TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 Wait until I tell the polish lads at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41166 Posted May 16, 2021 Share Posted May 16, 2021 2 hours ago, Tom said: I once seen his standup and that was bad enough. I feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougle 3217 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) On 14/09/2011 at 22:28, DanTheMan said: The SMB used to have a thread called 'Billy Bullshit' all about workplace liars- can't find the original but this was the continuation http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...=billy+bullshit What I loved about it was how mundane most of it was- one bloke claimed to be related to the guy who invented Marrowfat peas until he was called out on it. My favourite was a bloke who said that one time he was working on a building site carrying a massive bit of wood over his head, when a gale blew and picked him up in the air. He said he landed in a field 2 miles away then got docked wages by his boss once he arrived back for skiving Also: This post man. Fucking classic. The ants bit isnt on that quote so go back and read it Edited May 18, 2021 by Dougle Edited for pure Antness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1317 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) I've had about 30 jobs and somehow had mostly decent colleagues. That's probably a lot to do with the fact most of my bosses were absolutely batshit mental. Bosses aside I can only think of a chef I worked beside. One of those weird cunts who constantly boasts about weird shit like how many cruises he's been on and how miles to the gallon he gets in his car. Last time I bumped into him his dog basically jammed it's nose up the arse of some random passer by while we were standing chatting. Poor woman literally shrieked and jumped into the air then looked at the dog and said something like "aw. could you smell my Daisy-May?" and casually walked off. Still to this day don't know whether Daisy-May is her own dogs name or a weird pet name for her vagina. Edited May 18, 2021 by Blastronaut 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41166 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 On 14/09/2011 at 23:37, The Fish said: by the way, if you're thinking, "it's weird, there isn't a work wanker at my job", it's you. 45 minutes ago, Blastronaut said: I've had about 30 jobs and somehow had mostly decent colleagues. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1317 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 That thought has crossed my mind a few times like. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 I wonder who's picked up the torch at Renton's old place 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1317 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 (edited) Hey, ive made a lot of good friends from all those jobs. I cant speak for them but I'm pretty confident they'd both agree I'm actually not that much of a wanker. Edited May 18, 2021 by Blastronaut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13996 Posted May 21, 2021 Share Posted May 21, 2021 “Yeh it’s a nice car but you could have got the parts & built it yourself cheaper” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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