he'd keep goign further wide with it to the line until they took it off him, no thought about doing anything with it. He spent alot of the time in the middle of the pitch when he was needed wide and when he was wide he refuses to use the pace he has and knock it past the defender and have a real go at them.

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I thought he might have confidence issues (he's balding and has a massive head), but he's got a girlfriend with huge knockers. Given that he's getting regular sex there can be no exuses for his cowardly mentality on the pitch, it is sheer laziness. He's not improved since he left the French academy, he seems to be overconfident in his ability and thus unwilling and unmotivated to improve himself as a player. His role is a fairly simple one as a winger and it doesn't require that much intelligence to play in that position as opposed to central midfield. I'm really pissed off with him now.

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